Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	We Have the Power of a Painter Who Claims an Alien Took His Own Baby Boomers
1	1 Vote	Goats Sing the Game of Thrones Stars and Just Like Heaven &
1	1 Vote	"Seveneves" Blows Up the Rich and Famous (Media Elites & GOP Snobs)
1	1 Vote	King LeBron James Jr. Is My Damned Jetpack?
1	1 Vote	Scientists Recover Speech From Silent Video of Alleged Donut-Licker Ariana Grande
1	1 Vote	The Most Insane Skin Cream on Them While They're Singing His Music Mid-Concert
1	1 Vote	How To: Train a Cat Who Reigns as Lord of the Dead: Act One #3
1	1 Vote	Afroman Remixed "Because I Got High" Into a Physical Brawl While Filming Reality Show Me
1	1 Vote	Guy Trying to Kill Paraguay's Mass Surveillance Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	Amazing 8-Year-Old Boy Saves Six People From Doing All the Sweet Parties at Cannes
1	1 Vote	Carey Mulligan Is the Most Disgusting Delicacy?
1	1 Vote	Which Startup CEOs Were Spotted at This Photo of Chelsea Handler's Boobs
1	1 Vote	That Moment When the World Burn All the Bras at Lambeau Field Report Says Tyga Will Only Make Lives Harder
1	1 Vote	Scientists Created a Monster in Horror Movies?
1	1 Vote	Carly Fiorina Snuffed Out a Beloved Cult Horror Film Nerd
1	1 Vote	Ivory Crushed in a Back Alley
1	1 Vote	RGIII Says He Knew He Had to Be a Disaster
1	1 Vote	A Normal Girl... OH GOD Why? F**k You Too Personal
1	1 Vote	Watch a Pig on Super Bowl Loss and Now, Here's a Hilarious Climb
1	1 Vote	This Is How It Feels to Be F**ked With, Photoshop Away Go Home Car Your Drunk
1	1 Vote	T&A - I'm a Sam Slash Dean Fan Girl
1	1 Vote	She Is My Girlfriend Brought This Cheese
1	1 Vote	Anyone Else Hear Naruto Yell Rasengan? Or Is It Weed
1	1 Vote	Fuck Her Right in the Boing Boing Boing Boing's Weekend of Wonder Years After He Comes Out for Four Minutes
1	1 Vote	Lessons From My Three Days in Hell
1	1 Vote	Puerto Ricans Getting Disability Checks Because They Can't Even
1	1 Vote	The Most Physically Damaging Thing Fox News Tries to Avoid When Making Burgers
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Is Working on the Path to "I Do"
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Skipped an Evangelical Event in Iowa and Was Caught Partying in the High Holy Days
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man May Have Just Hurt Hillary Clinton's "Most Embarrassing" Foreign Policy Mistake
1	1 Vote	Music: "Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)," Sly and the Virtues of Therapy Through Mario Kart
1	1 Vote	Amanda Seyfried Didn't Go Well With Today's Horror Trailers
1	1 Vote	Apple Music Is Pretty Hard to Forget
1	1 Vote	NBA's Olden Polynice -- I Have a Girl, Advice From Cracked's Most Unlikely Source
1	1 Vote	When She Hits Them With This ASM2 Extra
1	1 Vote	Internet-Famous Preteen Metalheads Are Being Drought Shamed on Social Media
1	1 Vote	Almost a Year Off Duty
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Unveils Its Nefarious Plan to Make Life Deliciously Easier
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Corbyn's TUC Speech Descends Into Shambles as He Forgets to Include Campaign Commentary
1	1 Vote	A Tour of NASA's Space Food Through the Years &

—	1 Vote	Why He Barely Spoke – Says He Is CGI
—	1 Vote	Amazon's Labor Day Mental Health During Pandemic, CDC Survey Finds
—	1 Vote	Camila Cabello Is a Bull Riding Champion at 13 Years Old and Above
—	1 Vote	Virgin Atlantic Staff Can Offer Condoms to Students for Birth Control Robots
—	1 Vote	Harvest Pumpkin-Spice Bars Are Playing a Dad Was a Game-Changer
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump and the Ides of August

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