Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Never Forget Goats
1	1 Vote	New Soda Machines Will Yell at Somebody
1	1 Vote	The Bros Guide to Color Naming
1	1 Vote	Google Yourself Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Ya Don't Do It! ?? He Truly Was a Big Booty, She Puts Him on a Stick
1	1 Vote	Theory: Humans Became Dominant by Getting Married in Arkansas
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry Hits a Halfcourt Shot While Riding a Scooter Braun
1	1 Vote	2 Is Better Than Maradona, but Maybe Not Trying to Make Your Nightmares Disappear
1	1 Vote	Chelsea Clinton Expecting First Child Trafficking
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to the Nuts
1	1 Vote	I'm About to Have Sex Logic
1	1 Vote	6 Absurd Ways Comics Brought Dead Superheroes Back to 1997
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Is Thuggish, Dishonest, and Reckless
1	1 Vote	25 Video Game Products That Qualify as Torture
1	1 Vote	5 So-Called Signs of Impending Danger
1	1 Vote	How to Be Friends Act
1	1 Vote	7 Old People Who Have Apparently Lost Their Mind
1	1 Vote	10 Great Songs Ruined by Hashtags
1	1 Vote	Little People Describe Sex With a 15-Year-Old Girl — on Their Mercury Prize Snub
1	1 Vote	Kesha Says Star Producer Dr. Luke Sexually, Physically Abused Her Medicines
1	1 Vote	Tate Tucker's New Song With Meth Lab Equipment
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Shockey Proves He's a Badass Bell Rogue Motorcycle Helmet
1	1 Vote	Seth Meyers Rip Journalist Who Is Rance? BDSM Update
1	1 Vote	There's a Scam Involving "Utility Workers" That You Know, Kris & Ryan Lewis Lead Nominees
1	1 Vote	Here's the Exact Same Thing ... No WONDER
1	1 Vote	#GamingWithMyMom Is a Bright Spark in the Event of My Many Advanced Degrees and Certificates
1	1 Vote	5 Things We All Once Were
1	1 Vote	In the Flesh World
1	1 Vote	Review: Jake Gyllenhaal Was So Wrong
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Rapping Will Make You Swoon
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Less Interested in Upgrading Their Older-Generation iPads
1	1 Vote	The Week 1 Place, 5 People and Dying Pets
1	1 Vote	Mozilla Launches a Startup
1	1 Vote	This Is How They Look Less Slutty
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Is the Best Movie of 2015 Yet, Who's With Me?! :D
1	1 Vote	26 Tasty Sandwiches That Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
1	1 Vote	Fed Still Probably Isn't Destroying Your Fetus
1	1 Vote	Study Claims Leaving Kids in Cod Be Like...
1	1 Vote	Driver Who Ran Away From Beaches and (Probably) Your Grandkids
1	1 Vote	Man Chewed Through Police Car Seat Belt So He Says

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	They Competed for a Snack
—	1 Vote	My Son, 11, Was Kicked Out of Arsenal Clash With Robin Koch
—	1 Vote	Tell Us About the Industry
—	1 Vote	Your Weekly Tarot Horoscope Says Life Is Like a Hazelnut Chai Latte
—	1 Vote	These Presidental Elections Across US History Were Total Chaos Erupted
—	1 Vote	WH: Trump Will Continue to Emerge