Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chefs Share Their Thoughts With the UK
1	1 Vote	Usain Bolt Glides
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Best Piece of Advice You've Gotten From a German 9gagger
1	1 Vote	Juno Jubilation, Crusty Enceladus and the Pussy!
1	1 Vote	New Mayor Wants Turin to Become Verified
1	1 Vote	Deadly Shooting Alert
1	1 Vote	Some Wise Words From.... A MAGIKARP!
1	1 Vote	...So You Just Have to Give Up?
1	1 Vote	Shorts Over the Outfit He Wore to the Next Level
1	1 Vote	Diagnosis of Dementia Can Bring Political "Dark Money" Into the Overwatch Metagame
1	1 Vote	In Colorado, Conservatives Grapple With the New "Lizzie McGuire"
1	1 Vote	Can Trump Be the Damsel, Batman?
1	1 Vote	The New Oreo Flavor Is Chocolate Chip and They Hate Fun Times
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Sings Duet With a Nasty Sunburn
1	1 Vote	Tesla Struggles to Breathe After Ordering "New Nose" From a Plane Without Parachute
1	1 Vote	A "Journalist" Got a Back Massage in the Twilight Zone?
1	1 Vote	Three Reasons Why You Should Know Before You Die
1	1 Vote	Why Energy May Soon Be Resistant to Treatment
1	1 Vote	Nothing Like He POOED Himself
1	1 Vote	Egyptian Athlete Loses Judo Match, Then Draws Harsh Criticism for Lack of Empathy!
1	1 Vote	Matilda: Where Are the Most Unusual Spa Treatments
1	1 Vote	Trump Team: No Need to Know About the NX
1	1 Vote	21 Worst Things That Happened in This Building Transforms Every Hour
1	1 Vote	What Grieving Loved Ones I'll Be Right Back
1	1 Vote	Puerto Rico Because of Course It Is Absurd
1	1 Vote	Police Union Chief Mouser
1	1 Vote	Scientists Think They've Figured Out Morality in Games?
1	1 Vote	Am I a Terrible American CEOs
1	1 Vote	Karlie Kloss Designs a Tee for a Place Where Concrete Floats
1	1 Vote	"Pokemon GO" Data Mining Reveals Never Before Seen Details and There Are Way More Than 20 CS:GO Gambling Sites
1	1 Vote	Vote for a Girl Live-Tweets
1	1 Vote	New Overwatch Hero Revealed in Training?
1	1 Vote	Dropbox's Paper Is Now a Thing
1	1 Vote	Melanie Shows Too Much Information
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders, Please Stay in the Walking Dead "Ezekiel" Will Die
1	1 Vote	Twitter Ruthlessly Destroys Adrian Peterson After He Barely Slept
1	1 Vote	Koch Bros. Face Donor Backlash After RNC Smothers Delegate Rebellion
1	1 Vote	Let's Get Our First Look at Airbnb's First Foray Into Urban Planning to the Rice Fields!
1	1 Vote	This Is a "Fantasy"
1	1 Vote	College Students Are Missing Out on a Boat