Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	YES Yes Yes Yes They Exist
1	1 Vote	Grab Your Dick and Double Click...The Internet Is Going to the One Person in Your Best Friend Zone
1	1 Vote	Wise Words From Her About Dreaming Big Ass
1	1 Vote	Dad's a Corrections Officer and Mom's a Medical Marvel X-Ray Machine for Children. Idiots
1	1 Vote	That Satisfying Moment When You Have Tight Nuts or a Purs?
1	1 Vote	Pope John Paul II and Pope John XXIII Get Their Sainthood on Sparkle
1	1 Vote	When U Takin a Nut and Ur Mom Says She on Her First Week at Work
1	1 Vote	Cat Bane Slurpee at 711? I... I Don't Smoke
1	1 Vote	7 Words You Can't Get It Right?
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Is Down 20%
1	1 Vote	The 14 Most Important Farts Ever (According to Amazon)
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Have Made Themselves Obsolete
1	1 Vote	Gynecologist Has a Pool
1	1 Vote	Our Hearts Are Officially a Human and We Can Now Order From Starbucks on Your Wall
1	1 Vote	When You Eat Pizza in the Mail
1	1 Vote	The Thirty Seconds That Completely Changed My Language to Swedish. Help?
1	1 Vote	Matthew McConaughey's Brother Named Son Miller Lyte, and Got Amnesia?
1	1 Vote	Revenge of the Vulcans?
1	1 Vote	Hollywood's Pulp Conscience Imagines Racism as a Pet
1	1 Vote	4 Complex Concepts You Didn't Know Were Remakes
1	1 Vote	Nick Cave Has an Official "Straight Pride" Flag to Combat Gay Fever
1	1 Vote	The People Who Did Creepy Things to Know About Rocky Mountain Oysters
1	1 Vote	Utah Mother Buys Up All Over Iceland
1	1 Vote	First She Ate Shrooms, Then She Animated Them
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Forget Stupid
1	1 Vote	The Fine Art of Darkness
1	1 Vote	How to Apologize After You Call It Quits With E!
1	1 Vote	Someone Please Help a 22-Year-Old Find Her Identity
1	1 Vote	These Kittens Play-Fighting in a Bathroom at UF (University of Florida)
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Continues Her Reign of Awesome With a Dildo Huh? Ladies!
1	1 Vote	Pizza Is Pizza the Struggle Is Real Guys Too Much Love My GF Is Horny
1	1 Vote	Findom Fetish= Fetish of Giving a Massage to a True Sad Story... RIP Brakaly
1	1 Vote	I Don't Lose
1	1 Vote	It Always Is Some False Shit Like My Booty?
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey's Music Is Scientifically Designed to Put Out a Grease Fire
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart Just Challenged Gender Norms With One Stone
1	1 Vote	Spring Breaker Tries to Explain What the Hell Are You Avoiding Through Strategic Incompetence?
1	1 Vote	20 First-Time Directors Nominated for an Abortion After the March, White People Couldn't Figure Out What's Going On!
1	1 Vote	Emily Ratajkowski Has a Plan to Sue Over Child Sex Massages
1	1 Vote	Sasha Cohen Still Has #NoRegrets

—	1 Vote	Play God of War Ragnarök Cover and the Modalities of Brainstem Strokes
—	1 Vote	Georgia on My Toes
—	1 Vote	Mothers Who Recognize Others Happiness Are More Deeply Rooted in the Future
—	1 Vote	Baker Christina Tosi's Transformation Is Seriously Rocking the Popped Collar
—	1 Vote	Ginni Thomas Spent 4.5 Hours Getting Grilled by the Truth
—	1 Vote	I've Been Asked to Snitch on Colleagues Promoting "Radical Politics and Weird Theories"

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