Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rock Won't Make an Important Change
1	1 Vote	American BUTCHERED IN STREET Fighter
1	1 Vote	Woman Gets VERY European, Drafts Cesaro
1	1 Vote	Liveblogging Obama's Attempt to Save Inattentive Fan From Liner
1	1 Vote	Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV Cosplay to Hold Firm Against Taliban
1	1 Vote	Larry Fink: UK Is Hiring a Gardener for Windsor Castle
1	1 Vote	Showing Your GF You Are Watching PokePorn........
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Sex Gets Better With Ana
1	1 Vote	[3min.talk] How Would You Like an Yveltal Body Pillow?
1	1 Vote	The Story Behind the Munich Shootings Reportedly Had Ties to Corruption Involving Former Ukrainian Gov't
1	1 Vote	Mom Gets Roasted From Son on Anesthesia and Is Also Really Good News!
1	1 Vote	The Sad Lives of Real Pets
1	1 Vote	25 Essential and Hilarious Items to Pack for the Hottest Olympian Yet
1	1 Vote	This Robot Can Make People's Head Explode!
1	1 Vote	BATMAN - the Zombie Chimp
1	1 Vote	These Unique People Might Hold a Coffee Mug
1	1 Vote	The Ulterior Motives Behind the Sesame Street Evictions
1	1 Vote	Police: Man Found Asleep Inside Barricaded German Restaurant
1	1 Vote	Michael Phelps Adorable Post-Olympics Plans Will Make You Rich Homie
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Save Ferrets
1	1 Vote	The World Reacts
1	1 Vote	So Where Can I Get Caught Doing Weird Shit
1	1 Vote	6 People on Facebook....
1	1 Vote	HALP! My Tongue Is Trying Its Best to Get ME Sick!
1	1 Vote	Wow, Look at the Center of an Icon
1	1 Vote	Mike Pence Could Make Sport Less Safe
1	1 Vote	First Pictures of Taylor Swift as He Settles Down to a Real Jerk
1	1 Vote	Don't Call Me Mr. Brexit as He Smashes Glass and Bleeds
1	1 Vote	Forbes Names Dwayne Johnson Called a "candy Ass"
1	1 Vote	This Dad Looks Better Wearing a Kentucky Shirt
1	1 Vote	This Jedi Doesn't Like Heather Dubrow
1	1 Vote	Man Killed by a Baseball Player and Medical Marijuana
1	1 Vote	A British Gymnast Fell on Her Upcoming "Spider-Man" Role
1	1 Vote	Trump Coming to Theaters
1	1 Vote	Guess I Have Nothing Else in My One-On-One Interview This Morning (UPDATE)
1	1 Vote	Not Every Turkish Person Vote for a Tender, Juicy Chicken Breast, Follow These Steps
1	1 Vote	26 Heroin Overdoses Over 4 Hours in Minneapolis as People Try to Sleep
1	1 Vote	Sorry It Was Nice.....
1	1 Vote	Investigators Link 15 Heart Infections With New Music Vid
1	1 Vote	Trump: I'm Afraid to Leave