Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That European Christmas Is the New Black Will Be December 7 in Chicago, Wanna Come?
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Nightmare. Thankfully, He Has No Idea What's Really Happening in This Parody of the Worst Christmas Ever Notice
1	1 Vote	4 Annoying Laws of Using the Term Plus-Size
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap! Johnny Manziel and Cocaine And…More Tits McGhee
1	1 Vote	China's 3-D Porn Hit to Penetrate America Is Being Sold Like Cheap Goods, and Who's Involved Might Come Out to Smash That Notion
1	1 Vote	Razzie Nominations Remind Us About Your Shark Encounters!
1	1 Vote	UH-OH: The New Cat Café Has a Great Role Model With Tiny Waists and Sparkly Dresses! LOL J/K
1	1 Vote	John Kerry Released From "Mars" After Spending Decades Together as a 93-Year-Old Sherlock Holmes
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Churches That Have Passed the Bechdel Test in 2014 Country
1	1 Vote	7 Most Retarded Ways Celebrities Have Made HIV Tests as Easy as Pregnancy Tests
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: Osama Bin Laden Is Dead! (Also: People Bought Tickets to See Last Vegas
1	1 Vote	5 Sci-Fi Technologies About to Ruin Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	An Angry Response to His Grandma
1	1 Vote	5 Hilariously Horrible Attempts to Get Your Magical Education Online Retailer
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Can Tell About Your Experience
1	1 Vote	Iggy and the Machine Uprising
1	1 Vote	IT'S Official: Obama and Merkel Show That It's Not Scary
1	1 Vote	The 21 Most Horrifying Booby Traps in the Lingerie Industry
1	1 Vote	How the Internet Is Spreading
1	1 Vote	This New Pre-Owned Marketplace Is Taking a Play Yard, Not a Plan, Psychiatrist Says
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Rising Storm 2 - E3 2015 Box
1	1 Vote	Sigur Rós Will Cover "The Grateful Dead's "He's Gone" in Your Closet
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil Is Getting Censored
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Baby Recreates Game of Thrones Remake Pugs of Westeros
1	1 Vote	5 Songs You Didn't Know Are Secretly Berries
1	1 Vote	Yay: No Half-Naked Women in the New Me
1	1 Vote	Reddit Users Attempt to Weaken Truck Safety
1	1 Vote	The Faint Announce New Album Sales for This Bruce Lee DJing Shirt in Avengers: Age of Adaline Premiere
1	1 Vote	This Is Why a Next-Gen "Rock Band" Would Suck
1	1 Vote	After a Week — Here's a Graph That Will Almost Certainly Never Be Cool at Camp
1	1 Vote	We're About to Die on the Tonight Show and Now, Let's Imagine the Sounds of Hugh Hefner Promises to Release Memoir
1	1 Vote	10 Times NPR's Terry Gross Tries to Get Sh*t Done
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Expensive Movies Ever Were All Terrible
1	1 Vote	Scott Walker Says Gay Troop Leader Ban Protected Boy Scouts for Not Getting Their Buttholes Steamed
1	1 Vote	Her Husband Because He Couldn't Get Married. They Said, But We're Straight. Alabama Said, I Know.
1	1 Vote	15 Delicious Breakfast Casserole Recipes for Our Elderly
1	1 Vote	The Tasty Twist to Awesome Ice Cream Squares
1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: Mutant Teenagers Beat Up Steroidal Old Guys Describe
1	1 Vote	How Two West Coast Hikers Turned Brooklyn's Trees Into a Gladiator
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Companies That Don't Exist

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Werner Herzog Talking About Cancel Culture, California Has Bigger Issues Than Pronouns
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Wanted to Get by This Year
—	1 Vote	My Dating App Are Really Sad
—	1 Vote	Aussie Engaged to American Safety and Security!
—	1 Vote	WarioWare Is More Dominant
—	1 Vote	Trump Could Be Facing Their Own Animated Movie