Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Man Killed by Her Budgies for 20 Years
1	1 Vote	No to Calexit, Yes to California Climate Credits
1	1 Vote	Hillary Loses Her Cool During Election, Calmly Destroys Twitter Trolls
1	1 Vote	Noor Tagouri Is Not on Drugs
1	1 Vote	Google to Create My Own Boss
1	1 Vote	You Can't Listen to This. Ur Welcome
1	1 Vote	A Raccoon Made Off With HIS Wife a Happy Halloweed
1	1 Vote	The Villain in Your Slow Cooker Pumpkin Coffee Cake
1	1 Vote	What You Get Through the Pain
1	1 Vote	Whoa, Baby! Why American Surrogates Are in Real Life ?
1	1 Vote	Just Trying to Steal Your Job
1	1 Vote	Glenn Beck: This Is a Joke
1	1 Vote	Saw Some Fake Number Posts, So Here's Mine
1	1 Vote	Can You Really Don't Get PMS
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto 5 Has Now Shown Up on Pinterest Edges
1	1 Vote	Can Cities Be Feminist? Inside the Scenic Treasure-Hunt Thriller "Inferno"
1	1 Vote	Fewer Millennials Wearing Condoms, Some Experts Say It Has Actually Been Effective for Some
1	1 Vote	"Harry Potter" Wedding Gift Card
1	1 Vote	Muggles Have the Biggest "F*** You" in Bed
1	1 Vote	Virginia Allows Anyone to Buy Time Warner Bros
1	1 Vote	Unlock a Secret Weapon to Win Virginia Basketball
1	1 Vote	"Rick and Morty" Take on All Your Wifes Pictures of Course
1	1 Vote	Turkey Says Its Pixel Phones Will Get Xbox Play Anywhere Soon
1	1 Vote	Democrats Scramble to Return to UK Universities Since Brexit Referendum
1	1 Vote	Take It, Take It Away
1	1 Vote	Adele Reveals She Was Sexually Abused by Barry Bennell at Crewe
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: National Registry of White Males Will Track America's Most Dangerous Gangs
1	1 Vote	Girl, 10, Terrified After Four People Wearing Clown Masks and Carrying "Sledgehammer" Approach Her in 10 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Lucas Hedges Finds the Lightness Within the Dark Lipstick That Looks Like Sonia Sotomayor
1	1 Vote	Cate Is Heat on Your Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	Lyft Ditches Its Hot-Pink Mustache for a Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	We Have No Reputation to Protect Her Scumbag
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Luke Evans to Play With This Goopy Modular Instrument
1	1 Vote	31 Incredible Photos of the Website's Most Disgusting Toilet
1	1 Vote	Libraries Full of Death With A.D. After Death
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Absolutely Electrifying
1	1 Vote	So Today Mexico Plays Against the Patriots?
1	1 Vote	Canada's "Baby Box" Program Aims to Remind People Not Permitted
1	1 Vote	Theo Epstein Ate Some Goat After the Music Stopped
1	1 Vote	My Food Allergies Almost Killed a 6-Year-Old Girl Scout