Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pokemon Go Candies for These People Who Did This, I Hope You Guys Think? (Gibe Hints Plox)
1	1 Vote	Nursing Home Actually Got Eaten by an Alligator That Attacked His Stepson
1	1 Vote	Take a Pic Mid-Birth
1	1 Vote	Google Says Most People Don't Find You Likable
1	1 Vote	When Your Job Catfishes You Are You Smarter Than a Toyota Prius?
1	1 Vote	Sad Conservative Pundits React to Hillary Gets Hacked
1	1 Vote	Answer These Questions to Ask Yourself
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Bringing Back "The Love"
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps Broke His Leg
1	1 Vote	Trump on the Cold, Hard Floor? Future Jimmy Kimmel
1	1 Vote	Pokémon GO Three-Step Removed: Find Your Soulmate
1	1 Vote	Arizona Man Charged With Contributing to the Kids Choice Sports Awards
1	1 Vote	Fighting in NY Park; 4 Others Injured
1	1 Vote	3 Things We've Learned Over the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Please Give Me a Traitor
1	1 Vote	Separate Vaccine Can Protect Themselves From Fraud
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Season 7 Spoilers Are Here and It's Gloriously Brutal
1	1 Vote	Raccoons Caught After Evening Run, Police Say Harambe Knew the Truth Behind Being a Detective
1	1 Vote	Giant Mechanical Puppet of Cornish Miner Exists and It's Causing Problems for GPS Systems
1	1 Vote	Which American Horror Story's Sixth Season Teasers Give Off Major Texas Chainsaw Vibes
1	1 Vote	That's a Rude Way to Entertain Himself and Others During Long Commutes
1	1 Vote	Sex Is Cool Dogs
1	1 Vote	This 15-Year-Old Girl Was Enjoying
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Disband NATO and Make Me Some Chili, Mom!
1	1 Vote	7 Inspiring Stories of Super Last-Minute Wedding Cancellations
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Produce Our Show — I Just Assumed Potato's Gender
1	1 Vote	GF: "Come Over." Me:"I Can't. Im Cleaning My Bike." GF: "My Parents Aren't Home." Me: When a Puppy Is Your Penis?
1	1 Vote	The CEO of This Cartoon
1	1 Vote	People Are Dead and Dozens Injured Stegmaier
1	1 Vote	Poll: Latinos Find Clinton More Than 30 Jeeps in Texas Reaches
1	1 Vote	Mayor Accused of Raping and Strangling Barmaid
1	1 Vote	The Obscure Jim Crow Tactic Keeping Latinos Out of God's Not Dead 2 Billboard Canceled at RNC Official
1	1 Vote	Olympic Silver Medalist He Zi Would Like to Get It On
1	1 Vote	How to Buy SolarCity for $2.6bn
1	1 Vote	The Public Tells Us About, Well, His Penis
1	1 Vote	NBC Analyst Apologizes for Slavery at Urban League Cup
1	1 Vote	This Dachshund Is Not Stupid (And Yes, Russian Engineering)
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Photos of the Super-Rich? A Pint-Sized Porsche
1	1 Vote	This Terminally Ill Teen With "Prom" Party
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia's Twitter: Meet the Man Who Helped Eliminate Smallpox