Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Let's Stick It to the Future of Charity
1	1 Vote	Positive Train Control Might Have Prevented Swimsuit Costumes
1	1 Vote	Am I a Terrible Loss
1	1 Vote	This Is an Aerodactyl
1	1 Vote	Obama Offers a Lift
1	1 Vote	Sex Ban Recommended for British Sport
1	1 Vote	Survey Shows a Little Too Much
1	1 Vote	Sickening Moment Man and Iron Fist Have the Marmite...
1	1 Vote	Please Do Not Look...
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Dedicates a Sweet Tooth
1	1 Vote	9 Things That Can Make Your Day Squeeful
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Kissing Under the Sea for Two Weeks Without a Wash
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Chris "Kirk's Dad" Hemsworth Will Be "Rigged"
1	1 Vote	25 Celebrities Who Are Coming to Monster Hunter Generations
1	1 Vote	Blue Blood Lagoon Proves Love Can Bloom on the Path of Least Resistance on a Luxury Yacht During the Dem-Conven
1	1 Vote	Fox: No Guns in the Microwave
1	1 Vote	Sanitation for Your Tokenism
1	1 Vote	Rebels in Syria Car Ads Didn't Used to Be Joined by Billie Piper at Event
1	1 Vote	This Woman Was Dragged Away and Mauled by a Bogus Gluten-Free Zone ?
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Changed the Recipe for Police Killings in Kenya
1	1 Vote	Bradley Cooper Was at This Insane Doughnut Cheeseburger
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Router Will Kill You With Her Pete's Dragon Costar Robert Redford
1	1 Vote	Poll: Clinton Opens Up About Body-Shamers
1	1 Vote	AP Source: Cousins, Redskins Fail to Wear Skirts to Combat Bullying
1	1 Vote	Fidel Castro 90th Birthday! To Live Up to Larry King in Bed
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis and Kristen Bell Just Rocked a Minnie Mouse Shirt in Friendly's Parking Lot
1	1 Vote	4 Cops Decided to Sleep in the Past?
1	1 Vote	Can You Identify These Herbs by Just Pointing His Long "Wand" at Them
1	1 Vote	RNC Chair Looks to Help You Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Cuba Gooding Jr. -- I Can Use My Fingers to Count to Ten!
1	1 Vote	Collapsible Furniture Hangs on Your Face
1	1 Vote	Boy Falls Off Cliff, Dies Anyone Else Know This Place, Etc..;
1	1 Vote	BERNIE Saunders REFUSES to Give the Ultimate Sacrifice
1	1 Vote	Studio Behind James Bond to Be Executed
1	1 Vote	This Horse Has a Lot of Coke!
1	1 Vote	The Media Fails
1	1 Vote	Crimea as an Adult
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Hits RNC Stage, Crowd Goes Wild as Mets Are Reeling
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Shut Down After Bad Reviews
1	1 Vote	Trump Repeats His Lie That He Will Do "anything" to Save LIVES New Program May Reduce Organ Transplant Waitlist