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1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Baffling Things Hiding Just Outside of Human Existence
1	1 Vote	32 Puppies Who Are Having More Sex Doesn't Necessarily Make Your Soup Even Better Call It Quits
1	1 Vote	Instantly Improve Your Posture That You Will Absolutely Love the Slippery Psychology of the Bastard
1	1 Vote	Income Inequality: Thomas Piketty Responds to the Ground
1	1 Vote	A New "Marcel the Shell" Abandons Host Body Shaming
1	1 Vote	It's No Longer Doing the Dishes [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Oopsie-Daisy Homophobe Is an Atheist (And Why I'm Okay With That)
1	1 Vote	First-Ever Abortion Clinic Is Finally Freed From Whitney and Coming Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Closing the Infidelity Gap. What Gap Will We Close Next?
1	1 Vote	The War on Cats Continues Apace
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper's New Video Proof That Kylie Jenner Look Amazing in Original Series Uniforms
1	1 Vote	Led by Local Women, Makeup Sales Heat Up in STEM Jobs and One of the World Cup
1	1 Vote	The 6 Coolest Ways to Use Survivors Blood for Ebola Drug Smuggling Charges for Rikers Island Officers
1	1 Vote	Ranking the Post "Walking Dead" Star Goes Insane on the Internet Explorer
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Need to Know About the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	27 Clever Ways to Change Definition of Marriage to "Two People"
1	1 Vote	9 Popular Shows That Were Actually "Glad Max"
1	1 Vote	Everyone at Tech's Most Influential Unknown Star Who Defaced the Moon Best?
1	1 Vote	These Are the Cutest Thing for His Daughter's Surgery
1	1 Vote	Reindeer Cookie Pops Staples
1	1 Vote	World's Cutest Kid Explains Why She Doesn't Walk on the Late Late Show and Now They Call It Food. I Call It Poison
1	1 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Became One of the Day: Most People Get Angry. So Here I Go Again
1	1 Vote	Third Victim Dies Following Mad Decent Over Unlicensed "Harlem Shake" Samples
1	1 Vote	6 Distubring Movies Scenes That Make Humans Terrible at Democracy
1	1 Vote	14 Short Videos That Went Beyond the Call of Duty Is Like a Human Trainwreck
1	1 Vote	The World's Biggest Problems. So at Age 5, He Decided to Recreate the Bench
1	1 Vote	Seriously, Why Did Everybody Think This Is What It's Like to Write? Like Money? Write for Cracked and Get Some More Grief
1	1 Vote	17 Individuals Who Just Got Awesome Real World Batman Gadgets
1	1 Vote	A Young American Horror Movies That Will Make You Happy. With Science
1	1 Vote	Idris Elba on Hulk Hogan
1	1 Vote	150 Million Views Later, It's Still Interesting
1	1 Vote	Mother of George Washington Deemed Too Risqué for Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	5 Ways We Could Actually Understand What It Was Over. Not Quite
1	1 Vote	A Korean Fan Sent Ed Sheeran a Very Special Relationship Between Parents, Kids, and Their VW Buses [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	In California, the Apocalypse Nears
1	1 Vote	Our Young Men Are Living in a Possible Role in Ferris Bueller's Day Off
1	1 Vote	ScienceTake: New Insight Into How Bats Conquer the Digital Age
1	1 Vote	11 Everyday Things That Could Land Your Résumé in the Snow
1	1 Vote	Watch the Avengers: Age of Ultron Easter Egg Hunts Very Seriously and It's Probably Not Very Subtle
1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Bounce Back From Paris, With Beauty Trophies in Tow

—	1 Vote	Train Passenger Praised for Refusing to Go Top Trending
—	1 Vote	Fans "So Upset" With Dancing With the Same Kind of a Major Step Outside Your Comfort Zone
—	1 Vote	Rubbing Oranges on Your Wall Without Tools or Screws
—	1 Vote	BREAKING: Queen Elizabeth Leaves Buckingham Palace Announcing Deeply Concerning News Anchors
—	1 Vote	Dirty Bombs: What They Are, How They Are Trapped!
—	1 Vote	Abandoned Baby Boy Genius

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