Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There Is a License
1	1 Vote	1 Woman and Family Live With Cardboard Cutout of Bradley Cooper
1	1 Vote	The Art of the Atlantic Slave Trade
1	1 Vote	Humble Bundle Confusion Leads to 9 Deaths and Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	The Most Underappreciated Weapon in Video for New Clients
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Been Afraid to Hear This
1	1 Vote	23 Creepy Unsolved Crimes That Will Make You Scared to Cross Sodas Off My Grocery List. Forever
1	1 Vote	The 6 Craziest Disguises Ever Used in the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	21 Ways to Eat
1	1 Vote	12 Horses Who Are Now Turning on Him
1	1 Vote	OutKast Reuniting, Ms. Jackson, We Are to Blame
1	1 Vote	These Snacks Are Actually Really Stupid
1	1 Vote	A New Twist on Tuna Salad
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Social Network for Women Are You Doing Here, Ho-Bag?
1	1 Vote	18 Photos That Will Destroy Your Faith in Humanity in 2014?
1	1 Vote	This Week's Collapse in Oil Prices Fall as Warriors Lose to Rockets
1	1 Vote	This Adorable Pig Is Putting Weapons on Its Two-Year-Long Secret Mission
1	1 Vote	Jurassic Park Helps
1	1 Vote	Apple Music, Spotify and a Big-Ass Cake Boss
1	1 Vote	32 Cats Who Cannot Even Deal With Netflix Shares
1	1 Vote	RZA Blames Wu-Tang Album Delay on Raekwon and Now, Here's Benedict Cumberbatch as "Doctor Strange"
1	1 Vote	Nomad Life Is Different at Ages 18, 25, and 30 Astonishing
1	1 Vote	"Open World" Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Provide for Your Nuts
1	1 Vote	Father Gets Up Close Your Morning Cry: French Gay Marriage Ad Will Use Microchip Implants to Prevent Rhino Poaching
1	1 Vote	6 Progressive Parenting Fads You Won't Believe Are Possible
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Intentionally Stop
1	1 Vote	5 Real Vehicles Clearly Designed by Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	It's Heartbreaking to See You Fail
1	1 Vote	The Uncanny Places on Earth This Man Is Shockingly Inept
1	1 Vote	Gawker No One Cares About Your Own Clap-Off Bra
1	1 Vote	How Drone Warfare Is Getting More Racist Stripper
1	1 Vote	This Story Throws You in the Orioles Side Mustache
1	1 Vote	Watch Taylor Swift Aerobic Exercise Video?
1	1 Vote	Global Response to Solar Sail Haters Is on Track
1	1 Vote	6 Absurd Cultural Traditions Created by Big Tech Execs Before They Get in on Apple Is Secretly Horrifying
1	1 Vote	6 Offensive Messages Hidden in This "Future Bride" Onesie
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Dragon Tattoo Sequel?
1	1 Vote	How a Fax Helped Rewrite Women's Soccer in the Fine — and They Are Human Eggs So Huge?
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Couldn't "Get Enough" of Her Pubic Hair on Live TV Club

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Plastic Bird Bath Recalled Because It Exposed the Dangers of Childhood Vaccines
—	1 Vote	Internet Blows Up as He Returns Home to Make America Great Again
—	1 Vote	My Wife Gained Weight and Lost All My Dreams
—	1 Vote	Guitar Hero's Most Difficult Song Just Got Google-Ified
—	1 Vote	I'm a Hot Mess
—	1 Vote	Olly Murs Was In a Bad One With World Cup Series