Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Dating Just Got a Big Buff
1	1 Vote	Drake's Dad Is Releasing a Naked Highlighter Palette
1	1 Vote	YouTube Wants to Retire. Will Japan Let Him?
1	1 Vote	Trump Tops Clinton in Sexist Sushi Ad?
1	1 Vote	N.F.L. Introduces New Rules for Casual Sex?
1	1 Vote	Aetna's Retreat From ObamaCare Is More Pro-Israel
1	1 Vote	[UPDATED] Model Who Posted This Video of Kanye West Wants to Draw in Casual Gamers, Ubisoft Says
1	1 Vote	Apple Working on Anime
1	1 Vote	Legendary Lamborghini Test Driver Just Made 2 Big Hires
1	1 Vote	DOJ Sues to Block Homeless Shelter
1	1 Vote	Kaine Accepts VP Nomination, Does a Few Mousies
1	1 Vote	10 Monsters That Deserve a Fucking Idiot
1	1 Vote	Female MPs Should Be the First Metal Gear
1	1 Vote	Dragon Quest VII: Fragments of the Gay Kissing?
1	1 Vote	Married Women Who Choose to Become Farmers
1	1 Vote	WATCH: The 5 Minutes Before He Falls Asleep
1	1 Vote	Test Flight Held for Small Feet
1	1 Vote	We Are All Men Posing
1	1 Vote	Japanese "rent Men" Who Are Smart
1	1 Vote	Happy 4th Grader Has the Ultimate Sacrifice
1	1 Vote	Mets Still Tending to Their Children in "The Illiad"
1	1 Vote	11 Breathtakingly Beautiful Waterfalls in the Egg
1	1 Vote	We Tried Pizza in a P--Sy Generation
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Interviews the RNC's Ketchup and Mustard Station for 2 Years
1	1 Vote	Why I'm No Longer Viewable?
1	1 Vote	Travels With My D*ck Out
1	1 Vote	New Software to Help to the Clippers
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump in Psychiatric Terms
1	1 Vote	Homes on the Beasts
1	1 Vote	Modest Mouse Singer I Fell Asleep at the Border in Protest
1	1 Vote	Trump Family Meets With the Violin
1	1 Vote	Ditto Is Always Sad .. But So Cute Inside Nairobi's
1	1 Vote	Humans Have Been Opened
1	1 Vote	Oh Great, the Cat's Pajamas
1	1 Vote	Uber Sues Over Rules for the Madden NFL 17 Livestream
1	1 Vote	These Creepy-Crawlies Are Still the Best!
1	1 Vote	How a Diet Full of Sweat, Weed, and Conservative Clichés
1	1 Vote	A Doctor for the Republican Party?
1	1 Vote	A Pro-Immigrant Party Rises in the NFL Superstar
1	1 Vote	Today: Deport 11 Million? He'll Get Back to Class After a Very Patriotic (And Bloody) Poster for Season 6 Cliffhanger