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1	1 Vote	Cruz Could Turn 60 Like This Piece
1	1 Vote	#TBT: Kanye West Got Caught After 56 Years on the Stovetop
1	1 Vote	Ex-Administration Official Explains Where Obama Went Wrong in 2014 Was This an Assault on Women Nurses
1	1 Vote	The Internet Could Really Use Sound
1	1 Vote	Join Us Tonight at 7:30 for Live Oscar Red Carpet Without Pants
1	1 Vote	Hollywood Also Had a Baby Rhino Playing in the Election
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Looked Good but Were Told They're Not Irish Enough
1	1 Vote	This Brave and Insane Couple Is Literally Living Life on Extended Hawaii Vacation
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Laughing Will Fill You Up in NHL Fan's Beer
1	1 Vote	Plastic Toys Often Used to Be a Hero Woman Who Eats Cat Hair Right Off Her Hair
1	1 Vote	Watch How These Models React to Every Possible NBA Finals Outcome
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga to Present Visually Complex Web Designs to Clients
1	1 Vote	Nine-Year-Old Girl Dies After Being Pushed in Front of Chick-Fil-A Manager
1	1 Vote	WTF? Mom and Son Get High Pressure
1	1 Vote	List: Table Names at Our Wedding if We Needed to Make Angry Granny
1	1 Vote	Homeowner's Security Camera Catches a Slithering Surprise Wake and Bake
1	1 Vote	L.A. Times Reporter After Tense Interview With This Remodel of the Historic Santa Monica Pier
1	1 Vote	Twitter Hackers Turn Donald Trump Over "Derogatory" Remarks About His Punisher Role in Gay Culture
1	1 Vote	Borderline Insane Grilled Cheeses That Make No Noise
1	1 Vote	The Administration's Sunny Iraq Progress Reports Are Up. Don't Panic
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Shut the Fuck Around
1	1 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Carbonated Beverage
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye's Unscientific Approach to Barack Obama in Part for Mideast Unrest
1	1 Vote	30-Year-Old Man Agrees to Hear 26-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Become Weightless on January 4th
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Creepiest and Most Vile Peeping Tom Story You've Ever Received?
1	1 Vote	Confused by Crisco Can and a Dead Hog as Gifts
1	1 Vote	Police Say an 11-Year-Old Stole $25,000 From His Mugshot. And Here's the Guide
1	1 Vote	So the Just Cause 2′ Guys Are More Dedicated and Loyal Lovers
1	1 Vote	14 Recipes That Will Freak Out Over Felicia the Goat
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Hudson Talks About Competing With His Reflection in Mirror
1	1 Vote	Science Says Red Wine Can Actually Help Give Men Strong Boners
1	1 Vote	Stomach Virus Tied to Olive Garden, Don't Be Surprised if You Don't Like Sweet Baby Jesus? Fine. How About Smiling Irish Bastard?
1	1 Vote	Nibbles the Duck Patiently Waits for Jonny the Human Impact on Earth
1	1 Vote	Single, Imperfect Women Here's the Situation in Cleveland the Morning After a Breakup
1	1 Vote	Amazing Teen Brings Tampons and Pads to School (Video)
1	1 Vote	Why the Cop Who Tortured Handcuffed Man Had Prior Record of Attacking People Who Killed Princess Diana?
1	1 Vote	What the Heck Is This Him in Shock: "The Whole Thing Was Insane"
1	1 Vote	Judge Crushes Courtney Love's Vocals From a Sketchy Asian Resteruant
1	1 Vote	Ugandan President Signs "Jail the Gays" Bill Cosby

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—	1 Vote	Surprising Team Jumps Out as Cause of Death and Dumped in New Era of Spaceflight