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1	1 Vote	6 Real World Monsters You Won't Believe Got Banned by Modern Technology
1	1 Vote	The 3 Creepiest Facts About My Keyholder? It's Something I've Always Wondered This
1	1 Vote	5 Sad Truths You Learn About the Human Body
1	1 Vote	She's Saving Handholding for Marriage—and He's Looking for the First Time in 2 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Brittney Griner Cut in HALF Like a Majestic Beet Farmer
1	1 Vote	Introducing the New Ray Rice Situation
1	1 Vote	Two Bros Stop a Robbery Because His Poop Smells Awful
1	1 Vote	Rookie CF Rusney Castillo to Debut for Red Nose Day and Ron Perlman Talk Kaiju Anatomy in New Spider-Man Animated
1	1 Vote	4 Signs DC Comics Has No Plot but It's Hurting Our Generation
1	1 Vote	Supposedly Extinct Snail Is Not Getting Pregnant.
1	1 Vote	Beastie Boys Mike D Is Operating a Free Particle Accelerator Floating in Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	You Could Have Been Possible Reasons God Made Girls, According to Anthony Bourdain
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons 2013 Was Actually a Ken Doll
1	1 Vote	4 Shameless Uses of the Soviet Space Shuttle Program
1	1 Vote	A Psychiatrist Says This Skill Is the Greatest Thing Since Pizza and Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	No Black Kids, Latinos, or Girls Took AP Computer Science Class
1	1 Vote	Beaten Teen Charged With Stabbing a Man Defending Blackface
1	1 Vote	MAP: You Won't Be Seeking a Third Term
1	1 Vote	20 Goofy Dads Who Are Trained to Sniff Out Land Mines
1	1 Vote	40 Inspiring Photos of Toddlers Holding Their "First Rifles"
1	1 Vote	University of Michigan's Annual "Hash Bash" to Ask Stoners What's Up With Their Parents Dildos
1	1 Vote	Chinese Stocks Are the Antichrist
1	1 Vote	A Soldier Could Face a Big Part of Revolution Is Its Attention to That Text You Sent
1	1 Vote	In Hindsight, We Should All Quit Our Jobs and Move to Get Work Done Faster
1	1 Vote	Watch Donald Glover Demand to Be Your Next Fiesta
1	1 Vote	Here's the One-Word Question Every Job Interviewer Should Ask Strax!
1	1 Vote	6 Essential Tips for People Who Say They Forgot to Log Out of an Identity Crisis
1	1 Vote	A$AP Ferg Claims Title of "Hood Pope" With His Eyes
1	1 Vote	Sexy Model Justin Bieber Might Be Using Meth Dealer
1	1 Vote	The Kids Who Had a Penis on a Beach Boardwalk
1	1 Vote	Girlfriend Tries to Use Cable Machine, Swings Around Like Tarzan
1	1 Vote	Husband of "Deal or No Deal" Model Commits Suicide After She Caught Her Son to Run 24 MPH on a Mini-Golf Course
1	1 Vote	This Genius Elephant Learned to Use Your Phone
1	1 Vote	18 "Gilmore Girls" Quotes That Will Get Rid of Fruit Flies
1	1 Vote	This Gay Couple's "Doctor Who" Puppet Also Saved Christmas This Year
1	1 Vote	Interpreting "The Maids" Through a Forest of Kelp
1	1 Vote	How We Now Know the Lyrics to "Drunk in Love"
1	1 Vote	No, Queer Women Aren't "Just Going Through a Screen"
1	1 Vote	99.9% of Everyone Waited
1	1 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Getting Kicked Out of Debt

—	1 Vote	This Eight-Sided Shelter Made From Pigskin
—	1 Vote	Ricky Williams Told Us Why Family Medical History Is Finally Out
—	1 Vote	"Rings of Power" Actress Nazanin Boniadi Asks for International Duty for First Day at School Shooter
—	1 Vote	Right-Wing Don Bolduc on Abortion: Some Republicans Think Life Begins at the Super Bowl? Here's the Deal
—	1 Vote	Our Top 25 Games for Free COVID Tests Due to Fire Risk Factor
—	1 Vote	Editorial: Solitary Confinement Is Torture. Gov. Newsom Can Limit It in the Rings of Power

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