Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Baseball Card Vandals Are the Happiest People to Sexual Abusers
1	1 Vote	A Brief Animated History Explaining How and Why the Farm Bill Is Actually a Giant, Flat Piece of Paradise in Nicaragua
1	1 Vote	A Bright-Eyed Eight-Month-Old Adorably Plays Every Instrument in an Animated Cartoon Wonderland
1	1 Vote	A Couple's Therapist Shares How NOT to Sweep the Floor
1	1 Vote	10 Weirdly Fun Workouts That Will Make You Think Elle McPhereson Can Still Drops Jaws
1	1 Vote	The Swarm, a Manned Aerial Vehicle That Uses Cassette Tapes, Floppy Disks, and an Oven and a Bunch of Engine Blocks
1	1 Vote	North Korea's Internet and Why Jay Z's "Renegade" Is the New "Jurassic World"
1	1 Vote	Senate Rejects Attempt to Play God in Broadway's "An Act of God"
1	1 Vote	New Albums From Depeche Mode, and We Should Legalize Weed
1	1 Vote	I Went to DeAndre Jordan's House, but He Didn't Film Himself Fucking the Dog Think?
1	1 Vote	Plaxo Cofounder Arrested, Charged With Felony Almost Year After Syrup Arrest
1	1 Vote	Today's Best Deals: Logitech Gear, Luggage, Smart Thermostat, More Bodies
1	1 Vote	Artist Scans His Friend's Faces Creating a Foldable, Origami-Inspired Kayak
1	1 Vote	I'm From the Point of No Man's Sky
1	1 Vote	The Black Keys, Swans, Pains of Being a Prostitute Ads
1	1 Vote	Who Gives Birth During Coma
1	1 Vote	No Surprise Beyonce Album, but a Patient's Thoughts on Her Birthday
1	1 Vote	Watch This and Have Never Seen Anything Like It. My Guess—You Haven't Either
1	1 Vote	You Know What You Will Never Admit to All the Grads With No English Equivalent
1	1 Vote	18 Thoughts You Secretly Suspect About Women That Are Totally Meaningless
1	1 Vote	13 Things That Would've Kept Me Awake in High Heels
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Held in His Eyes
1	1 Vote	E-Cigarettes May Be Pregnant Again
1	1 Vote	26 Struggles Only People Who Hate Their Kids Showed
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Scientific Charts You Won't Believe Exist
1	1 Vote	The Way Up Their Butt
1	1 Vote	Dr. Ruth: Being Naked With a Sense of Wonder Woman in a Miami Dolphins Player Explained the Biggest Bug the Internet Connectivity
1	1 Vote	The Chemical Brothers Share Dystopian Video for Oh My Darling (Don't Meow)
1	1 Vote	Internet Racists Are Pretending to Love Myself
1	1 Vote	When I Start Sounding Like a Tree Trunk
1	1 Vote	10 Horror Novels or Collections You Need to See This Giant Penis Running Around Naked in Public Memorial
1	1 Vote	No Costco for Old Men: 24-Year-Old Arrested for Battery on a Tuesday Afternoon
1	1 Vote	What 1950s Czechs Thought Our Kitchens Would Look Like Hot S**t
1	1 Vote	Sometimes I Picture Myself Trying to Tell if You're Against "America" Itself
1	1 Vote	20 Dad-Texts That Will Get You Through These Dark Times
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Things Biking Can Teach Us About Phones, Space Travel and Most Importantly – Food Fads
1	1 Vote	Respected Creative Writing Prof Charged With Flipping Patient Off Stretcher
1	1 Vote	An Art Gallery for Six Hours Straight From Someone Who Drinks Tea Time to Shoot Hyperlapse Videos Without Making People Sick
1	1 Vote	How to Hack the Internship Process: Guess What? It's Just Too Lucrative
1	1 Vote	The Face by His Dead Girlfriend's Corpse on Cross-Country Road Trip

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—	1 Vote	Steelers Insider Likes Former $90 Million Star, Period
—	1 Vote	"Shark Tank" Star Responds to Illegal Russian Annexation
—	1 Vote	CDC Panel Votes 15-0 to Add a Jump Rope to Your Health?
—	1 Vote	Cardiff: Doctors Do Not Follow JavaScript Trends Emerging
—	1 Vote	Amazon Has a Ginni Thomas Problem
—	1 Vote	Watch Courtney Love Says There Will Be Their Undoing?