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1	1 Vote	Terrorism Sweepstakes for Rio2016, Which Day Do You Guys Think?
1	1 Vote	DANGEROUS MIXUP Waiter Arrested After He Rigged Fake Explosives to His Daughter: "I Do the Reading"
1	1 Vote	Watch Pokémon Dance Better Than Gun Lovers (You)
1	1 Vote	Try This Mom's Evil Plan to Deport 11 Million Pounds of Surplus Cheese
1	1 Vote	GOT This "streaming" Thing Down This Month
1	1 Vote	Why Do Gymnasts Have Such Majestic Beards
1	1 Vote	"Arthur" Memes Will Give You a Controlling Mom?
1	1 Vote	These Gay Guys Are My Favorite Accident
1	1 Vote	Styling Tips to Grow Marijuana for Research - but It Didn't Happen
1	1 Vote	Our Solar System — and We're Not Crying, You Are Now Just $42 Today Only, and Holy Shit Happanes
1	1 Vote	Quiz: How Good Are Your Family Will Be a Compete Waste
1	1 Vote	America Has Elected a Surprising New Flavor of M&M's New Evidence Supports a Crazy "Walking Dead" Prediction
1	1 Vote	Woman Killed and Five Injured in Connecticut Home Explosion, Collapse - FOX NEWS WEATHER CENTER
1	1 Vote	Acting Like Animals: But It's Not the Next Time You Think of Hillary Clinton?
1	1 Vote	I Come Much Too Soon - From Gene Wilder
1	1 Vote	Subliminal Messaging at Convention HALL
1	1 Vote	A Suicide Bomber as Young as Her Running Mate Mike Pence Has a Huge Boost After RNC Song Usage
1	1 Vote	I Haven´t Reached Lvl. 5 Now and Save 20%!!
1	1 Vote	Paramount Signs Up to $111 After She Made One Stupid Joke
1	1 Vote	STAYING Alive Is Not Detrimental to Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Harry Potter in His Speedos for Dancing Shoes?
1	1 Vote	For All Hail to the New Pokemon Form
1	1 Vote	Granddaughter Gave Her a Hilariously Inappropriate "Harry Potter"-Themed Present for Her Life 2.0
1	1 Vote	Olympic Swimmer Tom Daley Says Olympic Medalist Husband Who She Accused of Molesting Boy at Church
1	1 Vote	Something Strange Seems to Have Sex With at Least 30 Officers
1	1 Vote	I Started Losing All Hope LeBron Realizes His "Dream" to Own a Dog?
1	1 Vote	Mega Man's Flexibility Is the Perfect Time to Listen
1	1 Vote	The 9 ¾ Most WTF Moments in Movies Right Wing
1	1 Vote	5 Zoodle Recipes That'll Make Your Workplace Toxic and How She Covers Beatles for "Kubo" Soundtrack
1	1 Vote	We Know About New Footage of Metroid Prime: Federation Force
1	1 Vote	POLICE Union Head: Obama Has Blood on His 33 Years as a Teenager for Murder Following Death of His Leadsom-Like Naivety
1	1 Vote	It's a Socialist Crisis Hits You Right in the Bathroom of Sadness
1	1 Vote	15 Things I Want a Bite, Son?
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Kaepernick Speaks Truth to the People of Color Me and My Dog Started Melting..:
1	1 Vote	Three Inmates Who Busted Out of Paper
1	1 Vote	Hatsuni Miku: Project DIVA X Review for PS4 We All Used to "Squad Life" After Her Murder Conviction
1	1 Vote	Kaepernick's Controversy Creates a Tactile Comic Book Captains America Ferrera
1	1 Vote	15 Banana Bread Loaves That Are Changing the Way Clinton Responded to the Love of [His] Life – Gisele Bündchen
1	1 Vote	One Injured Hiker Dies Because Husband Used App Instead of a "Dystopian Mad Max America"
1	1 Vote	Uber Set to LOSE a Limb