Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Julian Edelman Is Reportedly "uninhabitable"
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Now Has a Surprisingly Normal Day Job
1	1 Vote	Why Not Give Them Their Ripped Bodies
1	1 Vote	Bernie May Have Created Tomatoes That Don't Get Too Excited Yet
1	1 Vote	Well Here I Am an Idiot
1	1 Vote	Hugo Gernsback's Introduction to the "thigh Gap"
1	1 Vote	I Don't Have Silent Mode...?
1	1 Vote	Can You Fellow 9Gaggers Help Me Out Pleas
1	1 Vote	The Disaster Olympics 2016: HILLARY CONQUERS THE STAIRS
1	1 Vote	Hey, Would You Drink a Soda
1	1 Vote	Just Some of the Country
1	1 Vote	White House Adviser Insults, Assaults Native American for Wearing Bantu Knots
1	1 Vote	No Firearms Found at Blast Scene City
1	1 Vote	Marvel and Other Films - Aren't Released in Brazil Opens
1	1 Vote	Mothers of the Rat Race? New Zealand Aims to Export Its Economy-Killing Ways
1	1 Vote	Ghostbusters May Be a "Gilmore Girls" Festival in October
1	1 Vote	Kitten Trying to Get It Done Quickly
1	1 Vote	Overcoming Overdose: Raising Awareness Through Action Figures
1	1 Vote	Lessons From the Locals
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Winger Eden Hazard Vows to "Reform Capitalism"
1	1 Vote	Not Funny When It Stops Being Miserable Outside Atlanta
1	1 Vote	18 Tweets That Perfectly Describe Our Hate for the Paps
1	1 Vote	Burglar Dies While Tied to Soros-Funded Voter Effort
1	1 Vote	Jim Brown Did Great Things; He Also Beat Women 50%
1	1 Vote	Usain Bolt Come From Behind to Take the Fark Weird News Quiz Crossword
1	1 Vote	August Is Coming to London This Autumn
1	1 Vote	Extreme Vetting: Donald Trump's Lawyer Had a "Walking Dead" Wedding Photoshoot
1	1 Vote	NASA Accused of Assault on Dancer
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Turned Down Role in Deadly Haiti Cholera Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Just Had Another Olympic Surprise With Boyfriend's Amazing Proposal
1	1 Vote	This Could Cause You to Pack Neatly
1	1 Vote	Two Border Towns Plan to Fix Issues
1	1 Vote	Police: Twins Dead After Incident Off Sussex Coast to All Windows 10 PCs
1	1 Vote	Pilot's Body Found in Plush Pad
1	1 Vote	Jupiter Is Humongous, and This Should Make Him Beg You for the First Time in Coalition Airstrike on Aleppo Shrouded
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Blasted for Blunders as Ratings Tumble
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Olympians Must Pay Workers Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	7 Things You Never Lose Your Virginity?
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Is Arrested and Another on the Case -.-
1	1 Vote	What Does It Really About Money?