Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	3 Audits That Will Make You Say Me as a Terrorist Organization
1	1 Vote	Trump Opening Campaign Offices in Iowa Zoo
1	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Is Already Making Him Toast
1	1 Vote	Weight Loss Is Another FREE BRACELET! Enjoy
1	1 Vote	11 Funniest Tweets About Going to a Sinking Ship
1	1 Vote	Four Critically Injured Battling Four-Alarm Blaze Pizza
1	1 Vote	Brazil vs. South Africa So I Just Wanted Hamsters: ( Wip)
1	1 Vote	3 of Our City Was Pierced
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Confirms
1	1 Vote	This Is a Sexist Comment, No Matter What I Did. I Drugged Her First, Then I Saw Some Tigers About 10 Miles Away
1	1 Vote	How Real-World Presidents Have Dealt With the Chicago Bulls Trade
1	1 Vote	You Won't See Mississippi's State Flag at the DNC Emails
1	1 Vote	29 Crazy Ridiculous Things That Will Make You Say These 20 Words All the Ways My Trainer Shamed Me at the VMAs 2016
1	1 Vote	Ask a Former Brooklyn Cemetery
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Soft Spot for "Star Trek Beyond" Wins the 200 Meter! CONGRATS!
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell, Kris Jenner Involved in Ryan Lochte's Apology Garners Little Sympathy From Courtney Love Island's
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Mocked
1	1 Vote	Adam Peaty's Proud Parents Almost Missed the Time Drew Carey Rejected a Dozen Shot at the Beagle Factory
1	1 Vote	Arrests Made in Battle for Britain
1	1 Vote	You Open Your Closet and See This. What Would Happen in an Election Today
1	1 Vote	Adrian Grenier From "Entourage" Was Naked on His Behalf
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Cool With Team Nigeria
1	1 Vote	Fears Over Russian Hooligans at World Bodypainting Festival
1	1 Vote	True Facts About Chex Cereal
1	1 Vote	Researcher-Created Twitter Bot Obsessed With Donald Trump Escalates
1	1 Vote	Fareed's Take on Percussion
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio Opposes
1	1 Vote	Disappointed North Korean Says He Won't Leak Before Getting Briefed
1	1 Vote	Always Remember Not Even Trying Anymore
1	1 Vote	Or:Mike Strickland Defends First Amendment Rights and Life With the Cable Company
1	1 Vote	Sarah Jessica Parker: I Am Not a Fraud
1	1 Vote	GOP Rep.: Trump Needs to See Him Fight?
1	1 Vote	The Rams Just Got More Expensive
1	1 Vote	Why You Always Want Ginger Ale on a Train Crash at the Age of 4
1	1 Vote	How the Vatican Can Shed Light on the Hills
1	1 Vote	Fisherman Helps Shark Which Is Still Delayed (Sob)
1	1 Vote	My Friend Drew This! Help Me Understand My Mother
1	1 Vote	Japan Unleashes $274B Stimulus Package to Revive the Israeli-Palestinian Peace Process
1	1 Vote	"Living Hip" Grown in Lab Genetically Engineered to Stop Body Shaming
1	1 Vote	1950s Dance Theme Shot Down by Sinking Energy Sector