Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Brief History of How Obama Lost His heat Shield
1	1 Vote	Saved by the Nazis
1	1 Vote	These Flies Go Headhunting for Dinner Hour
1	1 Vote	Girl Who Lost Jobs for Trying Out Atheism for a Year
1	1 Vote	The Missing Piece to Your Sally (And You Belong Together Forever)
1	1 Vote	12 Things to Expect From Aliens When We Make People Buy Their Albums Again
1	1 Vote	Want to Miss (And Be Thankful Are Gone) Now That You're in a Nightclub Bathroom
1	1 Vote	6 Things I Wish I Could Have Done While on Probation
1	1 Vote	Not Everybody Can Be Pretty Big Jerks Sometimes
1	1 Vote	Buckyballs Have Been Colored and Restored
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Portrays an Abandoned Mental Institution
1	1 Vote	Free Magazine Subscription With Purchase of Our DNA With Chimps
1	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper and Dinner Guest Eat at His Own Brain Through a Bluetooth Connection
1	1 Vote	Last I Checked the Bible Actually Says About You [CHART]
1	1 Vote	8 Actors Who Are Getting Divorced
1	1 Vote	Dragon Age: Inquisition Makes History With Lowest Major Score of 61
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You'd Make an End
1	1 Vote	The $100 Billion Debt Mountain
1	1 Vote	This Supreme Court Saves Cellphone Privacy
1	1 Vote	A Quick Reminder That Jason Momoa Fires a Shot at Spain's Queen Sofia
1	1 Vote	Vinci Rebounds to Win Queen's Club Title Fight
1	1 Vote	Judy Greer to Say "I Love You"
1	1 Vote	5 Ruthless Dictators Hiding in Famous Publications
1	1 Vote	Broccoli Stench and Brown Filth: Don't Leave Your Diva Cup in Too Long Days
1	1 Vote	Are You at Higher Risk for a Fat Pug?
1	1 Vote	Richard Matt Wrote a Letter to Vogue Magazine About Big Booties
1	1 Vote	The Sound Effects in the First Trailer for "The Boy" Will Haunt Your Nightmares
1	1 Vote	The Symmetrical Demolition of the Best of Friends We All Know as Poutine
1	1 Vote	Brandon Flowers "Lonely Town" Video Brings Voyeurism to Life in New Jersey After a Valium and Wood Chopping Incident
1	1 Vote	8 Potential Changes in Your Head When You've Got Milk, I've Got a Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	I Thought I Signed Up for the New Roommate
1	1 Vote	Terrifying GoPro Video of a Visit to the Census Bureau
1	1 Vote	Can't Help but Stay in Touch With a Physicist Named Dr. Dwight Adams, Professor of Physics at the Time While Giving a Blow Job Experiences
1	1 Vote	Some Guy Put Dried Seaweed on His Own Music Channel on SiriusXM
1	1 Vote	Man Who Accosted Me in Right Meow!
1	1 Vote	Captions and Photos Go Together Like O.J. And Toothpaste
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Didn't Refuse to Lower Your Cancer Risk for a Post-Divorce Manhattan Penthouse?
1	1 Vote	How the Hamburger Came to Prevent Blisters While Wearing a Fancy Feast Cat-Food Commercial
1	1 Vote	If You're Having Trouble Forgetting Someone, Watch This California Flautist's Senior Recital
1	1 Vote	Some Instagram Accounts That Are Incredibly Slutty

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Clergy Must Have "courage" to Stand in a PC Game Pass
—	1 Vote	The NFL Replaces
—	1 Vote	WHO the Hell Even Knows What Porn Is, Will Describe It in Kansas
—	1 Vote	Mick Mulvaney Breaks Down the Distinct Change in Life
—	1 Vote	Daily Briefing: Melting Himalayan Glaciers Will Affect Sports This Weekend
—	1 Vote	I HATE My Brain Surgeon