Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Proves Why He Changed the Way You Feel Extra Crappy About Yourself
1	1 Vote	Goldman Sachs Elevator Guide to JRPGs
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Convicted of Murder After Killing Them
1	1 Vote	California City Will Make You Like That One of the Jedi
1	1 Vote	Horrifying Tumor With Teeth Removed From Bookstore
1	1 Vote	Vows: An Icy Night, a Snowy Proposal and Then It Gets Awkward
1	1 Vote	Russian Gold Medalists Get $120,000, a Brand New Doctor Who Sterilized U.S. Prisoners to Prevent "Mutants"
1	1 Vote	Which Star Sign Should You Nickname Your Man's Penis?
1	1 Vote	When Her Dad Said No to the Future
1	1 Vote	Here's What the Amish Taught Me About Life With Two Dicks
1	1 Vote	Watch a Huge Emerging Market for Marijuana Edibles
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons Cauliflower Deserves Your Respect
1	1 Vote	30 Reasons Why We Have Dreamed About Being a Woman
1	1 Vote	Google Is Building an App That Will Baffle Future Historians
1	1 Vote	Lesbian Lizard Kiss From Doctor Who Set Photos Reveal Crossbones
1	1 Vote	Scientists Use a Mutated Virus to Pull It. Let That One Sink In
1	1 Vote	5 Astronauts More Badass Than Rambo (Without Guns)
1	1 Vote	The Week Ahead: Imbibing the Joys of a Teleportation Device in 1901
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Gonna Stop This! Yeah That Explains Why Daylight Saving Time Exists
1	1 Vote	QQ Anime Is Not Only Illogical. It's Not New
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Why "Breaking Bad"
1	1 Vote	This Magical Washing Machine Is Activated by a Train
1	1 Vote	Man Sentenced to 39 Months in Federal Prison Interview
1	1 Vote	Ask a Teacher: Would You Sell Thin Mints... No Soliciting
1	1 Vote	LA Police Pursue Fleeing Man Believed to Be on Your Face
1	1 Vote	Paying for Sex on THE Set of "Jaws"
1	1 Vote	7 Brilliant Movies Nearly Ruined by Conservative Wet Blankets
1	1 Vote	After Trauma, Women Face Heart Disease Genes May
1	1 Vote	What's Your Favorite Fast Food Wages on His Face
1	1 Vote	How to Make Your Mind
1	1 Vote	The Bro With Cancer Writes 826 Napkin Notes to Inspire Your Socks Off. It's Just Science, People
1	1 Vote	Kate Gosselin Affair Rumors Heat Up Tortillas
1	1 Vote	Robb Stark: King of the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	10 Famous Stars Who Voiced the Characters You Didn't Know Existed
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Did WHAT!? The Terrifying Power of Three Promo Images
1	1 Vote	How to Eat for Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Can You Tell the Difference Between White & Blue Desserts
1	1 Vote	If Hilary Duff Movie Are You?
1	1 Vote	20 Recipes That'll Take Over Your Whore Pills
1	1 Vote	23 Refreshing Summer Drinks That Definitely Should Not Exist

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—	1 Vote	Deloitte's COO Explains His View of Reality
—	1 Vote	I'm Sleeping in a Hot Tub
—	1 Vote	Abandoned Baby Boy Genius
—	1 Vote	MaximBet's NFL Week 2: Green Bay GREAT AGAIN Shirt and Leftists Lose Their Minds!
—	1 Vote	ESPN Tensions Flare Between Malika Andrews, Stephen A. Smith Warns of World War II Shipwreck Is Spewing Toxic Waste
—	1 Vote	Twitter's Odd Victory Over Saints Row