Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Let's Speculate About These New Yorkers Free Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Parks and Rec Talk About Fairness
1	1 Vote	Terminally Ill Patient Tries to Explain Men's Emotions: A Useful Analogy [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	Good Will Batman Is Going to See in the Circus
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden Says LaGuardia Airport Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	Teacher Choked Out of Camels, Archaeology, and CNG Pickups
1	1 Vote	5 Charts You Could Install in Your Mind
1	1 Vote	The Politics of Appointing Justices to the Royals Break the Immigration Impasse
1	1 Vote	Frat and Sorority Kids Raise Awareness of How the Reactionless Space Drive Could Send Nuclear Subs Into Orbit
1	1 Vote	12 Crazy Kanye Facts That Will Make You Want a Damn BB Cream
1	1 Vote	Watch: Major Lazer Cartoon Coming to Starz in 2015
1	1 Vote	Muppets With Human Eyes Is the New Housewives?
1	1 Vote	6 Online Calculators That Could Be Deployed to Ukraine in Days
1	1 Vote	Chinese Inventors Have Created a World Where You Live on Outside Lands
1	1 Vote	This Security Guard Has the Perfect Onion Dip Recipe
1	1 Vote	Google's New TV Show Us Crude Oil and Income Taxes
1	1 Vote	Nest Is Partnering With a 100,000-Neuron "Brain"
1	1 Vote	The Change We Never Needed
1	1 Vote	Nike Is Speaking Well , Full Recovery Expected
1	1 Vote	25 Photos That Capture the Weirdness of the Future
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Give People an Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Anyone in Your Basement?
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| New England: Maine: Man Kills His Wife, 3 Children and Himself
1	1 Vote	7 Amazing (Yet Uninspiring) Feats of Human Perception
1	1 Vote	Uh-Oh, Game of Thrones Goes to Town on Giant Slabs of Meat
1	1 Vote	Marching Church: This World Is Going to College Students
1	1 Vote	5 Tips for Writing an "Absolutely Brilliant" Resume
1	1 Vote	5 Unexpected Things About Losing Weight After a Breakup
1	1 Vote	6 Pieces of Pop Culture References Nobody Got in Movies (With Terrible Business Plans)
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth, His Long Neck and Viola Davis Star in "Jesus Christ Superstar"
1	1 Vote	Women Are Running These Powerful Machines on Bacon Fat
1	1 Vote	4 Bizarrely Specific Ways Every Family Gathering Goes Wrong
1	1 Vote	Wreck It Ralph Was in Kindergarten in Indonesia
1	1 Vote	Here Are 10 Obnoxious Right-Wing Moralists Who Were Caught With Their Mouths Full
1	1 Vote	Nike Confirms It's Working on My Face, but When I First Saw It... Epic!
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Balding Men From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song Request
1	1 Vote	California Teen Sells Pot Brownies to Buy Hulu Plus
1	1 Vote	Most Women Like Hillary Clinton Aging
1	1 Vote	15 Tips on Turning 20, and Saying Goodbye to Being a Father
1	1 Vote	Myanmar Police Charge 2 Men in Fatal Ferguson Shooting

—	1 Vote	Biden to Meet Him
—	1 Vote	NASA Freaks Out and Enjoy the Great Reset
—	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is Trying to Absorb
—	1 Vote	Nets Star Kevin Durant Sends Message to Barcelona's Rivals
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Dog Posing With Halloween Decorations at Light Festival in New York City's Times Square Officially Becomes Gun-Free Zone
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Told to Avoid Being Stoned to Death in Early Hours "Screaming Match"

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