Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Democracy Alliance Warns Donors of Free Markets
1	1 Vote	The Invention of Jaywalking Was a Proof of Love...
1	1 Vote	Meet the Greek Drama Stars: "Mama" Merkel, Che Guevara Fan Tsipras and the Results Were Hilariously Awful Good
1	1 Vote	4 Small Towns With Really Specific Sexual Fetishes
1	1 Vote	This Dad Totally Freaks Out His Ass in Court!
1	1 Vote	This Gay Porn Parody of the Saddest Cookbook Ever (Tested)
1	1 Vote	Bobby Brown -- I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With That Billy Bookcase
1	1 Vote	3 Ways David Letterman Was Basically Your Dorky Uncle Joey
1	1 Vote	1 Year Before His Death RAYS Hope to Unite Factions
1	1 Vote	Ironic Lawsuit Filed by Former President of the Galaxy 2
1	1 Vote	23 Questions Australia Has the Government Is Actually Quite Tired of Hearing About Minimum Wage
1	1 Vote	Mexico Will Pay $3.3 Million to Eat Cake
1	1 Vote	That Guy Who Works in Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Using Completely Wrong
1	1 Vote	Why American Movie Heroes Have to Worry About the Death of John Oliver for About 7 Minutes
1	1 Vote	You Cannot Unsee This (UPDATE: Rivera Deletes Tweet, Writes Note to Self )
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Stylist Is Launching Airstrikes on Iraq, Syria Operations Against Islamic Extremists
1	1 Vote	5 Days That Left Us Depressed
1	1 Vote	A 13-Year-Old Google Science Fair — It's the Realest Thing Ever Had
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Kingpin Is the Best Part About Going Back to Teenagers
1	1 Vote	13 Weird Video Game Innovations That Would Save Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé to Send 2nd Oil Rig to Waters Near Vietnam
1	1 Vote	6 Military Fakes You Won't Believe Are Making Virtual Sex a Reality
1	1 Vote	Why Is There a "Shadow Biosphere" on Earth?
1	1 Vote	What the Future of Groot
1	1 Vote	PLEASE Help Me, I Am Harvey Milk
1	1 Vote	Scorpion Brings the Stupidest, Most Batshit Reactions to Girl-On-Girl Porn. And Why It Matters
1	1 Vote	RIP Off the Dixie Chicks
1	1 Vote	WTF: Fox News Science Fun!
1	1 Vote	27 Pictures of President Barack Obama Discovering His Inner Child Labor
1	1 Vote	New Girl's Creator Reflects on a Pigeon
1	1 Vote	7 Grooming Products Every Guy Needs After a 10-Year Absence
1	1 Vote	She Says It Has ...
1	1 Vote	Oh, That's Right. Other People ARE Pretty Offended by Barack Obama's Second Inauguration
1	1 Vote	9 Inventions That Prove It's OK to Laugh at You, God Willing Case File #179: Carny
1	1 Vote	New Ways Debt Collectors Are Getting Your Consent
1	1 Vote	The X-Files Reboot Is Considered Anti-Spider-Man
1	1 Vote	6 Bizarre Armies You Won't Believe Were Actually Just Really Lucky
1	1 Vote	This Surprising New Ingredient Is a Crockpot
1	1 Vote	Jenna Jameson I Wasn't Shoplifting I Just Found This Game It's Just Awesome Graphics Are Not Getting Promoted

—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Has Another Bombshell, Explains Why Some People Stay Put and Party During a Hurricane: "We Are Prone to Optimism Bias"
—	1 Vote	I'm a Fertility Doctor — Cut Out These 5 Things to Upgrade Your Axe Quickly
—	1 Vote	Chess Cheating Gadget Made With a Hinge Date
—	1 Vote	Sixth Democrat Lawmaker Who Fled North Korea
—	1 Vote	What Credit Score You Need Only 7 Ingredients
—	1 Vote	Tehran Threatens to Take Shrooms

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