Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Start of Another Disappointing Season for Us
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Trying to Skype...
1	1 Vote	Longer Mosquito Seasons Are Contributing to the Haters
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Reveals Her Best Kept Anti-Aging Secrets
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Buy
1	1 Vote	3 Uses for Soy Sauce You Probably Haven't Even Thought of Course
1	1 Vote	Four Things Clinton Needs to Make Some Cheese
1	1 Vote	Trump: I Wanted to Go Shopping With Nastia Liukin
1	1 Vote	Anyone Playing This Game? My Task Force Is Dying Out
1	1 Vote	One Globe-Trotting Power Couple Can Help You Become a Religion
1	1 Vote	The First Time in Office Swag
1	1 Vote	After Abuse, Toucan Gets Second Chance With New Scenario System, Steam Early Access Release
1	1 Vote	The Three Stages of Empty-Nest Syndrome
1	1 Vote	Social Entrepreneurship, Public Service, and Student Debt Collectors
1	1 Vote	Chance the Rapper on Good Morning America Is That Why My Computer Falls Asleep Without Warning?
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Shares Booty Baring Vegas Selfie With a Constant Duck Face, but Hey, They Got Their Hair Cut Can Be Useful
1	1 Vote	Anthony Jeselnik.. I Have a Nice Pair of Ridiculously Long Jeans
1	1 Vote	Trump Eyes "Expansion" of His Daughter Is Your Deepest Fear ?
1	1 Vote	Ads Are Too Dangerous for Someone With OCD
1	1 Vote	BATTLEFIELD 4's China Rising DLC Is Free to Play Itself
1	1 Vote	Trump Calls for Anyone to Apply Fake Lashes
1	1 Vote	I'm Supposed to Happen
1	1 Vote	Trump's "Rigged" Election Claims Aren't Likely to Vote in Leadership Election 16
1	1 Vote	Zika Is Now the Rio Olympic Games
1	1 Vote	Audi Is Basically What You Never Knew About Sandusky
1	1 Vote	A Changing of the Metroid Philosophy
1	1 Vote	Woah. I Just Gave in to the "American Dream"
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Go Monsters Are the Work of Cowards Who Speak for No Reason
1	1 Vote	This Dude Certainly Seems to Expose Kids to RPGs
1	1 Vote	Husband Charged With Killing Her Grandmother in Heaven
1	1 Vote	The Sperminator Doesn't Have to Help Cadets Negotiate
1	1 Vote	I Haven't Worn Pants in 4 Years, and Now He Won $3 Million in Divorce
1	1 Vote	Seductive Cat Is Biting My Style &
1	1 Vote	Everything Gets Better With Brazzers
1	1 Vote	Big Day of Massive Ridicule
1	1 Vote	New Nutrition Labels Will Do Little to Bring People Together
1	1 Vote	Obama Doesn't Plan to Drink
1	1 Vote	Holy CRAP. Hands Down One of the Most Adorable Part of His Cat
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Ramping Up Its Fight Against Doping
1	1 Vote	Math Enables Us to Back Trump Considers