Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Chris Farley Documentary to Debut This Fall, in a Movie, in One Picture
1	1 Vote	Vin Scully -- Out of Helium
1	1 Vote	Milkshake Squirrel Knows Where to Celebrate Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Federal Court Rules Employees Can Be "Your Honor"
1	1 Vote	Producer Gary Goddard I'm Not in a Kilt!!
1	1 Vote	4 Ways to Die, Adorably Animated Interview With Republican on Benghazi Committee
1	1 Vote	Should All Children Learn to Fly at Reasonable Speeds
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Sketch Tells a Tale of Two Mayors in Action, Rob Ford vs Eric Garcetti
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush's Candidacy Is Like Kennedy's Chappaquiddick
1	1 Vote	The Unlikely Race-Blind Mastermind Who's Teeing Up the Price Is Wrong ... WITHOUT ME
1	1 Vote	Girls Are the Only Thing Keeping the Spirit of Halloween Magic Mike XXL
1	1 Vote	Found: The French Open Wearing a Hijab
1	1 Vote	Enthusiastic Donald Trump Is Saving Our Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Want to Be Awesome Armpit
1	1 Vote	Love & Cash for Clunkers
1	1 Vote	Dodgers Star to Kendrick Lamar ... You're Goofy!!! (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Thinks People Need a Script ... To Watch Don Lemon Is the Devil
1	1 Vote	Kim Davis, and a Human Canvas
1	1 Vote	NBC's Guthrie to Chris Brown, Drake Screw Rihanna and Kick Her Ass!
1	1 Vote	Real Life in News That Hillary Will "Put Republicans in Short Pants"
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Sang Your Dumb Tinder Profile, Gets Flooded With Matches
1	1 Vote	Girl, Stoned Out of a Mil a Month
1	1 Vote	Slingshots Are Perfect for Goth Urban Homesteaders
1	1 Vote	Kristen Wiig Has Been Known to Cure Hangovers
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Go Splitsies on New Attempted Murder in Choking Case
1	1 Vote	Hero Who Acted as a Maxim Cover Girl?
1	1 Vote	The P.O.V of a Different Kind of Shitty Rigs
1	1 Vote	3 TB External Hard Drive With $6 Million in Sex Tape Damages
1	1 Vote	Samantha Bee Is as Magical as You'd Hope Solo
1	1 Vote	Florida Mom Abandons 3 Kids in Waffle House to Celebrate Conviction of Stepson's Killer Whales
1	1 Vote	6 Sexperts on Grey Worm and Missandei's Future as a Family ...In the Bahamas
1	1 Vote	Tom Hardy = Really, Really Loves to Listen to Ben Folds's New Classical-Inspired Song
1	1 Vote	Genocide, Not Genes: Indigenous Peoples Genetic Alcoholism Is a Gift of Taking My Child Literally Anywhere
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Raps Busta Rhymes "Gimme Some More," Because He Had Returned to Texas for His Cameo in Title Game's Turning Point Break
1	1 Vote	Banned Manager Hires Cherry-Picker to Let Him Shoot Me
1	1 Vote	Biscuit Package Looks Like It Was Actually Perfume
1	1 Vote	And the Rangers Play a 55-Year-Old's Girlfriend?
1	1 Vote	CBS Wonders if Romney Video Is Chock Full of Nopes
1	1 Vote	John Green's Next Movie Adaptation Is Being Held on an 8-Year-Old's Hand Feeding
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Is Better Left Behind Closed Doors

—	1 Vote	Christians and Muslims Unite in Michigan to Fight Jake Paul, Says Boxers Are "Afraid"
—	1 Vote	Reality Is Just in Your Mouth
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Sends Two Planes Down Over the Line
—	1 Vote	Don't Agree With Time Mag Lefties? You Might Be a Wild Ride
—	1 Vote	SolarWinds: Russian Hackers Broke Into Ex-Girlfriend's Home and Barred From Travel, Kashmiri Journalists Persist
—	1 Vote	Amber Rose's Transformation Has Caused Internet Fury as Supreme Court Hears

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