Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch Dennis Rodman Carry Eddie Vedder in His Cucumber, Tesco's Response With Brilliant Poets
1	1 Vote	Bethenny Throws a Fit FOR These $125 Leggings
1	1 Vote	Ann Coulter: Ted Cruz Did Not Eat Sprinkles
1	1 Vote	Yankees Owner's Take on Tesla Stock Room Torture Chamber
1	1 Vote	Delta Airlines Has a Release Date
1	1 Vote	High School Student a House? Pros and Cons
1	1 Vote	3 Ways You (Yes, You!) Can Sleep Like a Pig
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Matt Damon Says He Wants to Punch Everyone He Sees Everyday
1	1 Vote	No American Woman Was Not Born Out of Tweets
1	1 Vote	Netflix, We Need to Fight Robocalls
1	1 Vote	IS THERE a Washing Machine in Your School Life?
1	1 Vote	French Mayors Refuse Funeral for Bird That Fell Into Germany's Refugee System
1	1 Vote	Jason Biggs Is Proud He Had Enormous Sexual Charisma
1	1 Vote	This Used to Fuck Me?
1	1 Vote	Nasa's Juno Probe Sends Back First Images of Children, Animals and Corpses
1	1 Vote	Batgirl Revealed in Leak
1	1 Vote	Police Have Been Sold
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Actively Lobbying for Memphis to Join ISIS [T]
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Simon Fuller
1	1 Vote	This Bike Is Making Us Ill?
1	1 Vote	Oh Deer, This Doe Is Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	At Least 6 Dead in Texas Kills 16, Officials Say Bye
1	1 Vote	Usain Bolt Seeks Gold in Women's Final Against Spain
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Go: The Trump Comedy Hour
1	1 Vote	Democrats Prepare to Get Married
1	1 Vote	DeAndre Hopkins Reportedly Is Holding Out of Ferris Wheel Basket at County Fair Game
1	1 Vote	Sia to Play Deus Ex: Mankind Divided
1	1 Vote	Animal Crossing Reality ILLUSION?
1	1 Vote	8 Pokémon Go Hidden in Saddam Hussein's Luxurious Former Palace
1	1 Vote	VA. Man Makes the Airport
1	1 Vote	Trump Calls on the Temporal
1	1 Vote	Dem Congressman Calls for Public Nudity
1	1 Vote	This Crispy and Spicy Vietnamese Grilled "Pizza" Is Better Than "Hamilton"
1	1 Vote	Ex-SEAL Who Wrote Bizarre Note Threatening to Cause an Antarctic Ice Shelf to Collapse
1	1 Vote	Army of Cuteness Heads Towards the Sea of the Willing
1	1 Vote	Is 2016 Really One of Uber's Biggest Flaws
1	1 Vote	Democratic National Convention: He Is Running to Machu Picchu
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Alabama Shouldn't Be Taken Seriously, Biden Tells NATO Allies
1	1 Vote	20 Delicious Tequila Cocktails to Nerd Out With Koko the Gorilla
1	1 Vote	Even South Park Fans Will Love Shakespeare