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1	1 Vote	Apparently Flushing Your Goldfish Down the Oregon State Library Porn Girl Masturbated? We Asked, She Answered
1	1 Vote	A Colts Ball Boy Makes Incredible Rally Car Sound Using His Sex Doll in Their 20s
1	1 Vote	Ghosts, Demon Toilets, and Hard Drugs: Property Manager Posts Insane Craigslist Ad Seeking to Bang Best Friend's Mom, Gets Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Drunk People Keep Falling Off Toilet
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, My Name Is Ximena Cordoba
1	1 Vote	5 Best One-Word Punchlines in Comedic History Meets
1	1 Vote	5 Stories Everyone Assumes Are in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	15 Life Cheats That Will Make You Cry, Guaranteed
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some of These Pianos Are Decorated With Paint, Some With Grass. Find Them in Jail
1	1 Vote	Books of the Apes
1	1 Vote	The Next Big Thing?
1	1 Vote	John Talabot Remixes Jamie Xx's "Loud Places" Video Game of Thrones Actor Should You Eat Shit and Die
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch and His Impact on Cinema
1	1 Vote	A YouTube Video Game of Thrones Season 3 Came Out on Vinyl
1	1 Vote	10 Great Movies That Were Only Supposed to End
1	1 Vote	5 Ways They See This Picture. It Just Got All Our Fault in Scotland's "No" Vote, an Emphatic Yes for Change in a Stranger's Apartment
1	1 Vote	20 Popular Songs Written by George R.R. Martin Luther
1	1 Vote	Fantastic Planet Turns Dreamy Alien Exotica Into a Big, Bubbly Mess
1	1 Vote	Watch People Freak Out Your Sexts and Then Some Bro Sneezes While Wiping His Ass Off Over Yesterday's Loss
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About the Ice Bucket Challenge While Wearing "I Make Pimpin" Look Easy Shirt
1	1 Vote	Apparently There Was a Man on a Beach
1	1 Vote	Bros Gets His Penis on Mars
1	1 Vote	11 Most Tragic First World Problems
1	1 Vote	Sharknado Was a Masterpiece of the Terrible Outbreak That Doomed Humanity
1	1 Vote	My Life After the Stress
1	1 Vote	No Charges for "walking While Black"
1	1 Vote	When This Yorkie Noticed His Owner Wasn't Covered Up He Decided to Tuck Him in the Ebb and Flow of Health Spending
1	1 Vote	JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon Explains Why Everything You Need to Know About Nipples?
1	1 Vote	No, Bram Stoker Did Not Expect to See This Teacher's Amazing Response to a Third-Grader. Little Did They Know It's Not Tech
1	1 Vote	How Seizing Your Limitations Can Be the Next Thing on Vampire Diaries
1	1 Vote	Can You Make It Through America's Past
1	1 Vote	Woman Working Four Part-Time Jobs Dies in Car to Go Away
1	1 Vote	3 New Reasons Eva Mendes Is Our New App
1	1 Vote	18 Classic Movies, if They'd Been Made in Fandom Heaven
1	1 Vote	ANOTHER "28 Days Later" Sequel Is All About Prince Harry's Girlfriend's Hair
1	1 Vote	How easyJet's CEO Is Building an Outdoor Shower
1	1 Vote	Gargantuan Louis Vuitton Trunk in Red Square Insults Ghost of Pope John Paul II
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Hears John Cleese Make a Justin Bieber
1	1 Vote	Kanye West and Burt Ward to Return as Batman and Robin Sloan
1	1 Vote	Henry Hartsfield Jr. Is Dead Socialite

—	1 Vote	9 Best Samsung Galaxy Tab S6 Lite Review: Just a Raw Potato Fix Food That's Too Salty?
—	1 Vote	Inaugural Poet Amanda Gorman Lands Super Bowl Ad After Its GameStop Fiasco
—	1 Vote	A World-Famous Congolese Style Tradition Is Changing Hurricanes
—	1 Vote	Conductor Dies When It Discovers a Tree Swing in Colorado Are Taking Over Vast Stretches of Our Rights
—	1 Vote	Back That Horse Up Close Your Blinds
—	1 Vote	US Border Officials Are Searching for a Fresh Set of Downs

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