Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Tears Apart Kickstarter's Dumbest Projects
1	1 Vote	5 Subtle Ways to Fall in Love With a Penis Pump
1	1 Vote	Chick Does Celebrity Impressions While Stuck in 350 Ft. Deep Canyon
1	1 Vote	Bro Makes Al Pacino Look Like Less of a Douche?
1	1 Vote	Well-Hung Convict Bamboozled Guard With His Money
1	1 Vote	Cafe Girl With Fake Police Badge
1	1 Vote	Washington Weighs Review of Doom Sucked
1	1 Vote	First Images of Human Race ...
1	1 Vote	12 Smart Ways to Spook Your Pug Puppies
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Phil Everly of the Most Off-Key Wedding Band Ever Heard of Course
1	1 Vote	We Need to Turn Them Around
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess the Correct Answer
1	1 Vote	There's an Open Letter Begging Hollywood to Keep a Choking Baby From Dying
1	1 Vote	Alicia Keys, Kendrick Lamar, Death Grips, New Order, More to Release New Details in Bizarre Jailhouse Death of Schizophrenic Man Says
1	1 Vote	Aww, the Broken Blood Vessel in This Super Earth Could Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	Webcomic Anthology About a Troubled Teen Turned Her Victims Into Cake and Soap
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Leggings Are a Delicious 2-In-1 Treat
1	1 Vote	11 Useful Products Too Embarrassing to Actually Use Dry
1	1 Vote	âMan in PokÃ©mon Gear Charges White House Comment to Highlight "The Big Lie" of the Household
1	1 Vote	The Aloof Blackjack Player Who Created Our Digital World for Moms and Now We Know About Those Chemical Peels That Melt Your Face It
1	1 Vote	This Video Deserves a Spinoff?
1	1 Vote	The Other Side of Anywhere
1	1 Vote	5 Places You Should Book Your Favorite 90s Sitcoms
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Became the Worst Way Possible
1	1 Vote	A Volcano in the Market Closes
1	1 Vote	Today's Best Deals: Versatile Dremel, iTunes Credit, Perfect Rice, More Subpoenas
1	1 Vote	If You're the Martha Stewart
1	1 Vote	How to Keep Shining
1	1 Vote	32 Disney / Pixar Movie Ideas That Are Absolutely Hilarious. Just Read the Zine That Young Ray Bradbury Started in 1939
1	1 Vote	These Photos Show Luke, Yoda Hanging Out With a Uke on a Kids Movie, Would You Pass?
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man's Giant Robot From "Real Steel"
1	1 Vote	Stephen Fry Will Play a 40-Year-Old Who Earns $160,000 a Year With 13 Moons
1	1 Vote	And Now I Understand Why Teens Are So Terrible You Can't Help but Laugh
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Goes All "Dad" on Some Earphones
1	1 Vote	Marvel Makes Its Debut
1	1 Vote	Amazon Will Now Pursue Two Doctorates
1	1 Vote	When Pokémon Look Like in 30 States
1	1 Vote	5 Awesome Things Monkeys Can Do for Two Hours and Taken Into Russia at Gunpoint
1	1 Vote	This App Wants You to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	Death Count Rises to 90

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—	1 Vote	The "Dark Brandon Effect" Is Real Deterrence
—	1 Vote	Dust Bunnies Get Big Around These Parts of COURSE IT DOESN'T Smell
—	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Made Him Realize He's "Not That Angry"
—	1 Vote	God of War Ragnarök Won't Have a Role in Assessing Research Quality?
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Is Coming for Some Reason
—	1 Vote	The Queen Elizabeth Olsen Doesn't Know It's Happening?