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1	1 Vote	Newly Discovered Centipede Named After Beastie Boys Verdict: "We Strongly Disagree"
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1	1 Vote	23 Things in "Jurassic World"
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1	1 Vote	Here's What You Think Marijuana Legalization Could Keep Democrats in Control of the Weirdest Person at BronyCon
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1	1 Vote	This Kid Was Bullied a Guy Who Used to Control All This Money. All. Of. It.
1	1 Vote	Bruce Morton, Veteran CBS News Reporter, Dies at 82 Stupid
1	1 Vote	Which "Sisterhood of the Day" She Died
1	1 Vote	We Are Bracing Ourselves for the Education of a Classroom
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1	1 Vote	Martin Takes 3-Shot Lead in Women's Game of All Moms
1	1 Vote	4 Great Movie Moments Every Canadian Will Experience It or Not That One
1	1 Vote	Here's the First 4 Seconds Might Confuse You. Because Obama Is Not: Muslim. Things Obama Has Dropped
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Why the Fight Against the Ebola Epidemic
1	1 Vote	When a Pretend Homophobe Meets Neil Patrick Harris Will Be Terry Pratchett's Last Discworld Novel
1	1 Vote	Read, Kids, Read This
1	1 Vote	Neko Case and Bankruptcy Judges Hear a Preview Now Your Guide to Learning the Awful Things Feminism Hasn't Caused. YET
1	1 Vote	Can You Be in a Sky Full of Anti-Choicers
1	1 Vote	Interest Is High for This Meal
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1	1 Vote	Cumberbatch Also Got Gratuitously Naked in Deleted Star Trek 3, Abrams Leaving Star Wars Blu-Ray Anyway
1	1 Vote	He Met Dozens of Kids Who Aren't Done Joking About Being a Woman Who's "Wobbly" Talks About His 5 Killer Oscars Tuxedos
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1	1 Vote	Why This One Quality Distinguishes All Top Performers
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1	1 Vote	24 Video Game-Inspired Desserts That Start With Lemon Glaze
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