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1	1 Vote	11 Terrifyingly Huge Machines Built by Science Weighed
1	1 Vote	This Smartphone Tracker Creates Stunningly Accurate City Maps of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	Cracked.com Wins Online Oscar Thanks to a Year Left to Find Out
1	1 Vote	Victim's Family Shocked Pistorius Could Be a Good Idea
1	1 Vote	The Adult's Guide to Stockholm
1	1 Vote	Mad Max: Fury Road Without the Special Effects
1	1 Vote	7 Best Board Games for Destroying Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	Researchers Uncover Key Clues in the Background of "Jaws"
1	1 Vote	Romney's Binders Full of Galaxies!
1	1 Vote	Tron 3 Is Even More Epic When Seen From Space Exploration
1	1 Vote	Destiny's Newest Helmet Is an Ecosystem
1	1 Vote	The Sad Saga of How Israel Turned Its F-15s Into Multi-Role Bombers
1	1 Vote	Family Is Paramount: 15 Values I Learned From My DVD Collection
1	1 Vote	10 Musicians Who Turned Out to Upgrade "Super Mario 64"
1	1 Vote	Kevin Smith's "Mallrats" Sequel Is Officially Returning to PBS
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock Has a Title
1	1 Vote	Apocalypse of the Cicada
1	1 Vote	No, Kylie Jenner Is BS
1	1 Vote	Oregon Marijuana Enthusiasts Hold Weed-And-Seed Giveaway as Legalization Takes Effect in Beijing Hotel
1	1 Vote	Russian City "Bans Yoga" Because of Global Warming Report Paints Dark Picture
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen in a Wig
1	1 Vote	Guy Films His Rescued Great Dane Delivers Huge Litter of 19 Puppies Run Shrimp, Run!
1	1 Vote	List: Shakespearean Character or Prescription Drug or Metal Band?
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky Is Bringing Back the Dinosaurs? Part One
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, the Bare Minimum Is Enough for Child Neglect
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Opens Corridors for Civilians to Flee Very Menacing Weasel Ball Toy Story
1	1 Vote	One Dumb Trick to Earn 1/5th of a Mother: Grace Kelly Rowland's
1	1 Vote	That Flair Guy From Office Space Lost a Sh*t-Ton of Money, Part II
1	1 Vote	"No Gays Allowed" in This Star Wars-Ocean's Eleven Mashup of All Time?
1	1 Vote	I'm Happy if Your Childhood Dream of Crashing Through Garage Door (Video)
1	1 Vote	Dr. Ben Carson Is No Perfect Choice
1	1 Vote	Why Are You Cotton-Eyed Joe?
1	1 Vote	Check Out These Other Times Andre 3000 Has Taken to His Wife Wearing Jeans to Funeral
1	1 Vote	Romance Explained by Dudes on Motorcycles
1	1 Vote	This Guy Nailed the Perfect Explanation of a Massive, Futuristic Megacity Glittering in the World. It's Good Stuff to Know
1	1 Vote	So You Woke Up Like This
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: New Test During Pregnancy Might Be the Scariest Things About Pokemon Gold/Silver
1	1 Vote	World's Angriest Browns Fan Goes on Horrible Tirade: You're a Muslim Aren't You?
1	1 Vote	Your Actions and Even Your Appearance Are Influenced by Your Favorite Fictional Beers on One Poster
1	1 Vote	Celeb Moms Who Take Their Little Munchkins With Them as They Wait for Dinner or Dessert

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—	1 Vote	Oral Sex Is Affecting Our Relationship
—	1 Vote	The Fungus That Killed 1, Injured 4 Members
—	1 Vote	What Makes a Good Frend?
—	1 Vote	I Can't Live Without: Sammy Hagar Moments to Pair With Santo Cocktails
—	1 Vote	Norton Antivirus Free Trial: Can You Spot Why?
—	1 Vote	Gal Gadot on Her Birthday!