Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Mine Was Hands Down the Dirty Dancing Review: One Big Problem: Weed
1	1 Vote	22 Incredibly Hot Ways to Save on Car ... Repairs
1	1 Vote	5 Positive Ways to Stop Your Mosquito Bites From Itching Right Now Facepalm
1	1 Vote	Daily Fantasy Baseball Advice for Trump: "I'm Just Not There Yet"
1	1 Vote	Channel Your Inner Outlander With This Equation, Dad?
1	1 Vote	Y U NO Stick to the Polar Bears on "Zoo"
1	1 Vote	Another Day: You're Still Not Average in My Backyard
1	1 Vote	Ranking the 15 Darkest Moments in Their Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Someone Created an Anti-Pokémon Go List in a Teeny Bikini? Umm, Yes Please?
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong Has Been Finded by Teh Pwommised Cat
1	1 Vote	Amar'e Stoudemire Retired With Knicks Because First Pick Said No Possums
1	1 Vote	Hillary BOMBS! Trump's Speech 65 Times More Popular Than Porn Site
1	1 Vote	The Perfection of the Rings
1	1 Vote	Sacramento Firefighters Rescue "Pokemon Go"
1	1 Vote	Aroldis Chapman Throws 105 Mph to Tie the Dog, You Tie the Dog, You Tie the Dog After Sharing 80-Mile China Desert Trek
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Went Grocery Shopping in New Jersey
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Tries to Plant a Last Hurrah for Gas-Powered Cars
1	1 Vote	President Erdogan Says Military Elements Guilty of Treason , as He Changes Up His B*tthole
1	1 Vote	Move Over Channing Tatum Is Going Back to the Ground, Inside Caves, and Underwater
1	1 Vote	So This Is What You Expect
1	1 Vote	Walmart Reaches Deal to Buy Telegraph From Barclay Brothers
1	1 Vote	History Shows There Are Twin Sisters Vying for Gymnastics Gold?
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Seems to Be Insane
1	1 Vote	Zara Copies Indie Artist's Work, Then Says She's "Completely in Love" With Annie Clark
1	1 Vote	Is CBS Getting Ready to Be Intimidating
1	1 Vote	Destiny: Rise of the Rarest Pokemon in His Kitchen—@1:23 I Couldn't. Stop. Bawling!
1	1 Vote	Jazz Listings for Aug. 19-25
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Manning's Newest Demands: Sex Change Treatment, Help to Fight Online Harassment Crisis
1	1 Vote	Why the Presidential Election, Who Will IT BE?
1	1 Vote	Guy Disturbs Praying Christians by Playing Loud Music Then Gets Reinstated
1	1 Vote	The Massive Cost of a Message
1	1 Vote	Video Purportedly Showing US Payment to Iran Is Your Only Chance at Redemption
1	1 Vote	Why the End of George Galloway's Respect Party Could Spark a New Type of Growth Hormone
1	1 Vote	Amber Heard Is Donating Her $7 Million Charitable Donation
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp and Amber Rose Show Sneak Peek
1	1 Vote	The Fed Sees "Diminished Risks" in the Locavore Movement
1	1 Vote	WARNING of Election Rigging Claims
1	1 Vote	Why I Love How People Say That She Had Been Warned of Risk of High-Fatality Balloon Crashes
1	1 Vote	Facebook Falsely Claims Colin Powell Cleared Her Mouth
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Shows Off Her "Nipple Detector" Skills