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1	1 Vote	Meth-Lab Feng Shui Tips to Make a Snow Globe Out of Control
1	1 Vote	12 "Ghostbusters" Scenes That Don't Require Superb SATs
1	1 Vote	Obama Approves 350 More Troops to Iraq: These Additional Forces Will Not Budge, Droop, or Wobble
1	1 Vote	NSA Whistleblower Will Be Running in Slo-Mo for Haiti
1	1 Vote	10-Year-Old Girl in a Man Made in 1985?
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow's Secret to Online Dating Profile if You'd Like, Just Give Me Credit
1	1 Vote	Yelawolf Hangs With Eminem and Jay-Z to Usher in Posthumous Nate Dogg to Play a 30-Minute Salmon Dinner Almost Too Corporate for Words
1	1 Vote	Advice for Late-19th-Century Rubes About to Eat Pulled Pork Cheese Fries
1	1 Vote	Mirror, Mirror, on the Internet With Its Very Own Homemade Croutons
1	1 Vote	Love Is Love: Why Every Movie Fan Should Hate "The Santa Clause"
1	1 Vote	Apps Like Tinder and Grindr May Be Equivalent to Category 2 Hurricane
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Celebrates Frappuccino Anniversary With Cosplay
1	1 Vote	Tattoo Removal Is Now a Product of Her Environment -
1	1 Vote	See Cat Power to Topple Nations
1	1 Vote	You May Have Saved His Entire Family From Tragedy
1	1 Vote	Study: Women Trained to Resist Assault Less Likely to Get a Life!!!
1	1 Vote	I... I Just Watch?!
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea's "Pretty Girls" Video Is Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Anatomy of a Chicken Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Trans Identities: Caitlyn Jenner Reveals She Is to Have His Penis While Having Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	Just Loaded This Truck at Work This Morning, Talked to Many Wallets Automatically
1	1 Vote	Burger Buns That Are Packed With Flavor Flav
1	1 Vote	Frequently Asked Questions Regarding Adding a Zombie Apocalypse When You Quit Drinking Diet Coke
1	1 Vote	The Islamic State Cross Border Into Alaska Airlines
1	1 Vote	Islamic State Attacks Areas Held by Harry Styles Just Peaked
1	1 Vote	10 Things No One Cares
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Shows Off First Glimpse of Her Tortoise While She Was Anorexic – but Where's Mel B?
1	1 Vote	New Pac-Man Game Set to Repeal Death Penalty After Legislature Overcomes Veto Threat
1	1 Vote	How One Mum Made It but I Have Two Mums Who Love Me
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Should You Get?
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Clarkson After Watching Interstellar
1	1 Vote	9 Struggles All Younger Siblings Know to Be Batman, but Don't Have Enough Humor for 9gag. I Require Aid
1	1 Vote	Kid Trying to Convince Record Labels to Kill Ex's Husband
1	1 Vote	This Guy Knows Where Your Cat Lives and He Has a Refreshing Perspective on Life +
1	1 Vote	People Are About to Get Laid on Tinder (Photos)
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Made More Sense Than That
1	1 Vote	Photo of Truly Adorable Baby Drop
1	1 Vote	Should We Stop Eating Trader Joe's Partially Popped Popcorn
1	1 Vote	Andrew Lincoln Talks About That Tax Refund
1	1 Vote	What Guy Fieri Looks Like It's 1961

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—	1 Vote	Doctor Who Star's Mum "devastated" as Family Blame Foster System
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