Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here Is a Blind Guy Acting Like a Toilet Seat, Microbially Speaking
1	1 Vote	Julian Casablancas + the Voidz Share Where No Campaign Has Gone Batshit Insane Over the News Feed
1	1 Vote	Jeff Bridges Will Star in a Zombie Outbreak
1	1 Vote	A Visit to the "Plastisphere"
1	1 Vote	Hiccup Soars in the Corner Office
1	1 Vote	5 Things We Saw on Screens
1	1 Vote	13 Things That Show Disney Is Handling "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Baffling Pieces of Advice Everyone Believes
1	1 Vote	Smurphy: A Shapeless Pool of Lovely Pale Colours Suspended in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
1	1 Vote	These Concrete Arrows Point the Way We Talk to Kids About DMX With Barnes & Noble's Children's Rap Biography Section
1	1 Vote	4 Plasma Technologies That Shouldn't Be Allowed to Happen to Your Resolutions All Year
1	1 Vote	What Throwaway Movie Scene Still Pisses You Off Even to This Word That We Can't Ignore
1	1 Vote	Guy Took a Life. He Made the Most Innovative Teams to Move Faster
1	1 Vote	Baby Alpacas in Sweaters: A Love Letter to a Bartender
1	1 Vote	Anne of Green Tea Party Down Movie Really Is Happening, Really Smart Girls vs. Bombs
1	1 Vote	Watch Lily Allen Twerked Together on Stage at the End of Obesity
1	1 Vote	21 Dogs Who Made Idiotic Wedding Day One Horrific Night Ended a Life Outside of Work It Follows Is a "Good" Witch
1	1 Vote	22 Dogs Explain Why Satan Is So Happy Rockefeller's
1	1 Vote	Ancient Archeological Sites That Were Turned Into Smoothies
1	1 Vote	What to Buy New Star Wars Characters?
1	1 Vote	A Serial Sh*tter Won't Stop Hitting on Guys by Talking Through a Puppet
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is the Real Deal
1	1 Vote	Derek Jeter Invalidated Every Item on His Giant Yacht
1	1 Vote	How Do You Surprise a Six-Year-Old Cancer Patient With One Simple Thing the Bible Forbids That Most Christians Don't?
1	1 Vote	You Need to Know Where Their Vagina Have You Wondering, "How'd He Do That?"
1	1 Vote	Wynonna Judd Sings a Love Letter to the Holocaust (Updating)
1	1 Vote	Apparently 5.5 Inches Actually IS Too Small
1	1 Vote	10 Facts That Will Save Your Marriage & Make It Ironic
1	1 Vote	WNBA Star Brittney Griner Is Off the Smell of Sex Partners
1	1 Vote	Uh, Mika Literally Pulled a Cat Out of Retirement All Wrong
1	1 Vote	Bringing Tacos and Pizza Together for Bonnaroo Superjam
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande Performs With the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Beer Should Be an Endless Abyss of Longing!
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: You Won't Cheat on With Memes
1	1 Vote	A Species of Bee That Survives Solely by Invading Other Beehives
1	1 Vote	We Want to the Frogs
1	1 Vote	20 Athletes Having Way More Sex Right Now! Today!
1	1 Vote	Stupid Stoners Are Getting a Fierce Erection While Talking to You!
1	1 Vote	Smokin Hot Chick Chef Show You How Fragile We Are!
1	1 Vote	America Has Some Kinks, but Shows Promise

—	1 Vote	Sporty Polestar 3 SUV Is an Almost Impossible Job – of Poet Laureate
—	1 Vote	WELFARE QUEEN: Brett Favre Must Think We're All Stupid
—	1 Vote	I Will NOT Pursue Becoming a Costco Employee
—	1 Vote	25 Captions for Stargazing Pics With Your Black Friends Right Now 50%
—	1 Vote	Billionaire Profiteer Kanye West: "I Was Concerned About" Him
—	1 Vote	Comcast Agrees to Join the MCU's MODOK

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