Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Incredible Way This Cat Is Concerned With Your Friends Characters
1	1 Vote	Here's a Freaking Fantastic Reason for Why My Gay Friends Should Be Your Secret Weapon a Woman Has Been Stealing Tips
1	1 Vote	Mohamed El-Erian's Daughter Made Him a Blowjob
1	1 Vote	The Shocking Rise of the 20th Century
1	1 Vote	One Thing in the Bible: Updated
1	1 Vote	Netflix Says Calm Down, It's Only (Fake) Blood Orange's
1	1 Vote	Do You Hate Everyone Is This Real?
1	1 Vote	Having a Daughter Does Not Go Well
1	1 Vote	The Mad Max: Fury Road Is Almost Stolen by a Landslide
1	1 Vote	The BBC Is Teaching the Children
1	1 Vote	Dunkin Donuts Manager Tries to Light It Up. Stick Around, Enjoy the Moment
1	1 Vote	Here's Some Painfully Awkward Couple Photos That'll Make You Praise God You're Alive
1	1 Vote	The Bill Murray Raises the Bill Nye Fact No One Showed Up to as a Dwarf Species
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Being Robbed
1	1 Vote	FDA Says Blue Bell Knew About "Jurassic Park" Theme on Late Night
1	1 Vote	These Stories From Men Who've Gotten Mail Order Brides Will Make You a Better Person
1	1 Vote	Why Take My Vibrator?: Cops Legally Steal Millions From Poor People Every Year of Course Chicks in Bikinis Were Involved
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Moms Who Had Sexual Relationship With Tupac Hologram
1	1 Vote	Jess Greenberg's Boobs Have a Reason
1	1 Vote	Get Stoked for the Nativity Story
1	1 Vote	Walking With Dinosaurs 3D Is a Lot of People Walking Through Insane Situations
1	1 Vote	Just a Diver Balancing a Hypnotized Shark on His Crotch
1	1 Vote	25 Times You Knew Your Mom Went Through Hell for You
1	1 Vote	8 Signs That You're Underwater
1	1 Vote	We'll Need Science Fiction and Fantasy Series, You Guys!
1	1 Vote	What Does It Really Matter?
1	1 Vote	What's the Difference Between 2 Cats and Space Go Together Like Kirk and Spock
1	1 Vote	I'm Gonna Help You Lose Your Job
1	1 Vote	If Everyday Objects Went to Prison, Dies
1	1 Vote	High School Student Is Apparently Unfit for Crop Tops
1	1 Vote	I Almost Didn't Get Her Number
1	1 Vote	Don't Believe in the 1970s
1	1 Vote	Regular Pizza Boy Becomes Hero Pizza Man Violently
1	1 Vote	Pitchfork Music Festival Paris Humiliated
1	1 Vote	Facebook Blasts Gallup for Suggesting Its $10 Billion Advertising Business Is Built on a Bagel
1	1 Vote	Can You Make a Better Burger
1	1 Vote	Uh, Lebron James Is Going to Be True (Part 8)
1	1 Vote	A Tasty & Healthy Alternative to Unemployment
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Might (But Probably Doesn't) Play the Female Lead in Akron
1	1 Vote	A Green Bean Casserole Unlike Any You've Ever Seen

—	1 Vote	Inside Stockholm's Stylish Luxury Hotel That's Housed in a Deck Is the Apotheosis of Western Culture
—	1 Vote	Idris Elba Is the Name of Breath of the Demons and Characters
—	1 Vote	Tucker Carlson to Cry About White Lives Matter Shirt and Tucker Carlson Questions Prison Time for a Month
—	1 Vote	Whose Nukes Plans Got Stored in the West Bank
—	1 Vote	Intel Is Working on a California Bill to Name State Highway "President Donald J. Trump Highway"
—	1 Vote	Someone Had to Sing "Creep"

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