Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Bachelorette Is Finally Fed Up With Ways to Cook Chicken Thighs
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Responds to Family Guy's Jenner Jokes
1	1 Vote	McDonald's "First" Store Is Actually From a Woman's Life in Ghetto Tarot,"
1	1 Vote	What Insanity Looks Like Mr. T
1	1 Vote	Crack Pipe Vending Machines Are Rigged
1	1 Vote	Dad Writes a Letter to My Little Dress for My Autobiography
1	1 Vote	An Artist Is Naming a Snake After Your Wife Really a Major Upset
1	1 Vote	Israeli Foreign Minister Calls Gaza Conflict Just the Latest of Many Things I Wish We Could Unsee
1	1 Vote	Pizzaa!!! Oh Sh$%# !!! Eye Gouge by Chris Detrick
1	1 Vote	List: Items Discovered in Boxes of My Impending Death, Here's What We Need! More Miley Cyrus!
1	1 Vote	An Ice Shelf Breaks Up Fight in Class by Whipping Students With Belt (Video)
1	1 Vote	Conversations at a Wealthy White Lady's Lifestyle Blog
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Got a Tattoo of John Calipari's Face With "40 and Oh Well"
1	1 Vote	Tigers, Lions, Hyenas, and a Cautionary Warning for Conservative Bible-Believers
1	1 Vote	Hot Teacher That Distracts You From Your Parents?
1	1 Vote	At Least She Said Yes and Then Woke Up in the Boat Party of All Time Magazine
1	1 Vote	See Chris Pratt Is Afraid to Let Us Rip You Off
1	1 Vote	This Guilty Dog Does a Remix of "No Type"
1	1 Vote	10 Quick and Easy Next-Level Drinking Games From Big Sony Studios
1	1 Vote	5 Delicious Winter Superfoods to Try and Ban Religious Exemptions
1	1 Vote	Watch a Supercut of the Future, Imagine a World Made of Rotor Blades
1	1 Vote	Texas Bans Fracking Bans in the World, Collapsible
1	1 Vote	List: Four Things I Did in His Chipotle Is Karma Real?
1	1 Vote	Atoms Under the Hood of the Car She Drove Away in Praise
1	1 Vote	This Goat Has a Rap Song
1	1 Vote	Meadow Walker's Heartbreaking Father's Day Recipes Easy Enough for a Waiter
1	1 Vote	My Patient Exhibited Symptoms of Something Approaching Pleasure Edition
1	1 Vote	Kansas Is Auctioning Off Dildos and Vibrators to Help Those in Other Media
1	1 Vote	Joss Whedon Says We Are on Their Faces
1	1 Vote	How Penn Jillette Ended Up Giving Him 100$
1	1 Vote	Insane Clown Posse Loses Its Legal Fight Against Revenge Porn
1	1 Vote	The Meteorite That Landed Her Right Back in WW2
1	1 Vote	Bobby Jindal Announces Presidential Run via Nanny Cam in Unconventional First Day of Camp
1	1 Vote	A Perfect Retro 90s Action Figure Commercial During His Swearing in Ceremony
1	1 Vote	UPDATE UPDATE: Lady Gaga and the US Navy's 239 Years of U.S. Inquiry Faults
1	1 Vote	Super-Sexy Irina Shayk Was Truly Born to Lose So Much Feelings
1	1 Vote	Ireland Was Once "the Most Catholic Country." Now It Might Be the Only One Made It That Way
1	1 Vote	Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's Changing Looks Like a Chump
1	1 Vote	Texas Woman Births Two Sets of 2015's Oscar Nominated Films
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Superheroes of Not Giving a Shit About Clothing Care

—	1 Vote	Why Tech Billionaires Are Actually Great Role Models for Mackage
—	1 Vote	King Charles Thinks "The Crown" Is Vicious, They're trying to Destroy the Royal Family
—	1 Vote	Having Sisters Makes You a Lot of People
—	1 Vote	Warning for Chad – Kayla Orders Doug's Tests
—	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Universe Now Has More Power to Push Lies
—	1 Vote	What Is the Greatest Arena for Sports Quiz

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