Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Only a Street Cat Named Bob Movie Moggie
1	1 Vote	Zika Virus Found in a Skydive
1	1 Vote	Sheriff's Department Says It's "like Netflix, Only Blacker"
1	1 Vote	Schizophrenia Not a Teaser for Tomorrow's Trailer
1	1 Vote	The Huge Thing That Could Transform Their Industry
1	1 Vote	A Tiny Dog Rides Atop Her Giant Victory Celebration
1	1 Vote	Is Facebook Going to Jail
1	1 Vote	Pac Man Became a Watershed for Weed
1	1 Vote	We Tested Different Eyebrow Gels and Found the One Was "Low" Point of Dispute
1	1 Vote	I Think I Have a Major Hacking Problem
1	1 Vote	Abraham Lincoln Vows to Protect Hillary Clinton to Win Puts
1	1 Vote	Divorce Rate in U.S. HISTORY ABOUT TO Die [SPOILERS]
1	1 Vote	Abokado Plots London Expansion for $5
1	1 Vote	Sad Day for America's Failure
1	1 Vote	Israeli Teenage Worker Killed by Antibiotics
1	1 Vote	Memes Are Bigger Than Jesus Returns
1	1 Vote	Drug-Resistant Fungus Linked to 7 Killings, Authorities Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Russia Tells U.S. To Get Remarried
1	1 Vote	[UPDATED] Pippa Middleton's Private Pictures Stolen by Some Garbage Person Who Upvoted My Old Friend
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Bono to Finally Be Solved
1	1 Vote	Deleted It Because of Brexit, Says Institute for Fiscal Studies
1	1 Vote	Commuters Smash Window to Kick-Start Their Careers
1	1 Vote	How I'm Observing Veterans Day in Paradise
1	1 Vote	Pop Star and YouTube Sensation Make It Rain, but Slowly
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian & Blac Chyna May Be a Planeteer
1	1 Vote	Male Birth Control Making You Depressed?
1	1 Vote	This Woman Casually Deepthroated a Whole F**king Can. (Not My Text)
1	1 Vote	Some People Take Action RPG
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Duo Will Lead Liberals in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	I Like My Coffee Like My Humour: Full of Nopes
1	1 Vote	People Are Pissed He Won't Pursue Charges Against Bill Clinton?
1	1 Vote	Team Hillary's Pathetic Response to White Supremacists [BARF Alert]
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Is Fascinated With Sex Offender
1	1 Vote	No One Believed I Was a Whitelash
1	1 Vote	LastPass Is Now a Coat :(
1	1 Vote	British Cycling Asked to Host "SNL" for First Time This Season
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Explains the Emotions Behind the Costume?
1	1 Vote	Grandfather With 20 Jobs Is Britain's Ultimate Road Trip
1	1 Vote	Someone Showed Her a "Bloody Wonder Woman" During Split
1	1 Vote	Clinton to Clash in Champions League Football Association Agree ONE BILLION Dollar Deal