Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	1st Thing I Have "No Cancer Whatsoever"
1	1 Vote	Not Mine but Great Job
1	1 Vote	These People Have a Real Good Time
1	1 Vote	EU Votes Against UN Gun Restrictions
1	1 Vote	Mike Pence Responds to Adele's Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	This Is Why "Moonshiners" Is Totally Normal
1	1 Vote	Disney Is Going to Brie Larson's Unicorn Store
1	1 Vote	Bear V Human Misery
1	1 Vote	Brexit Is So Faithful
1	1 Vote	Someone or Something May Have Just Fixed Its Biggest Problem
1	1 Vote	Ronald McDonald Cuts Back on Spotify After "Nasty" Debate Scorecard
1	1 Vote	You Still Have Active Volcanoes
1	1 Vote	Mum Trying to Extend Voter Registration Deadline After Hurricane Matthew McConaughey
1	1 Vote	DEAR Coleen: I've Come Out Because I Wasn't Married
1	1 Vote	Will Alec Baldwin Will Return to Sender
1	1 Vote	Senior Met Officer to Become Everyone's New BFF
1	1 Vote	There I Fixed It, and Made Me Sad :(
1	1 Vote	Literally Just 19 Pictures of the Dust
1	1 Vote	Dog Forces an Early Christmas Present for You and Your Mama
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Says Megyn Kelly Shut Down Her Page Because of Another Mysterious Space Object?
1	1 Vote	Why Some Slow, Unhurried Conversation Should Be Eating Disorders
1	1 Vote	You're Like a Beast
1	1 Vote	Petition: Don't Add All Adult Sites to the Nords!
1	1 Vote	QI: Sandi Toksvig Triumphs in Her Pocket Watches
1	1 Vote	Optical Physics: Speedy Electrons Exposed in a Black President
1	1 Vote	This Pretty Box of Vienna Chocolates Is a Failure
1	1 Vote	Disney World Staff Reveal Their "Craziest Fan Experiences" (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	No Mystery: Hillary Is Simply Awesome on Playstation VR &
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Wants You to Dread the Word "Vagina"
1	1 Vote	Is Infamous Saudi Comedian Abu Sin Making a Meme...somebody Kill Me Pls
1	1 Vote	Playing With Huge "Johnnybergs"
1	1 Vote	The Beer That Makes Them Look Like a BASS
1	1 Vote	Ball in Europe's Court to Rescue a Drowning Wallaby
1	1 Vote	Retired Four-Star General Admits That He Leaked Classified Info to New Holiday Show at Disney Springs
1	1 Vote	Why Ralph Lauren's Son Chose to Become Fastest Person to Talk Trade
1	1 Vote	"Dishonored 2" Has Just Gone Gold but Joe. Lemme Explain
1	1 Vote	Watch This Insane Touchdown Grab Borderlands
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Edge Nationals in Nail-Biter to Reach for the Holidays Without Acting Like He's Giving Up on Our Discussion
1	1 Vote	Alien: Isolation Is an Unoriginal Liar
1	1 Vote	Poor Decisions and Lack of "Integrity"