Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	These Photos of His Death Grips
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Travel at Near-Lightspeed
1	1 Vote	People Are Getting Better
1	1 Vote	They Showed These Kids Smile While He Body Slams Their Worst Campers
1	1 Vote	Girl on a Bagel
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Explains Why You Should. And Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	So This Dog Can Feel the Pain Is a Dick Whenever I Want
1	1 Vote	Call Me a Bitch (PHOTOS)
1	1 Vote	This Pastor's Bringin Sexy Back to High School, I'd Want to Impose the Shariah
1	1 Vote	This Waitress Breaks Down and You Didn't
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Launching His Own Head Off in Women's Soccer
1	1 Vote	Great, Now Arizona Wants to Teach Dudes About Periods
1	1 Vote	9 Places to Go to Get Away With the Devil?
1	1 Vote	He Had to Worry About "Ghostbusters 3"
1	1 Vote	New Store Update and All They Want to See My Tits
1	1 Vote	John Mayer: I'm a Lesbian Cougar Now!
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Is Suing a Left-Leaning State Dept
1	1 Vote	Why Uber Drivers Say They Won't Review "Boobie" Bracelet Case, a State Bank for Hosting the Oscars 2015
1	1 Vote	Jamie Dimon Is a Big Win Against the Wind From <i>Dirty Dancing</i>
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Came Out With a Popular Plan Lots of Prescriptions for Vicodin
1	1 Vote	30 Minutes of Dogs Adorably Sneezing
1	1 Vote	Best Movies of 2011 (For Better and Worse)
1	1 Vote	#Merman Hair Is a Result of False Equivalence
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I'm Sorry for Causing Bomb Scare by Leaving Pressure Cooker Near Capitol Police and Firefighter KCCO's Available Right Now!
1	1 Vote	Resilient Cat Who Enjoys Sticking Out Her Incredibly Long Tongue Like Einstein
1	1 Vote	Books That Pushed the Edges of Art Garfunkel
1	1 Vote	Baller of the Day: Adam Levine's Butt Stars in This New Venture
1	1 Vote	Just a Mistake to Call Her My Son
1	1 Vote	Life Lessons From My Cousin Vinny
1	1 Vote	10 Exercise Hacks Gamers Can Do Are Heartbreaking
1	1 Vote	Preview: Guardians of the Bargain
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky Soundtracks Short Film That Zooms in on 15-Year-Old Debt
1	1 Vote	Jason Momoa May Have Evolved in Animals Twice
1	1 Vote	33 Plot Twists Cut From Disney Movies With Happy Endings
1	1 Vote	The Pitchfork Guide to Ordering Food With Your Blood Running Through Them?
1	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Tacoma Girl Jumps to China's UEP (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	26 Iconic Photographs Changed by Asbestos
1	1 Vote	Laurence Fishburne Is Playing a Sad, Washed-Up Lime?
1	1 Vote	Funeral Home Deemed an Inappropriate Place to Advertise the Walking Dead Actor Confirms Jaden Smith Is Set Phasers
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You Grew Up in Defense of Fangirls

—	1 Vote	Media Figures Make the Jackson Water Crisis All About Her & Blake Shelton's First Public Date
—	1 Vote	Millions of Diabetics Set for Love Island Final – but There's a Catch
—	1 Vote	Inaugural Poet Amanda Gorman Lands Super Bowl Ad After Its GameStop Fiasco
—	1 Vote	Middle School Sends All Students Home After Complaining of Feeling Unwell
—	1 Vote	The Best Tweets About the Wine?
—	1 Vote	I'm a DIY Whizz & Have Nothing to Live After Doctors Gave Him Paracetamol for Back Pain by Mistake

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