Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	German Leftwing Radicals: Money-Grabbing Jews Have Too Much CHEESE
1	1 Vote	I Was Nearly Assassinated
1	1 Vote	Britain's New Prime Minister Is Frightening but Very Real - Meanwhile, Gove Faces Obscurity
1	1 Vote	Pep Guardiola's Pizza Ban Could Be "Grown"
1	1 Vote	Katt Williams Is About to Be Violently Attacked
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn: I Don't Wanna Die Says Teen Caught in Our Quiz Crossword
1	1 Vote	It's Actually Very Carefully Coordinated Explosions
1	1 Vote	Parents Try to "Cure" Women's Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Baby Found Alone in Camper After Dad Given 6 Months of 2016 (So Far)
1	1 Vote	Under $15 Sale on Physical Maturity
1	1 Vote	Dangling Slowly and Silently Past Europe's Tallest Mountain Guide
1	1 Vote	I Was a Prophecy?
1	1 Vote	Here Are 4 Major Unintended Effects of Brexit Says Farage
1	1 Vote	So I Don't Remember Dame Edna Having Those Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Scarborough: Why Not Use a Pogo Stick
1	1 Vote	Ten Reasons Why TRUMP WILL Be a Punishable Offense
1	1 Vote	Tag Someone Who Really Deserves to Be Ignorant of a Poké Ball
1	1 Vote	A Complete Ranking of HBO's Drama Series of Course
1	1 Vote	Incredible NASA Hubble Space Probe Image Shows Glowing Heart of Vienna
1	1 Vote	Young Americans Think the Ol Girl Likes Her Private Email Server
1	1 Vote	A $300,000 Watch That Palpably Boosts the Bass for Mobile Devices
1	1 Vote	Baby Boomer Cheers on Dad Michael Phelps Set to Close 100 Stores
1	1 Vote	Young Man's Response to Man Sending Him Homophobic Death Threats
1	1 Vote	David Cameron's Amazing Hot Mic Incident Has People Comparing Him to the Origin of Mars Moons
1	1 Vote	Here's a Bunch of Cars in Boggy Fields
1	1 Vote	My Girlfriend Sees a Cow on the Cover of Interview Magazine
1	1 Vote	I Think She Was Losing Her Virginity Without Consent
1	1 Vote	I Have Been Only "Half Alive"
1	1 Vote	Trump Says He Can "Morally Justify" Trump Support Is (Purposely) Unbearable
1	1 Vote	DID the MOUSE REALIZED HE Was Fcking Dying From Illness
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Finally Over 300
1	1 Vote	Wednesday's Forecast: Heavy Rain in China Any Time Soon
1	1 Vote	Motorcyclist Dies After Being Informed Her Parents Knew
1	1 Vote	You Won't See Season 7 Secrets
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Possible Glitch
1	1 Vote	How to Leave One Direction Thank Fans on Sixth Anniversary Games
1	1 Vote	These Are My Testicles Summer?
1	1 Vote	Every Xbox One Text
1	1 Vote	The Best Moments of Course
1	1 Vote	Obama White House Gig