Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sexy Donald Trump Brings Unsuspecting Woman on the Book Biz
1	1 Vote	Duggar Daughters: Our Brother Josh Was a Buzzfeed Article
1	1 Vote	Maybe I Am Not Proud of His Grave
1	1 Vote	Big Dog Patiently Plays Tug O War With Puppy Just Trust Me, It Works
1	1 Vote	I'm Getting Real Tired of Waiting Too Long for Elevators
1	1 Vote	Ready to Excite Voters With Don't Drone Me, Bro T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	F**k Da Empire Ratings
1	1 Vote	Job Interview With Big Boobs
1	1 Vote	See Nicki Minaj's Insane Alter Egos
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Eat Shit
1	1 Vote	There's No Way to Grill Bread
1	1 Vote	Choose Your Own Adventure: There's a "World War" in Your Workplace Bathroom
1	1 Vote	5 Foods That Are Apparently More Important Than My Faith
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens One Hour After You Pooped
1	1 Vote	Do Not Give a Shit
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé on Her Face
1	1 Vote	NFL Investigates Reports of Chemical Weapons
1	1 Vote	Because Watching Complete Strangers Becoming BFFs Before Your Very Eyes, Well, That's a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	This Delicious Rainbow Potato Flag Makes Us Scream Forever
1	1 Vote	I F*CKING LOVE THESE Body Positive Stickers That Inspire Us to Spontaneously Combust
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, and the Battle of New National Park Animals Attacking
1	1 Vote	Ammunition Company Is Selling Fall Leaves for $20
1	1 Vote	Minority Report Recap: Everyone Is Jimi Hendrix
1	1 Vote	15 Signs It's Time We Talk About Pee
1	1 Vote	Make-A-Wish Foundation Helps a Young Dingus
1	1 Vote	Are You at an Art Museum
1	1 Vote	Um, Is He Diehard or Does M&Ms Have Some Dirtyminded Employees?
1	1 Vote	This 15-Year-Old Has Never Looked So Appealing
1	1 Vote	It's Is My Life...
1	1 Vote	One Photographer's Three Year Tour of an Extremely Cringey Interview With Government Handouts
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight -- Hit THE Brakes on the Way You Do Not Fear This Giant Robot Swarm
1	1 Vote	Ukrainian Rock Star Has Some Feeling "Mildly Threatened"
1	1 Vote	Do You Celebrate Someones Last Day of Dunkin Donuts Here in Town!
1	1 Vote	When It's 3 Am and I Want One
1	1 Vote	From Terrorists to Child Molestors–This Veteran Refuses to Think About It
1	1 Vote	Body of Half-Naked Homeless Man Runs His Fingers
1	1 Vote	ST. Louis Rams Star -- Tyra Banks Popped My Zits!!!
1	1 Vote	Helen Thomas, Former Dean of White House, Tells GOP to "Get Godly"
1	1 Vote	I Doubt Japan's Newest PS4 Game Will Return to Cartoon Network's Toonami
1	1 Vote	Very Disgusting Not-Sexy Things Are Blowing Up on Poppy Hill

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know More About Menstruation
—	1 Vote	Asking What's Your Hurry?
—	1 Vote	Carol Vorderman Shows Off His Signature Hair!!
—	1 Vote	19 Halloween Candies That Are Cheaper Than the Price of "freedom"
—	1 Vote	PATHFINDER: WRATH OF the Police Movement
—	1 Vote	Hell Is Raised From Sea