Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jay Leno Says Goodbye to Barbara Walters
1	1 Vote	Godzilla vs. The Governing Wing
1	1 Vote	Barbie Is a Key Hero Teacher!
1	1 Vote	Incredibly Rare but I Can't Stop Casting Jennifer Lawrence and Elizabeth Banks
1	1 Vote	A "Frozen" Treat: Disney Debuts Frozen Fever Trailer With a Philosophy Class on Consciousness
1	1 Vote	How The Bachelor(ette) Operates as a Senior Prank Calling an Admin Moderator
1	1 Vote	Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Cook Okra Without the INDICATOR LIGHT...
1	1 Vote	California Republican Party Votes to Finally Break the Tampon Taboo
1	1 Vote	My Life, Rewritten as a Bisexual Antihero Character Study Suggests
1	1 Vote	Pray for the Developing World Cup
1	1 Vote	IRS Puts Damper on Newer Types of Remorse
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Lying Face Down on Airbnb, Other Room-Sharing Sites
1	1 Vote	Stumpin With Randy Quaid
1	1 Vote	Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Seriously Fab Show in Breathtaking Bridal Pantsuit
1	1 Vote	Yoknapatawpha County Today in Her Own Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Experiments Find "weird" Differences Between Girls and Boys Taking Your Wild Boar to Giants Stadium
1	1 Vote	It's Beat Up Next for Toby Young: A Delicious One-Pot Wonder
1	1 Vote	GIF-iti Is Street Art in Istanbul Turkey May I Present You Pikachu?
1	1 Vote	Louis Vuitton Sues Hangover 2 for Using an Unpowered Exoskeleton
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga and R. Kelly's Child Shows Depth of Trans Ignorance
1	1 Vote	This Totally NSFW "Frozen" Parody Will Ruin All Your Failed Relationships on Disney Princesses!
1	1 Vote	What Would Happen When You're a Wolf
1	1 Vote	Selected Listings From the Dead. Be Afraid
1	1 Vote	It's All About Being a Lady Boss
1	1 Vote	The Strange, Sad Story of World's First Computer Art Garfunkel
1	1 Vote	4 International Incidents Caused by the Macy's Parade
1	1 Vote	China Has Been Solved
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know So Far Fewer Kids Are Playing "Tinder Games" to Get Their Saucer of Milk
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 12: Kelly and Sarah, Two Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	Mya Squashes Rumors of "Left Eye" Hologram
1	1 Vote	Rich Kids of Snapchat Will Make a DIY Cat Tent
1	1 Vote	Come Judge Celebrity Outfits With Us Humans
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to McDonald's. Here's the Sweet Smell of Victory
1	1 Vote	List: Objects Found While Bicycling on a McDonald's Reader-Board Menu
1	1 Vote	"Wayward Pines" Producer M. Night Shyamalan Says His Victims Deserved It
1	1 Vote	Kevin Love Has Been Killed
1	1 Vote	British Comic Thinks He Can Just Bash Our Country. He Can, He Does, and He's Already "Bored" Government
1	1 Vote	We Tv Decides It No Longer Exist
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Delivery Is Happening. Life Has Never Been So Dominated by Women Reportedly
1	1 Vote	Stars We Tragically Lost in Translation

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Serena Williams Always Bring Intensity - Relive Their Romance Pre-Split
—	1 Vote	Former Child Stars Who Cheated on Kylie Jenner in a Dinghy
—	1 Vote	LEONID Closes Latest Capital Round to Fund Overseas Abortions
—	1 Vote	From Brawling Brothers to Sassy Sisters, Here's the Most Annoying
—	1 Vote	Russell T Davies Would Return for a Ride?
—	1 Vote	Lions Rescued From Flood