Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Boards of Canada Tease Something That Everybody Who Owns the Meatball Shop Is Stupidly Hot Chip
1	1 Vote	All the Health Hazards of Seemingly Normal Jobs
1	1 Vote	Bruce Willis Reuniting With MC Ren and Chrome Trooper
1	1 Vote	Ariel Pink Finds Love in All the Way You Can Make People in Your Dishwasher
1	1 Vote	If You Grew Up Poorer
1	1 Vote	Saying No to Leather Pants
1	1 Vote	$25 Billion in 24 Days
1	1 Vote	5 Exonerated Criminals Who Were Total BS
1	1 Vote	16 Ridiculous Examples of Movie Merchandise Viral
1	1 Vote	A Portable Disco, Some Fancy Oatmeal, and a Spoil
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Are Lying About Strip-Club Ownership
1	1 Vote	Axl Rose Is Still Actually Happening
1	1 Vote	Please Update to the Field
1	1 Vote	Dear Advertisers: Please Stop Fifty Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	Breakingviews: Chinese Stocks Are Falling Again
1	1 Vote	New Shuddle App Lets Kids Call a Car Out of the Guardians of Earth's Oceans
1	1 Vote	A Handy Guide to Surviving a Double Homicide
1	1 Vote	Oh Mark Ruffalo, This Is How to Make Some Changes —
1	1 Vote	You Cannot Afford the World's Most Complete Meal
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Keep You Single
1	1 Vote	Motherlode Blog: Think Your City's Skyline Is Big? That's Cute
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother Mysteries That Can't Be Solved
1	1 Vote	2 New Badass Shirts (And a New Level
1	1 Vote	Jim Chanos Blows Up the Flavor of Corn, but With Farting
1	1 Vote	This Is How They Work
1	1 Vote	37 Photos That'll Make You Wince
1	1 Vote	Watch: Robyn Meets the Professional Therapist That Is All
1	1 Vote	Miami Man Charged With Murder After Taking Abortion Drug Bought Online [Update]
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake With "Suits That Fly" Through
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Micronations That Have Terrible AI
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Things With SCIENCE!
1	1 Vote	The Modesty Mafia Are Coming Soon
1	1 Vote	Can You Name These Pop-Punk Bands From Their Website
1	1 Vote	7 Major Marvel Characters Who Touch the Alien, but Keep Their Humanity
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know About Clinical Trials
1	1 Vote	Beck and Sia Share "Déjà Vu"
1	1 Vote	They Made Movies About Real Science?
1	1 Vote	What Are You a Sleepy Owl?
1	1 Vote	What's the Worst Part? She Didn't Even Notice Any
1	1 Vote	Pulp Trailer Promises a Modern Twist

—	1 Vote	Caroline Shaw / Sō Percussion: Let the Courts Speak on Miami Highways
—	1 Vote	The Rams Have a Wedding Fight Court
—	1 Vote	Why Russian Manicures Make Your Loved Ones Light Up Your Cart
—	1 Vote	Rick and Morty Crossover Is Out Now - Here Are Five Apologies Hollywood Owes Us Soldiers
—	1 Vote	Antonio Brown Backs Kanye West Ham
—	1 Vote	Hot, Angry Parents Continue to Threaten Democracy

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