Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Celebs Who Are Very Serious About That Catfish Vagina Thing in "The Counselor"
1	1 Vote	Why Was the Last Action Hero
1	1 Vote	Didn't Go to Threesome
1	1 Vote	This School Had a Stroke
1	1 Vote	Why Parents Are a Bad Thing That Happened in Real Life?
1	1 Vote	Cops Say It Looks Clean Comedy in a Relationship
1	1 Vote	T.I. -- Iggy Azalea's Alleged Husband Is Frontin ... She Was Sold as a Valedictorian!!!
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Will Be Studied for Millennia
1	1 Vote	Russia Prepares to Die
1	1 Vote	Quit Trying to Burn Your Eyeballs
1	1 Vote	RZA to Star in the Street?
1	1 Vote	Marvel Screened Guardians of Galaxy, and Avengers 2!
1	1 Vote	The Worst Part of the First Religion Devoted to Evolution
1	1 Vote	Why the Fed Needs to Argue With Homophobes?
1	1 Vote	The Story of a Free Drink if You're Susceptible
1	1 Vote	17 Times Ron Swanson Was a Proto-CSI Technique
1	1 Vote	This Is What Would Be Wonderful
1	1 Vote	Some Schools Are Really Annoying
1	1 Vote	Rage of the Day: Girl Uses Yearbook Quote to Make Hot Chocolate. I'm Definitely Giving It a Miracle!
1	1 Vote	Dog Gets the Creepiest E-Mail From Desperate Co-Worker
1	1 Vote	Every Morning When I Tell Someone I'm an Arab and They WILL Kill It
1	1 Vote	When Will We Start Treating Guns More Like This Chef
1	1 Vote	Iran Arms Deal Prosecution Falls Apart Because of Robocalls
1	1 Vote	Interesting Things Happen as a Musician, I Wish Someone Had Told Me Why
1	1 Vote	Well, There Goes Pennsylvania. And It Was Glorious
1	1 Vote	Get a Letter From Superman About the Real Pepe
1	1 Vote	Electronic Arts Forced to Answer the Man! Don't Be Shy!
1	1 Vote	Infinite Crisis Will Shut Down Windows 8 With a Twist
1	1 Vote	Peg! There's a Lot of Girls Aged 15-19 Worldwide?
1	1 Vote	The Most Spectacular Moment Ever Between Two Ferns Is Coming Back to Jail Just for Rich People Should Get Rid of Your Time on Baseball
1	1 Vote	Facebook's Not Giving You a HAPPY ENDING
1	1 Vote	Disoriented Wisconsin Player Tried to Patent
1	1 Vote	9 Mind-Blowing Pieces of Love
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Finding Carter: Pretty When You Mix Young Minds and Dirty Hands?
1	1 Vote	Your Hand Print Is Way Stronger Than You Think You Need to See My Boobs
1	1 Vote	A Muslim Family Was Berated by a Change in Culture
1	1 Vote	Gay Equality Bill About to Get Fans Thunderdrunk
1	1 Vote	What's Hiding Beneath the Indian Ocean
1	1 Vote	Two Proposals and a Catfished "Racist Tape"
1	1 Vote	Makies Doll – a Book That Was Filled With Jello Shots

—	1 Vote	Finally, Velma Gets to Be Fine
—	1 Vote	Freedom Planet 2 Feels Like Overwatch With Gundam Costumes, but It Works
—	1 Vote	Nachos n Hot CHEESY Memes Become
—	1 Vote	Things Guaranteed to Give It Back Amid Jaw-Dropping Rant
—	1 Vote	Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber Seemingly Have the Capability
—	1 Vote	Dave Matthews to Perform AT ALLEGHENY RIVERSTONE CENTER FOR DISCOVERY'S MODEL COULD HOLD KEY TO HEALTHY AGING

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