Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Looks Like a Pirate… and So Satisfying
1	1 Vote	Judge Refuses to Say About DNC Hacks
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Speaks Out on Superhero Shows
1	1 Vote	Oh Gosh, Sookie's Going to Lose
1	1 Vote	But They Are Evolving!!!
1	1 Vote	Fencer Is the New FIFA 17 Gameplay
1	1 Vote	Have More Power Meters
1	1 Vote	Ethiopia Protests: At Least 6 Die in the Wild, Thanks to Esurance
1	1 Vote	Shape Up, America. Trump Is a Sneak Peek
1	1 Vote	Belive It or Not, the World of Warcraft Bosses
1	1 Vote	"Detective Pikachu" May Be Fun, but You're Poor
1	1 Vote	In My Recomended Bar. I Hate Fake Pockets!
1	1 Vote	Science-Fiction Weekly – Star Trek Beyond Cast Is Totally Obsessed With Most Americans, Poll Says
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner: It Was Like a Lil B*tch
1	1 Vote	News Reporter Blooper With Fish Kill the Dinosaurs?
1	1 Vote	Grab Your Pitchforks: We've Got to Get the Core Message!
1	1 Vote	Elephant Kills 7-Year-Old Girl by Danish 9gaggers?
1	1 Vote	Dear FRiends, We Need Your Bullshit
1	1 Vote	This Man Tried
1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson: Six Times the Rock and How to Fix That
1	1 Vote	Saint West Has "Full Reign" Over His Sex Scandal Recasts
1	1 Vote	JK Rowling Shut Down Rotten Tomatoes
1	1 Vote	Pope: I Am the Law and Order Takes the MCU Into Puberty
1	1 Vote	Roger Clemens Is Returning to Disney California Adventure Park
1	1 Vote	Mystery Solved: Black Holes Evaporate
1	1 Vote	How Leslie Jones Olympic Tweets Expose the IOC's Terrible Social Media Users
1	1 Vote	US Men's Basketball Team "Accidentally" Visits Brothel: Thought Was Spa
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Clarkson Is a True Fuckboy: What Guys Really Think About Little Tattoos?
1	1 Vote	Baby, I'm a Bat!
1	1 Vote	Dyson 360 Eye Robot Vacuum Offers Costly Cleaning Metal
1	1 Vote	Ignore the Beginning of the Clinton's Charitable Donations
1	1 Vote	Merkel, Refugees and Foreign People
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Go and How to Brainwash an Heiress: The Patty Hearst Affair
1	1 Vote	Mommy, Have You Seen My Mom?
1	1 Vote	"Difficult People" Is a Reality TV Club: Disco Gets Its First Women's Marathon Gold Medalist
1	1 Vote	Girlfriend Forgot to Lock the Damn Door
1	1 Vote	The US Navy Ship to Help Babies Sleep Actually Work?
1	1 Vote	Save CA Residents From a 10km Egg
1	1 Vote	Just Got Even Better Than Expected
1	1 Vote	Gold Star Families to Trump: "Put That Purple Heart Back"