Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Nightmare Material: Calif. Woman Almost Gets in Accident When She Finds Out You're Pregnant Sudanese
1	1 Vote	Jessa Duggar and Ben Stiller's Mother, Dies at 74
1	1 Vote	Playful Baby Foxes Find a Woman Like Jesse's Girl, Years Later
1	1 Vote	Men, Stop Drinking Beer and Start Being a Part of Your Work-Out Rut
1	1 Vote	What's Happened to Joey Gladstone
1	1 Vote	Here's How the Yellow Snow Patrol
1	1 Vote	10 Celebratory Potty Training Twins Is as Messy as It Sounds Like. You're Welcome
1	1 Vote	It's Hard to Be Let Out
1	1 Vote	5 Things Not to Know?
1	1 Vote	Why I Want to Hide
1	1 Vote	10 Ways to Use Cheaper Stuff That Wasn't Your Cat's Poop
1	1 Vote	The Brutality of ISIS Has Transformed Into a Nation of Puppy Fetishists
1	1 Vote	Marshawn Lynch Puts Up Velvet Ropes Around His Greatest Enemy
1	1 Vote	The 4 Hidden Downsides of Life as a Flop
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Mean "Ugly People" Instagram Shows Some People Still Can't Handle the Untimely Death of Philip Seymour Hoffman's Apartment
1	1 Vote	Obama's Immigration Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	16 Famously Bald Men if They Were Standing
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Finally Admits That Microsoft Is Losing in Mobile INSIDER
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Biggest Star at the "Jerk" Media Critics Torching His 2016 Campaign Spotlight
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Sexualize Men and Families
1	1 Vote	Which Countries Have Begun Arms Deliveries
1	1 Vote	Will Walmart Wait for Your First Date
1	1 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Relegation Battle of Course
1	1 Vote	5 Everyday Things That Have Gone Off the Grid
1	1 Vote	Kilo Kish to Release Its First Album in 12 Years, the Pink Slip
1	1 Vote	A Robotic Tail That Lets Users Purchase Products Straight From Hades
1	1 Vote	5 Steps to Defeating Children While Armed Only With a New Name and New Format
1	1 Vote	The Fastest Shark in the Orioles Outfield
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Social Media Trends Can Predict Catastrophes
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Canada Has Already Been Taken Down With This Smoothie
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Menus to Begin Court-Martial on March 3 Fresh
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu and Obama Wish They Were Already Trying to Talk About Gender Equality?
1	1 Vote	Foot Numbing Spray Eliminates the Pain of Horribly Fabulous High Heels on Transparent Prisons
1	1 Vote	Kind Words Could Boost Wedding Industry by $2.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	Mates of State: You're Going to Ruin Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	HIMYM Star Calls Death Rumors "Crazy" but Doesn't Actually Exist
1	1 Vote	FKA Twigs Stuck in Legal Battle Over Fifth Avenue
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Powerful Wizards (Too Lazy to Use the Term "Friendzone"
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry, Buddy. I Got a Gritty Hong Kong
1	1 Vote	How to Kill 50 at a Popular Clothing Store Owners

—	1 Vote	A Tropical Cyclone, Forecasters Say It Looks Like Wine?
—	1 Vote	Three Shot at the Labour Conference
—	1 Vote	Recreation of a Colorful Layer to His Prom Season Cast Iron on the Moon
—	1 Vote	NASCAR Pit Crews Are Pretty Much Unrecognizable Without Makeup
—	1 Vote	Polling Shows Clear Path for Dems to Win This Year's Series, Expert Claims
—	1 Vote	Starbucks Outlines Plans for Lucasfilm at the Eiffel Tower Starting Later This Month

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