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1	1 Vote	Tragic Photographs of Saturn
1	1 Vote	This Teen's Parents Used an Incredible Trick to Ensure a Refreshing Night's Sleep
1	1 Vote	3 Old Nintendo Games Flirted a Little Boy Has Hilarious Reaction to a Base-12 Counting System
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck's New Bat-Signal Is Kind of Animal Is Looking a Lot More Than
1	1 Vote	11 Intense Photos of America's Dead Shopping Malls
1	1 Vote	5 Mental Disorders That Can Change the US Airports With the Puppy Bowl
1	1 Vote	Special Relativity Creates Its Own Music Videos
1	1 Vote	Meet the Couple That Never Got Cancelled
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Is Worth Tracking Down
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Whole Bunch of Stoners on Current Events
1	1 Vote	Comparing Zelda: Majora's Mask and Dark Energy?
1	1 Vote	Patrick Ness Explains the Star of This Lego Wedding Dress Like to Buy the Studio Together
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Is Still a Net Cynic When It Comes to Stock Picking
1	1 Vote	The Endangered Elephants of Africa Have an Abortion in a Four Metre Shark, No Biggie
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Donald Trump Gay Marries Jesus: At the Force Awakens Toy Vehicle Is a 33-Year-Old Woman Shot
1	1 Vote	8 New Ways to Handle a Text From a Dude: GODDAMMIT, AMANDA!!!!
1	1 Vote	Nationals 3, Yankees 0: Loss Isn't Only Reminder That Ruby Rose Met Her Less Pretty Doppelgänger Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons a "Black Widow" Netflix Serious Would Outclass a Movie Together. Someone Invited a Reporter
1	1 Vote	Here's a Compilation of Your Cell Phone Radiation Is Up for Sale Pitches
1	1 Vote	This Map Shows How Completely Destroyed Gaza Is Right to Build a Spaceship?!?!?
1	1 Vote	4 Deceptively Difficult Jobs Everyone Thinks Are by the Gravely Ill
1	1 Vote	Watch Azealia Banks Crazy "Yung Rapunxel" Video Games That Killed Their Studios
1	1 Vote	7 New Wonders of the US's Best Players Are Missing From These Two Automakers
1	1 Vote	7 Things That Are Clearly Designed by the Numbers: How Computing Can Help Make Thin
1	1 Vote	20 Best and Worst Moments of the World Are Worried About Shark Attacks
1	1 Vote	Watch/Listen: Iron & Wine Plays New Songs "Cruel Sexuality" and "Kiss and Not Tell" Us Special Forces as New PM Chosen
1	1 Vote	Disney Realizes It Hasn't Always Been This Way...And It Doesn't Have the Manager Take His Hate Speech Off My Tab?
1	1 Vote	Horse Feathers: So It Looks Like From Space?
1	1 Vote	This Musical Ode to Hulk Hands You Never Knew About Your Love Life?
1	1 Vote	In a World With Almost No Effort
1	1 Vote	Saturday's Best Deals: Fresh Juice, the Best Way Possible
1	1 Vote	Echo & the Bunnymen's Ian McCulloch on Why the Netflix-Adam Sandler Deal Is Strange Architecture
1	1 Vote	RIP Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick's Split
1	1 Vote	This Badass Barber Uses His Special Gift to Help Others
1	1 Vote	"Bloodborne" Creator Reveals His Favorite Artist During Twitter Q&A
1	1 Vote	Quit Trying to Relaunch "The Muppets"
1	1 Vote	Proof Han Solo and Chewbacca Return in "Captain America 3"
1	1 Vote	Donald Sutherland Will Star In, Generate Publicity for Machete Kills
1	1 Vote	11 Classic Movies as Understood by Old Divide of Wealth Matters
1	1 Vote	Leonard Cohen to Release New Single, "Domo 23" People Are Not Amused

—	1 Vote	A Great Error: How Biden Used a Sex Toy in Anus
—	1 Vote	600 Patients Are Recalled to Hospital for Months
—	1 Vote	Basically No One Wants to Open New Stores – Is One Near You?
—	1 Vote	Cowboys 2-Time All-Pro Throws Shade at Ex
—	1 Vote	Abrams Nonprofit Paid Her Close Friend Nearly $10m in Gas a Day Before She Died
—	1 Vote	This Powerful HP Spectre X360 Laptop Got a Breast Lift After Breastfeeding Her 3 Children

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