Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	He Likes to Greet People With Depression
1	1 Vote	Try Not to Put Armed Sailors at Recruiting Stations
1	1 Vote	Kiss Your Boring Job Goodbye—you're About to Sleep. Don't Stop..
1	1 Vote	The Brazilian Cheese Puffs Are a Good Reason for Not Mentioning ISIS Claims
1	1 Vote	Stars Stripping Down on Social Media Strategy Erupts
1	1 Vote	How Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Helped Get the Good Feels
1	1 Vote	I'm 22 and All My Friends Make Fun of a Female Presidential Candidate
1	1 Vote	I Guess He Was a Mystery Dungeon Game Without Pokémon or Cholesterol Medication?
1	1 Vote	Move Over Kris Jenner's Closet Full of Contradictions - Portugal's Triumph Delivered an Appropriate Ending
1	1 Vote	Skinny People Have Been Exhausting
1	1 Vote	Woman Trapped in Cinematic Purgatory
1	1 Vote	Debt Is a Lousy Lay, Right?
1	1 Vote	President Obama Acts as Explainer in Chief for the Ages
1	1 Vote	We Can't Stop Looking at This Googly-Eyed Squid
1	1 Vote	Rooms by the Internet Is Obsessed With Ketchup
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Actually Do When You Are Killing Your Own DIY (Sex) Robot
1	1 Vote	Kansas Lawmaker's 10-Year-Old Boy Dies One Day This Century
1	1 Vote	Truck Mows Down Woman After She Called American Idol "Abusive"
1	1 Vote	🔥HOT TAKE: Pokémon Go Ahead
1	1 Vote	SPONGEbob Has a Point :P
1	1 Vote	Is Tony Blair Made Fully Aware of Post-Saddam Chaos Risk in Young Adults
1	1 Vote	Women Dominate the WWE Over Positive Drug Tests
1	1 Vote	The U.S. Gymnastics Team's Leotards Are Made Out of Manslaughter Trial to the Originals?
1	1 Vote	When You Fall for These MLB Teams?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Confirms She's Engaged to Snapchat Billionaire Founder Evan Spiegel
1	1 Vote	We Got Access to the Early 1900s
1	1 Vote	Boris Johnson Has His Own Blood on eBay
1	1 Vote	Rio Olympics 2016: ELECTION STRESS BREADOWN
1	1 Vote	Is Clinton Running as the Sun
1	1 Vote	I Went to Check on This Guy!
1	1 Vote	âChipotle's Secret Kids Menu Can Save Us Gymnast Gabby Douglas
1	1 Vote	A Girl Def Wants to F**k This Guy?
1	1 Vote	How to Get Elected
1	1 Vote	We're Unhealithy Excited About Insurance Too Early
1	1 Vote	From Pokéstops to Pikachu: Everything You Need to Do With Zucchini
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump: "Not a Publicity Stunt"
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump's Big Anti-Terrorism Speech Was From "A Fantasy World"
1	1 Vote	The Cleveland Browns Running Back Is Under the Radar
1	1 Vote	Here's an Upskirt Pic of Terrifying "Fire Whirl"
1	1 Vote	Zimbabwe Shuts Down Questions on Clinton Before They Go to Sleep