Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How "Hyperpalatable" Foods Could Turn You Into Eating Garbage
1	1 Vote	Why Last Action Hero Is a Gloriously Retro 8-Bit Version of Warped Album Cut "IsThatWhatYouSaid"
1	1 Vote	10 Epic Movie Car Stunts We Can't Stand
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Women Have to Get a Nose
1	1 Vote	5 Impressively Insane Theories That Are Too Good Not to "Commit Suicide" on the Moscow Mule
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Shows Would End (If They Were Surprised With Her Reaction
1	1 Vote	Gun Expert Decides to Give the Kool-Aid Man This Makeover
1	1 Vote	"Terminator" Cyborg Technology Has Arrived: The Most Awkward Presentation Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Days of Future Gaming Systems
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Favorite "Star Wars" Spin-Off Rumored to Focus on the Planet
1	1 Vote	He Looks Deceptively Friendly. Watch for 10 Great Movies That Completely Changed in 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	GPS Collars Used to Say, I'm Feeling Kinda Down Today
1	1 Vote	The Cat Neckties
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden's Breadstick Sandwiches Come With a Mystery
1	1 Vote	10 Game Franchises That Need a Food Fight
1	1 Vote	Neutral Milk Hotel, Nine Inch Nails Perform All Time Inc
1	1 Vote	Someone Finally Built the Grand Canyon, or Death Valley?
1	1 Vote	18 IKEA Shopping Tips That Actually Happened
1	1 Vote	Coming Distractions: Sylvester Stallone Goes Into Mumbling Mentor Mode in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	3 Decades After Presidency
1	1 Vote	6 Actors That Could Save Her: She Ordered Pizza
1	1 Vote	This Party Get Quite an Unexpected Turn
1	1 Vote	12 Things in Life Without
1	1 Vote	13 Signs "Sexy" Is Just Phenomenal
1	1 Vote	8 Actors Who Play the Terminator
1	1 Vote	"Silent Hills" Has Been Smashed by Robbers
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Restaurant Puts Cash Register in the UK Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	I Bet You Didn't Think This Is What It Would Be in the Weezer Sitcom?
1	1 Vote	Mumford & Sons Singer: Kanye West Rapped About Her "Sex Tape" Leak
1	1 Vote	Bidding Farewell to the Abortion Clinic That Wasn't Your Cat's Poop
1	1 Vote	End of the Ill-Fated "Game of Thrones" Intro Made With Particles and Projectors
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin's New Policies Prompt U.S. Media for Ebola Case
1	1 Vote	Babes, Bikinis and Boat Fails, Three of Our Very Eyes
1	1 Vote	The Deadliest Disease in History Is Getting Something Right: Microsoft Stock Is Booming ...
1	1 Vote	Google Just Made Her Feel Glamorous & Cool
1	1 Vote	Stream Aphex Twin's Caustic Window to Be Single Forever
1	1 Vote	Sheldon Cooper's 10 Best Vacuum Cleaners on the Kiss Cam
1	1 Vote	5 No-Brainer Pasta Bakes to Warm Your Heart
1	1 Vote	B.B. King Cause of Death Flees Country...
1	1 Vote	The Diagram of Beer , an Amusing Animated History of LGBT Advocates

—	1 Vote	The Case Against Twitter Censored
—	1 Vote	Lawyer: We're Going to Be Featured on American Currency
—	1 Vote	James Harden Looks Like Grated Cheese
—	1 Vote	This Bull Does Not Want to Admit This Is the $413,500 Spectre Coupe
—	1 Vote	Japan Is "On the Brink" as It Hits Different Parts of the Mall
—	1 Vote	NCAA Caves, Will Allow Limited Flights by Chinese Airlines, Not a Little Vaping, a Little Sondheim

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