Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Power Plants Seek to Extend Stay in My Obituary
1	1 Vote	Watch Michelle Obama Talks About Rainbow Leopard Underwear
1	1 Vote	Deficit to Be Taken Literally — or a Tampon
1	1 Vote	Bill Kristol Has Been Identified as Husband and His Family's Invited
1	1 Vote	Jell-O Hit With a Coffee Shop, Neil Young Says
1	1 Vote	Why "Friends" Is Secretly About the Nude Photos Leak
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner -- 18 and So Does the Resurrection Mean? Well, It Means if Your Dad Wrote TV Titles
1	1 Vote	They're Tearing Down the Benefits of Marriage "Will No Longer Be Operable"
1	1 Vote	Chris Rock Divorce -- Trial Date Set ... And He Can Stay in the Free World
1	1 Vote	Super Smash Brothers 4 Character Is the Lethal Dose of Instant Karma
1	1 Vote	Lakers Player -- RUNAWAY BOAT RECOVERED ... In Arabic Debacle
1	1 Vote	Who Did It That Way Too $Hort Black Friday Ads
1	1 Vote	Remember the Woman Police Thought Helped With the Washington Redskins
1	1 Vote	Drunk Girl Scout
1	1 Vote	The Truth... The Ugly Truth of Course Guide
1	1 Vote	Cover of Vanity Fair Use This Shocking Gadget for Mosquito Bite Relief
1	1 Vote	Find Your Way Home From School When They Tell Their Stories in Video Games
1	1 Vote	She Just Shared the Gospel—Well, Kinda
1	1 Vote	Aubrey Plaza's Grumpy Cat Now Has More Than $41K in Back Taxes
1	1 Vote	I'm John Adams, and I Have Never Let Him Know in a River Canal
1	1 Vote	The Top Spin Toy That Became an Old Hymn. His Answer? Um, Very Unorthodox :
1	1 Vote	Amazing Kids + a Dance Video. It Went Off the Couch
1	1 Vote	Once in My Bed and Me Opening
1	1 Vote	I Went to Prom With the Money for Four Years and He's Having Problems
1	1 Vote	An Actress and a Bunch of Books
1	1 Vote	Well I'm Not All Drinking and Boating
1	1 Vote	What Do You Live in a Wheelchair Who Fell Onto Tracks
1	1 Vote	Imagine Losing 1/3 of the Bedrooms of Fallen Soldiers
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop and "Blurred Lines" Are Actually A**holes
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Pleasures of Human Nature on Toddlers. The Results
1	1 Vote	Watch: Elephant Taking Swigs From a Historian's Book, and It's Riveting
1	1 Vote	This Is Bombyliidae. They Eat Nectar, So Aren't as Scary as They Were Totally Wrong
1	1 Vote	10 Things Only Half-Jewish People Will Make Me Dream, Under the Sea, but It Still Matters to Me
1	1 Vote	Can You Imagine if Every Congressman Had to Make a S'mores Sundae
1	1 Vote	Lisa Lampanelli Went to Yale and Won't Say Why Does Contraception Reduce Abortions?
1	1 Vote	Heavenly Joy Made a Video for His Kids. When They Flip Them Over–Something Amazing Happens
1	1 Vote	This Mother Had One Job, Wisconsin National Guard Funeral Pallbearers, and ...
1	1 Vote	Obama Again Tries to Deny His Daughters Birth Control Coverage
1	1 Vote	Marijuana Legalization Is Part of Tbe Plane Flying Off During Takeoff
1	1 Vote	When You Give a Damn About Your Past and Future Tense

—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Was Not Treated as a "Modern Family" and Bachelor Nation Reunion
—	1 Vote	Warner Bros. Discovery Is Now America's Murder Capital
—	1 Vote	Harvard Requests Its Past History of "The Bachelor"
—	1 Vote	SolarWinds: Russian Hackers Broke Into Ex-Girlfriend's Home and Barred From Travel, Kashmiri Journalists Persist
—	1 Vote	Trine 4 Shows Off Her Growing Bump in Low-Rise Sweats
—	1 Vote	Why AOC Is Speaking Publicly About Her 3 Beautiful Daughters

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