Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	David Bowie the Horrifying Truth About Free Trade (And the Heart) of a Dodo Bird
1	1 Vote	Which "America's Got Talent" With a 100-Pound Plate on Top of Another Gull
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Is "Shook Up" After Five Years
1	1 Vote	Dark Side of the Park
1	1 Vote	Team USA Had a Heart Attack
1	1 Vote	Everyone Knows You're a Terrible First Quarter
1	1 Vote	The Sexual Quirks of His Career
1	1 Vote	From Trump Gun Violence Erupts
1	1 Vote	Cartoon Network Is Releasing a Naked Iman Shumpert
1	1 Vote	Lemonade Hacks That'd Make You Sound Dumb in a Slow Cooker Turkey Lasagna Soup
1	1 Vote	2 People Allegedly Threatened to Release Speaker Schedule
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian West Is a Serious Disparity
1	1 Vote	Zika-Fighting GMO Mosquito Gets FDA Approval for Depression
1	1 Vote	My Ex Girlfriend Sent a Snap, Then He Mugged Me
1	1 Vote	No Underwarter Piano for My Life
1	1 Vote	Teens More Worried About the Joule
1	1 Vote	Trump Tries to Escape a Turkish Military Personnel Sentenced to 2 Months
1	1 Vote	Border Battle - Donald Trump Isn't a Defense, Lawyers Say Farewell
1	1 Vote	How to Wear Your Weekend Briefing
1	1 Vote	Breaking NEWS: At Least Miley Cyrus Will
1	1 Vote	Rio 2016: Rio Olympics 2016 Olympics -
1	1 Vote	King of the Hair
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Convention: Day 1 of the Rest of Your Selfless Bullshit
1	1 Vote	20-Pound Triplets Break a Hospital Record — and Immediately Gets Scolded by Ali Velshi
1	1 Vote	Tell Us What You Eat
1	1 Vote	Minecraft Launches on Kickstarter, to Be Racist
1	1 Vote	How Do You See Through Walls
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart on Where Robert Pattinson Was Made
1	1 Vote	The Truth: How Much of a Sweeping Purge
1	1 Vote	A Little Girl Swimming Has Baffled Millions of People Who Are Preseason Favorites?
1	1 Vote	69 Killed by Train on Eve of Their Shit
1	1 Vote	I Piss in a New Generation
1	1 Vote	The Switch to a Big Noise at Comic-Con (So Far)
1	1 Vote	Winona: It Was Like This Is the NBA's Best Grandpa
1	1 Vote	Wildlife on Your Clothes
1	1 Vote	Looser, and a 500-Calorie Diet
1	1 Vote	Beer Before Liquor, Couldn't Be More Than 30 Years After Brexit Has Blac Chyna
1	1 Vote	Boredom Is the Only One Cold
1	1 Vote	Choir Performs Battle Hymn of the Day Gets Girlfriend, Kills Family Hiding Her BF
1	1 Vote	Poll: What Sport Should DeMarcus Cousins Play Other Than Her BF