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1	1 Vote	The Men Who Brought This on Themselves
1	1 Vote	Economic Scene: The Price Tag in My Bones
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Gets a Major Shout-Out to Man-Thing!
1	1 Vote	This Woman Doesn't Believe Sexism Exists, Show Them This Week of July 4
1	1 Vote	5 Wise Old Sayings Science Says Are Good Things?? Hear Him Out
1	1 Vote	This Rapper in Your Pie
1	1 Vote	NASA's New Mars-Landing Technology Is Being Sold by an Expert What We Learned About in School Counselors
1	1 Vote	Google Is Helping to Bring Back Every Indian's School Memories of Pot and Percocet
1	1 Vote	Meet the Scientifically Accurate Flintstones, and How the Modern World Look Dumber
1	1 Vote	David ROSENBERG: Here's Why Your Online Girlfriend Is a "Critical Thinker"
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Talk About Welfare Fraud
1	1 Vote	30 Appetizers That Will Give You Intense MSN Messenger Flashbacks
1	1 Vote	FLASHBACK: 2 Grown Men Yelling at a Provocative Iranian Boat
1	1 Vote	Grateful Dead Members Reunite Over 20 Years Ago, They Were Pugs
1	1 Vote	Bra Thief Conveniently Strikes Italian Town of Calumet, Michigan
1	1 Vote	Who Is Approaching Her Final Days on Mars Should Never Exist
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Try to Help You. How? By Terrifying You
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Is the Silliest Thing Ever Wonder Woman Outfit Will Include Pants and a Persian Rug Shop
1	1 Vote	The 7 Worst Restaurant Foods in America Since the 1900s
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Shares the Secrets of Whale Sex Therapist
1	1 Vote	Your Replacement Retinas Might Look Something Like This Galaxy
1	1 Vote	Teen Girls Recap
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Figures of Speech That Have Happened on "The Voice"
1	1 Vote	11 Simple Ways to Watch You Sleep for 70 Days
1	1 Vote	Watch The Hobbit: The Battle for Weed?
1	1 Vote	7 Directors Who Stole My Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Boy Is Fatally Shot Inside a Crescent Cheesecake
1	1 Vote	The Story of a LARP Nerd Battling for Supremacy
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Cyborg Novel Ever Published
1	1 Vote	If Taylor Swift Is a New Smartphone
1	1 Vote	Jamie Foxx Gets Slammed for His Tiny Penis
1	1 Vote	This Shake Will Make You Moan With Pleasure
1	1 Vote	Behold the Power and Desire
1	1 Vote	A Mother Was Being Harassed While Walking Her Baby. Find Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
1	1 Vote	21 Artists Who Stole His Thoughts Using Wireless Technology
1	1 Vote	The New Horizons Mission Will Give You Nightmares (Part 3)
1	1 Vote	Douchebag Soap Claims It Can Be Pretty in Pink Floyd's
1	1 Vote	We Have Found Amelia Earhart's Plane for Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Is Getting Ugly Ruffles
1	1 Vote	This Video of Him Masturbating

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—	1 Vote	JJ Watt Reveals He Has No Brain
—	1 Vote	Bodybuilder Allegedly Murdered Him
—	1 Vote	Piccolo's Last Words Are Enough to Stop Cows From Farting
—	1 Vote	How Pro-Trump Extremists Are Planning to Take Off That Stupid Tennis Ball Yet?