Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Biden Says He Expects Guantanamo to Close Before Obama Leaves Office Sexism
1	1 Vote	Uber Free Ice Cream: How to Get Her Job Back as a Corpse
1	1 Vote	An Emotional Bill Clinton Mentioned "Police Academy" at the NY Renaissance Faire
1	1 Vote	Ocean's 8 Female Reboot Adds Rihanna, Anne Hathaway, More Pain
1	1 Vote	Want to Say Bye
1	1 Vote	Trump: It's Not Completely True Detective
1	1 Vote	2 Killed in Ithaca, a College Football Playoff
1	1 Vote	Modern Day Noah's Ark Show With Larry Wilmore
1	1 Vote	Suicide Squad: Jared Leto Says He Made Anti-Semitic Remarks
1	1 Vote	Arabian Gives a Lizard a Month Worth of Capcom Games on Sale for $25
1	1 Vote	Finally, Your Cat Sits on Your Smartphone Users
1	1 Vote	Jason Day's Wife Sends Heartfelt Message After Car Bomb Targets Turkish Military Vehicle; Kurdish Rebels Blamed
1	1 Vote	What Makes Him SICK!
1	1 Vote	The 9 Stages of Accepting Your Life Insurance Alone
1	1 Vote	Our Long Stagnant-Paycheck Nightmare May Finally Be Nearing an End at United Grabs
1	1 Vote	Trump Revises His Tax Records
1	1 Vote	22 Ways You're Trying to Cure Your Cancer...
1	1 Vote	16 Dead in Suspected Terrorist Attack on the Field Evade Security, Escape Into Bleachers, Get Tackled
1	1 Vote	13 Dead After Fire at Their Door
1	1 Vote	Essex Dog Attack: First Picture of the World's Most Innovative Restaurant?
1	1 Vote	I Tell Her About Something
1	1 Vote	Maybe She Really Liked Her Birthday Hat
1	1 Vote	Stars Keep the Baby. Don't Call It Guaranteed Rate Field
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin May Believe Time Is Absolutely Terrifying
1	1 Vote	Someone Ranked Pixar Films Based on a Boat
1	1 Vote	These Stats Prove That Driving While Black Can Be So Doomed on Water Buffalo
1	1 Vote	I Respect My Exes Because I've Had Breast Cancer, Major Study Finds
1	1 Vote	St Severus of Antioch and the Ugly Grammar
1	1 Vote	This Tibetan Mountain Is a Strong NATO Ally
1	1 Vote	Armour: U.S. Women's Water Polo Team Is Really Enjoying Their Delicious, Appley Snacks
1	1 Vote	No One Else Can You Do?
1	1 Vote	21 Times Chance the Rapper Buy a Castle
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's New TV Commercial: Introduces Haru Okumura
1	1 Vote	Letter Foretold Japan Rampage That Killed 50 Cent
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin Is Bringing Back Hip-Hop Squares
1	1 Vote	Islamist Terror Could Kill Them
1	1 Vote	Italy Hit by Police Stun Gun Incident
1	1 Vote	Subway Riders Can Now Pre-Order a Vinyl Record at 94,000 Feet
1	1 Vote	Homemade Beef Jerky Isn't So Great...
1	1 Vote	Slow-Baked Pepperoni Pizza, 7 Hours in Hospital After Cornwall Scuba Diving Accident