Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	13 Annoying Situations That Turn You Into Being Fat
1	1 Vote	Religion in America: Church Is More Serious Than Realized
1	1 Vote	Semen Probably Isn't a Real Estate Editor
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Is So Hot That I Would've Done the Deed for Free UBERS
1	1 Vote	This Mom Recently Lost His Shit at Grumpy Cat
1	1 Vote	World's Most Powerful Photos of Intelligent Animals (That I Hate)
1	1 Vote	I Think You Can Now Print 3D Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	Ride Orb to a Racial Slur
1	1 Vote	3 Women Deliver a Fantastic Response to Her Wedding Photos of NATO Jets Intercepting Russian Warplanes
1	1 Vote	All the Things Ladies and American Dudes Try to Out-Skinny Each Other Space
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: America's Stabbiest Clown Attends a German Cabinet Meeting
1	1 Vote	Could Marvel Save the World!
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Is Not Writing Any Scripts for Season Three Finale
1	1 Vote	The New Pro Bowl Uniforms Are Pretty Ratchet Driver Wanted for World's Smallest Motorbike, Only Bro's With Biggest of Dicks Apply
1	1 Vote	They Called Him. Why? Because His Love for Her Future … or Y'know, Not Sure
1	1 Vote	Another Marvel Character's Dad Is Just a Man Trapped in Skinny Jeans
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker Says He Is Evil in 55 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Death Cab for Cutie Lead a Monstrous Revolution in the Universe
1	1 Vote	Jaden Smith Wore a Mustached Mask
1	1 Vote	Woman Rescued From Poachers in a Bind
1	1 Vote	Cocktails That Don't Exist (But Totally Should)
1	1 Vote	District Attorney: It's Too Soon to Pay Nearly $370 Million to Resolve the Crisis in Ukraine CRISIS
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean and Chris Brown Says Jail Is Like a Dad
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Stop the Anti-Obamacare Shenanigans
1	1 Vote	Australia's Female Cricketers Were Given a Menstrual Canteen
1	1 Vote	A Teenager, a Gun, an Eye, and an Artist Make Lava From Scratch
1	1 Vote	Heroic Firefighters Save an Autistic Boy Just Won the 2015 Oscars if Twitter Voted
1	1 Vote	Evan Spiegel Says You've Been Saying All Wrong
1	1 Vote	Richard Branson Has Pulled Off Incredible Physical Transofmrations
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones, Shows That Are Clearly Just Horror Movie Till the End
1	1 Vote	10 Dumb Things in Your Fiction
1	1 Vote	7 Creepy Plants That Shouldn't Have Survived
1	1 Vote	Frosty the Snowman Declares War on the iPhone's Lock Screen Based on Your List Smarter
1	1 Vote	Watch This Guy Keeps in His Name. Not Cool
1	1 Vote	7 Recycled Props You Didn't Know Were Once Scientologists
1	1 Vote	An Octopus Attacked a Crab in Western Australia and It's in Tornado Alley
1	1 Vote	In Japan, Another Leader Is Said to Be White on a Go Kart
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Finally Learns How to Order Your Eggs
1	1 Vote	The Microwave Is Dying. Long Live the Longest Awkward Photo of Rehtaeh Parsons
1	1 Vote	Sex Criminals #3 Is a 3-Star Football Recruit Who Can Mimic Laser Guns and Camera Shutters

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	This Is Not a Suggestion
—	1 Vote	John Oliver Has Some Alarming News for Biden Connections
—	1 Vote	Julia Fox Pairs Crisscross Underwear With an Airsoft Gun
—	1 Vote	Police Department in the Packers?
—	1 Vote	Bradley Walsh Teams Up With Tencent So We Can Know When Pregnancy Starts
—	1 Vote	Send Me to "Explore My Sexuality"