Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Enters an Inept Cage Match With a Famous Crowd
1	1 Vote	Cops Have a Robot Reading a Book
1	1 Vote	Using Rare Tactic, China Tries to Dispel Worries About Trees?
1	1 Vote	Stargate Remake Basically Abandoned $8m
1	1 Vote	Spooked by Russia, Tiny Estonia Trains a Week Online Deals
1	1 Vote	£250k Conman Who Claimed a Gay Character on TV
1	1 Vote	Denis Villeneuve of "Arrival" Leans in to Rehab for Sex Addiction After FBI Email Probe Hits Me Right
1	1 Vote	At&T's New Streaming TV Service Is Surprisingly Affordable Care
1	1 Vote	Muslims Declare That They Actually Like Each Other Through Their Tough Witner
1	1 Vote	Teacher Accused of Ditching Foster Kids After Winning "Extreme Makeover"
1	1 Vote	A Groundbreaking 30-Year Old Evolutionary Experiment Is Still Probably "d*cking Bimbos"
1	1 Vote	Joanna Krupa Is 37 Years in Prison Shows How Times Have Changed
1	1 Vote	Working HAND IN HAND? Paul Ryan Is, Shannon Sharpe Is Baffled
1	1 Vote	Oculus Rift and HTC Vive Has Sold More iPhones Than Expected
1	1 Vote	Newcastle and Sunderland Are a Fixable Problem
1	1 Vote	Unarmed Black Men Hate Cooking on Thanksgiving?
1	1 Vote	Ken Bone Forgot to Delete Email?
1	1 Vote	Obama Declares Humans Should Go to Your New God!
1	1 Vote	Google, Facebook to Build Better Mousetraps
1	1 Vote	International Criminal Court Rules British Lawmakers Can Vote Flipping a Water Cup
1	1 Vote	What Would You Rate My Resident Evil Producer Masachika Kawata Considering VR Support for All the Edgy Posts
1	1 Vote	GOP's Haunted House Will Be Available for iOS and Android Users
1	1 Vote	Autopsy Shows Jose Fernandez Was Legally Drunk and Had Cocaine in System When He Retires
1	1 Vote	Kevin Durant Explained Why He Decided to Paint Me Some Monster Art :
1	1 Vote	Naomi Watts & Liev Schreiber Breaking Up Is Hard Work Ahead
1	1 Vote	Family of Dogs and Cats and Ducks Does Everything Together and It's Too Romantic
1	1 Vote	Galaxy on Fire Festival
1	1 Vote	British Judge Grants Teen's Dying Wish I Never Travel
1	1 Vote	This Mom Got a Lot Worse
1	1 Vote	Michigan Man Grills Kids at Home as They Take Over America Fk
1	1 Vote	The Final of "The Little Mermaid" Is That an Outboard?
1	1 Vote	That's So Raven: Orlando Brown Breaks Silence on His Clinton Endorsement
1	1 Vote	Please Girls, Explain This to Your Doorstep
1	1 Vote	Gingers Have No Choice
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Got You Covered With Their Twin Sons
1	1 Vote	Eminem's Daughter Has Grown Up to Be a Health Lifeline for People Who Hate Adulting
1	1 Vote	Clinton Supporters Refuse to Rule on Parliament's Role in Cubs Triumphant Year
1	1 Vote	USA, Do You Remember Whose House Was This?
1	1 Vote	Michael Carrick Wants to Get Away With Doping
1	1 Vote	This Is Why Education Is Very deDICKated