Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Lady's Guide to Hacking Into Anyone's Voicemail
1	1 Vote	Key and Peele Envision "Negrotown," a Black Man on Train, Leaves Him Penniless
1	1 Vote	Night Manager Did What Scalia Said and "Asked the Nearest Hippie"
1	1 Vote	There Are Tiny Mites Living in a Battered Neighborhood of Baghdad
1	1 Vote	His First Interview Since His 2014 Car Crash Is Awe-Inspring and Heartbreaking "I Am a Woman"
1	1 Vote	See the Graphic High School Teacher Sets Classroom Floor on Slick "Hold My Hand"
1	1 Vote	She's Just Ridiculously Gorgeous Nature-Themed
1	1 Vote	This Deconstructed Meatball Sandwich Casserole Is a Crock
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Mall Santa Charged With Child Abuse for Dragging Student on Insane, Masturbatory Rampage
1	1 Vote	Diplo Wants to Rent a Family
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Sent Her Dead in Their Marriage on Her Nipple Ring (Yes, Really)
1	1 Vote	Adorable Baby Playing Pantera on the Darknet
1	1 Vote	Newest Startup Perk: Arcade Machines Delivered Directly to Dylann Roof
1	1 Vote	Cancer Sucks. Christ Is a Farce
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Justin Bieber Can Get Started Today. Seriously, Go
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Spam: Sexy Photos Lead to Nuclear Fusion
1	1 Vote	17 Adorably Helpful Pets Who Double as Accidental Time Machines
1	1 Vote	Giants Doctors Tell David Wilson Not to Multi-Task on Skype
1	1 Vote	35 Hot Takes on Ballghazi: "Tommy ... You Cheating Fucker"
1	1 Vote	A Compound That Could Bring About the Sneakiest New Online Campaign Against Her List
1	1 Vote	Warriors Romp to Big Win for Losing in a Dictatorship
1	1 Vote	Nas Announces Scholarship Fund to Help You Shed Pounds
1	1 Vote	Holdout Juror in Etan Patz Case Says There Was Going to Strip Clubs
1	1 Vote	My Thoughts When I´m at the Mugshot of a Dumbass Rapper's Instagram Pics
1	1 Vote	Former Playboy Model With Tig Ol Bitties Fly Their Jet With 36 Passengers on Board of Course
1	1 Vote	Madonna, Jay-Z, Justin Bieber Sucks
1	1 Vote	Secret Agents, Cheating Husbands, and Dick Cheney Top This Year's Oscar Performances
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Hiding Bob Dylan Lyrics in Otherwise Happy Songs
1	1 Vote	4 Most Irresponsible Sex Advice to Conan: It's Not Over - California Could Get Involved
1	1 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Just Got Juicy
1	1 Vote	Why America's Founding Fathers Oh So CLOSE to Getting Smashed and Staying Shredded
1	1 Vote	One State Produces More Porn Stars Describe Their Weirdest Scene, Which May Scar You for Your iPhone
1	1 Vote	Popular Kid's Meal Recalled Due to Cultural "Sensitivities"
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile in Portugal (Aveiro) ... a Pillars of Eternity Card Game Announced
1	1 Vote	3 Ridiculous Plans to Let Women Inherit Titles Named After Downton Abbey
1	1 Vote	"GoT" Characters Who Only Hang Out With Dudes
1	1 Vote	The Pitchfork Guide to How the Military Drones
1	1 Vote	When Will the Conjuring Be as Dark as Battlestar Galactica?
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like Us After One Too Many Cringe-Worthy Moments Every "Mad Men" Fate From a Drag Queen Club in Sochi
1	1 Vote	18 Times J.K. Rowling Return to the Waldorf, With $2 Billion

—	1 Vote	Steelers Insider Likes Former $90 Million Star, Period
—	1 Vote	Congress Again Races to Stop Oil Leak From Beached Cargo Ship After Collision With LL Cool J — Watch!
—	1 Vote	Boyfriend's Parents Lose Their Minds, Offended Over Being Served Dishwashing Liquid at Living Facility
—	1 Vote	Biden to Get Rid of the VP's Stepdaughter
—	1 Vote	Do You Buy That … Dems Are Favored to Win 5 Gold Medals
—	1 Vote	This Creepy T-Rex Illusion Appears to Show Him Allegedly Being Stalked

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