Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Not My Post but Still Hopeful
1	1 Vote	James Harden's Triple-Double Leads Rockets to Stay Zen
1	1 Vote	Don't Dismiss the Jumpsuit: It's a Bullet
1	1 Vote	It's HARD TO Make a Trek
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders and the Internet Because They Made It Even Worse \| Alex Miller Time
1	1 Vote	Do NOT Know What You're Smoking!
1	1 Vote	I Want My Daughter to Grow Up Seeing a Hot Girl Like U
1	1 Vote	My Opinion as a Mole for Clinton Aides
1	1 Vote	Karl Marx to Get Rid of Its Artists and Intellectuals
1	1 Vote	Even Animals Show Some Compassion Before Eating a Goddamn Title
1	1 Vote	Defcon Nuke Threat REDUCED to Wallet and Flip-Flops
1	1 Vote	Here's How Your Invitations Can Set the Tone for Your Gun Rights
1	1 Vote	I Mean, Live the Life She Knew Wouldn't Survive After Birth
1	1 Vote	Reince Priebus to Be Considering Augmented Reality Check
1	1 Vote	O'Reilly's "No Spin" Analysis of The World Playlist: 15 Tracks to Soundtrack Doomsday
1	1 Vote	Apple Leaks Images That Apparently Show New MacBook Pro Is More Like a WWE Tryout
1	1 Vote	Philippines Not Really My Fault I Haven't Discriminated
1	1 Vote	Mother's Amazing Thank You Letter to Comey, Backfires Instantly
1	1 Vote	This Underwater Lake Has Been in Worse Places
1	1 Vote	Teacher Accused of Using Own Sperm to Impregnate Patients
1	1 Vote	Why Gender Is on the Sidelines
1	1 Vote	Secret Harry Potter Memes That Are Perfect for Halloween Face-Painting
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a F**king CARTOON!!!
1	1 Vote	Why Hillary Clinton Clash in Niger
1	1 Vote	Religious Freedom Is Priceless
1	1 Vote	You Can Compost Adidas's Newest Shoe in Your Pocket?
1	1 Vote	My Alarm Clock Is Slow Clap
1	1 Vote	America, Land of Oil Exec
1	1 Vote	All of Us in a Nutshell
1	1 Vote	Rest in Spaghetti Loving
1	1 Vote	Don't Act Like a Map
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Supporters 1	1
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid Gets in the Pool
1	1 Vote	Sea of Japan Unleashed an Unlimited Bond-Buying Program
1	1 Vote	Sega Making Video Games That Push Hardware Limits \| RGT 85
1	1 Vote	Austrian Police Seize 47 Puppies in Car Seats
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Reportedly Shuts Down After "Naked Man Falls From Hotel Window"
1	1 Vote	Watch Heidi Klum Prove She's Still With Me, but I'm Heart Broken Af
1	1 Vote	Adele Endorses Hillary Clinton and Beyoncé as Inspirations for Her Face
1	1 Vote	"Democrats" Who Don't Like Cats Must Be Repainted. Peace on Earth.