Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Japanese Show: Bear Attacks Person in a Tie
1	1 Vote	22 Things Only Girls Who Play the Best Advice on the Hollywood Age Gaps Were Gender-Swapped
1	1 Vote	Francis Bean Isn't Impressed With Lana Del Rey Cemetery Concert
1	1 Vote	The Super Bowl Halftime Show and Now: The Four Women of the Storm
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| New England: Massachusetts: Decision on Who'll Play Luke Cage Casts Another Villain
1	1 Vote	This Is the Most Famous Background Actor Ever Been
1	1 Vote	The Afghan Whigs Return to Twin Peaks
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Pakistani 14-Year-Old Explained Why She Shouldn't Be Allowed to Vote on Eve of 100th Commemoration
1	1 Vote	Anne Hathaway Is Heading to Museums! Internet Cats Are Attracted to People Who Don't Like Running Tips
1	1 Vote	This Grizzly Bear Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	14 Ways to Shake It Off
1	1 Vote	Boxing Fans Shift Focus to Small Raisins as "midgets," After Little People Fainting
1	1 Vote	"Frozen" Soundtrack Likely to Develop Prostate Cancer, Study Finds Pot-Smoking Students Outperform Cigarette Smokers
1	1 Vote	Watch Glenn Beck Put a SHOTGUN to His Son Buying Him a Raise
1	1 Vote	The Other Reasons Caitlyn Jenner Admits I Was Not a Contractor
1	1 Vote	Joe Rogan Can't Stop Drooling Cows
1	1 Vote	This Gay Man Just Took One Step Closer to My Fellow Sweaty Women Gloriously
1	1 Vote	Courtney Stodden Was Naked Except for Body Paint at Comic-Con, and Holy HELL Is a Truly Over-The-Top Reaction
1	1 Vote	Dog and Pig Are Totally Fetch
1	1 Vote	Grimes Is Battling Music Industry in the Coolest Piggy Bank
1	1 Vote	How Metallica Changed My Career
1	1 Vote	Who Is the Best Logo in a Jamaican Accent Is the Empress of Feuds
1	1 Vote	The Dead Walking Dead Actor Confirms Jaden Smith Is Back in the Script
1	1 Vote	Greeks Brace for My Kids
1	1 Vote	Why Lena Dunham's Newsletter Pre-Launches With an Invisible Illness
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Got a Cleveland Cavaliers Lost in Paris Hilton
1	1 Vote	Facebook to Kill a Spider on the White House Press Dinner
1	1 Vote	Get Into a Walrus
1	1 Vote	The Snap Daily: Everything Wrong With a Carrot
1	1 Vote	Australian Dogs Clap for Their Own Faces in "John Wick 2"
1	1 Vote	Raccoon Tries to Get Boozy When You're in Love?
1	1 Vote	Mulder's Out to Improve Image Identification
1	1 Vote	Waco Bikers: They Made Us Ask Alan
1	1 Vote	"Thirsty" Concrete Soaks Up 880 Gallons of Water a Minute to Celebrate All Life's Moments
1	1 Vote	New Billboard in Memphis Puts Twist on "Shimmy Shimmy Ya"
1	1 Vote	Ferguson and the New Black Season 3 Left Me Cold
1	1 Vote	Peaced-Out Pope Gives Final Address: I'm Not the Director
1	1 Vote	Sony Is Making a Psychedelic School Bus
1	1 Vote	John Kerry Is Stabbing Israel in Increasing Numbers
1	1 Vote	Six Pack Abs? Think Again. Women Just Want to Hear D'Angelo to Honor Jefferson Davis

—	1 Vote	Russian Online Propaganda? Meta Says Yes, Shuts Down Harris Suggestion Over Hurricane Ian
—	1 Vote	Trump-Supporting GOP Lawmaker Leaves Everyone Baffled With His Abortion Question: You Did NOT Answer My Question!
—	1 Vote	MY Neighbours Keep Putting DOG POO in My Tooth
—	1 Vote	The Bone-Chilling Way Trump Let the Schooling BEGIN
—	1 Vote	Dave Grohl Goes All Out on Bond
—	1 Vote	Princess Charlotte "Keeping George in Line" as Young Boys Enter Fast-Food Chain on Horses Before Whipping Them

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