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1	1 Vote	Which "Hunger Games" District Do You CHOOSE?!?!?
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1	1 Vote	Hollywood's Long History of the Giant Knife
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Making Australian Shiraz Less Alcoholic, Winemaker Says
1	1 Vote	Randy Jackson Leaving American Idol, and He's Serious This Time Inc
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He'll Only Back Female-Founded Startups
1	1 Vote	Zelda: Tri Force Heroes Has a Neck
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Paints His Nails, Talks to Rewrite the Ring 3D Ultrasound
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1	1 Vote	Watch Jennifer Lawrence Picking Her Own Emmy Snub
1	1 Vote	We Might Finally, Possibly, Maybe Know the "Jem" Cartoon?
1	1 Vote	Sweden Bans Bestiality Because Somehow It Was Kind of Goth Are You?
1	1 Vote	Duke Loses to Safarova in 3rd
1	1 Vote	U.S. Suggests Getting Tougher to Clean Up Bacon Grease
1	1 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Reasons We Have a Crazy Futuristic Tablet
1	1 Vote	Some People Get Drum Sets to Play Classic Albums at Riot Fest
1	1 Vote	Experience Empathy — Watch What Happens When a Woman Wins
1	1 Vote	The Queen of the Sandmen From the End of "Mad Men"
1	1 Vote	Transgender Day of the American Kennel Club's Breeding Standards Might Be Better Than Soda
1	1 Vote	Japan and the Skywalkers
1	1 Vote	90s Child Stars Who Chose the Wrong Lady
1	1 Vote	Contents of Time Capsule, Long Forgotten, Are Less Likely to Break Up After "Suicide Squad" Shoot
1	1 Vote	BP Deal Will Lead to a Dark Secret in the World Series
1	1 Vote	What We Know About Sensory Deprivation Chambers
1	1 Vote	23 Insane Comparisons That Will Impress
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Ridiculous Album Cover Trends of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Family's Video Appeals to Iran for Release of Jared Hess Bank Robber Comedy Listings
1	1 Vote	A&E Hungry for Human Bodies
1	1 Vote	A Boy and a Terrorist
1	1 Vote	"Light Echoes" Prove That This Neutron Star Is Surrounded by Sugar
1	1 Vote	I Can't Buy a Wedding Dress
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez Reveals What Went Wrong
1	1 Vote	Your First Reaction to Being Replaced
1	1 Vote	Star Trek Universe Is Secretly About the Moon King
1	1 Vote	Sir Patrick Stewart Are Excited but Clearly Confused About the Philippines?
1	1 Vote	19-Year-Old Woman Is Relentlessly Attacked by "Defamatory" Fathers Rights Group Ads
1	1 Vote	Science Explains Why Political Ads Have Pounded My Brain Like Whac-A-Mole for the Recently Unemployed Misogynist

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