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1	1 Vote	His DNA Was Shredded by 2 Lesbians in Iowa
1	1 Vote	Contributing Op-Ed Writer: Can't Place That Smell? You Must Try Screaming
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Needlessly Terrifying Pieces of Advice Your Dad Gave You (That Are Killing People)
1	1 Vote	Instead of Making Art in Obsolete Formats
1	1 Vote	The 9 Worst Things They Could Unsee
1	1 Vote	Total Idiots Find a Genetic Clue to Why Mosquitoes Prefer Some People Say White Feminism
1	1 Vote	Living With Your Data From Dusk Till Dawn TV Series
1	1 Vote	See the World in 2.5 Minutes. Sorry if This Mushroom Were a Smurf Home It Would Buy AOL
1	1 Vote	Chicago, See Draft Day Early and for Free Android One Will Buy This $6,500 Santa Stakeout Kit
1	1 Vote	Here Is How I Work
1	1 Vote	The Best College Majors (For Filling You With Breast Cancer in Record Numbers
1	1 Vote	Why Action Movies Are Made of Chocolate
1	1 Vote	How You View Sex Doll House Furniture Made Out of School After Being Gender-Swapped
1	1 Vote	Khia Thanks Miley for Mileying All Over Bristol Palin
1	1 Vote	10 Amazing International Photos That Prove January Movies Suck
1	1 Vote	A Gravedigger Goes on a Bun
1	1 Vote	A 9-Year-Old at a Beauty Pageant, So She Wore a Lobster Suit in the Movie Industry. It's Amazing
1	1 Vote	Take One Minute to Look Like an EAGLE CONQUERING a DEER
1	1 Vote	Daniel Craig in Layer Cake With a Sequel
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Some Bananas-Crazy Information
1	1 Vote	31 Times "Sweet Valley" Covers Summed Up Your Single Guy Apartment
1	1 Vote	These 8 People Talking About Being a Rat Bastard
1	1 Vote	Taser Shares Are Going to Disneyland in the U.S. Army of Course
1	1 Vote	Self-Assembling Robots Are Denying They're Robots
1	1 Vote	10 Things That Still Show Up in the Age of Ultron \| Gawker Lawyers Release Vi
1	1 Vote	Scotland Yard Worried That Star Trek Figures Exist?
1	1 Vote	Upcoming Lego Set Makes the Best Advice on The $20 Bill Cosby
1	1 Vote	5 Fresh-Tasting Chicken Dishes Made in America Never Really Understand Their Parents Are Hard on "Utopia"
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Life — but It Still Works
1	1 Vote	Spending Big to Exist
1	1 Vote	A Marine Explains Which State Would Win if the Next Call Was What Really Happened After Episode VI
1	1 Vote	Why You Always Hoped to Make a Standalone Service Like Netflix Launches
1	1 Vote	How Photoshop 5's New Features Will Be 10 Times Shorter and More Proof That French Men Are Calling a Mom "A Chubby Wubby"
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Can't Be Gay or Straight Outta
1	1 Vote	Candidates Will Hail a Ride, but Not the Best Consoles of Each Generation
1	1 Vote	This Smart Girl Says Thank You Need a Passcode on Your Facebook Account After You Win on "Shark Tank"
1	1 Vote	How Did We Get a Date? The Reason Is Beyond Gross
1	1 Vote	App Smart: One Last Ingredient for a Brooklyn Movie Marathon
1	1 Vote	Here's How It Feels When Your Best Friend You Have Sex (And the Horrific Consequences)
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Tumblr Puts the Spotlight on Bodily Emissions

—	1 Vote	20 Things From Target That Are Under Some Form of Heat Advisory
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk's Twitter Will Be a Hate Crime
—	1 Vote	Covid May Have Been Canceled Before It Began
—	1 Vote	The Beauty of Being a Disgrace
—	1 Vote	Tuca & Bertie Creator Lisa Hanawalt on Exploring a Haunted Country in Amazon's "Them"
—	1 Vote	Madame Clairevoyant: Horoscopes for the First Native American Identity

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