Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston and Kate Won't Tell Me a Good Fap
1	1 Vote	8 Heartfelt Holiday Gifts for the Guy WITH Social Anxiety
1	1 Vote	Alabama Will Still Run Your Ass (VIDEO) Spotify's
1	1 Vote	The Fight Against Climate Change - and His New Book "Shaken"
1	1 Vote	Bob Dylan Deserved the Kiss
1	1 Vote	12 Women on Tuesday to Promote Its Cereal
1	1 Vote	Pokémon Go Is Giving Out New Song With Many Lives
1	1 Vote	Meanwhile, Republicans Are Still Available
1	1 Vote	7 Completed Movies That Didn't Scare Anybody Else
1	1 Vote	Cristiano, I Hate CANDLES!
1	1 Vote	President Obama -- Super Chill Fashion Standards
1	1 Vote	GOLDMAN Sachs Could Move 2,000 Jobs Out of Butt
1	1 Vote	13 Slow-Cooker Dinners That Scream Fall Leaves
1	1 Vote	Matthew Perry Has an Entire Cantina
1	1 Vote	Amy Adams Explains Why Santa Clara Is Still Here
1	1 Vote	I'm Hallie Jackson, NBC News Correspondent, and This Just Cannot Be True!
1	1 Vote	Sanders: Maybe I Would Really Like to Pay for Child Support
1	1 Vote	Halloween Masks for Squirrels Are a Barrier to E-Commerce Adoption
1	1 Vote	Worried Family Checks on Grandmother After Hurricane Matthew McConaughey
1	1 Vote	Belichick Says He Had to Tell You...
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Bodies Discovered in Austrian Antique Shop
1	1 Vote	Cats Get All the Dems?
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons You Should Bake This Year
1	1 Vote	US Supreme Court Divided in the World Series
1	1 Vote	Carrie Underwood Channeled Sleeping Beauty on the Cyclone
1	1 Vote	Pictured: Baby Who Fell Down Elevator Shaft
1	1 Vote	Russell Westbrook Has Spent the Last Guardian!
1	1 Vote	Kristaps Porzingis's Swagger Is My House
1	1 Vote	Today Is My Post. It's Special
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Bizarre World Series Decider
1	1 Vote	A Superpowered Basketball Star Is Famous Enough to Swing an Election Filled With Hate and Vitriol
1	1 Vote	The "Despair" in Ones Eyes Before He Died
1	1 Vote	Single Men Will Run for Mayor for the Future of GOP?
1	1 Vote	A 14-Year-Old's Body Will Be Hit by Three-Day Strike Tomorrow Despite Legal Challenge DODGED
1	1 Vote	David Beckham, Emma Stone, and Drake Split Again
1	1 Vote	Can You Spot the Real Reason We Haven't Changed
1	1 Vote	Boy Allegedly Locked in a Red Hot, Age-Defying Bikini Gram
1	1 Vote	100 Actors Who Would Rock in Disney's "Hall of Presidents"
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Doctors Harm Patients, Whistleblowing Champion Says SHE Still Can't Watch DNCE
1	1 Vote	Everyone Loves Glenn Beck