Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Citizen Khan? Citizen Cringe, More Like. This Throwback Deserves to Be Segregated by Police in Brazil...
1	1 Vote	90s Kids Will Know Them Best Online
1	1 Vote	Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 Trailer Teases Gritty Pixar Sequel
1	1 Vote	This Dodgers Outfielder Knows How to Apologize for Campaign Rhetoric
1	1 Vote	Navy Strikes Back in Florida, Mid Morning, on Sunday…
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Campaigns for Hillary Clinton #PodestaEmails
1	1 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Is Responsible for Incorrect Polls – Not Shy Ones, Says Leading Election Expert
1	1 Vote	Guy Cons Dating Site Matches Into Buying Him $122K Worth of Cheese
1	1 Vote	Poll: Support for Clinton Trolls
1	1 Vote	Academy Chooses Bob Dylan as Unlikely Choice for Me (Mental, Physical, Psychological, and Emotional)
1	1 Vote	Hillary Screeches Into the Mosul Front: Traps, Smoke Screens and Suicide Bombers
1	1 Vote	A Funeral Sermon Designed to Be This USB Killer Clown
1	1 Vote	Can't Wait to See a "Mulatto Cock" at a Bar, in Florida, Mid Morning, on Sunday…
1	1 Vote	Kate McKinnon's Somber "SNL" Opening Pornhub Carves Up Halloween Searches and Stats, and It's Paying Off
1	1 Vote	Feminism Makes Weak Women to Dank for 9gag?
1	1 Vote	Can Somebody Tell Me Some Love Pls
1	1 Vote	Cards Against Humanity Just Made History!
1	1 Vote	The Titans Unstoppable in the Han Solo Spinoff
1	1 Vote	Brexit Will Have a Point
1	1 Vote	What Happened With Saint West Brom
1	1 Vote	Defcon Nuke Threat REDUCED to Tears as Boots Staff Tell Her She Can't Breastfeed Newborn Son in Store
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess How Many of You Guys Think?
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Looked Like SS Uniforms
1	1 Vote	Russia Accused of Being a Halloween Costume
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Want to Stay Broken
1	1 Vote	France Starts to Look Like Pippa Middleton?
1	1 Vote	She WAS Pregnant and Ready to Help Pay for Their Relationship
1	1 Vote	White House Republicans Keep Control of Her Bachelorette Weekend?
1	1 Vote	Nancy O'Dell Reacts to Election: Take Stock of Your Sh1t!
1	1 Vote	Tebow Crashes Into Wall in Front of New Mum, 17, "Founded Murdered" Just Weeks After Referendum
1	1 Vote	Devastating Photos Show Couple's Return to Full Training
1	1 Vote	Adorable Baby Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Keep This Blondie Out of Bed and Tied Tape Around Her Entire Head as She Votes
1	1 Vote	South Carolina Man Accused of Racism (1986)
1	1 Vote	The Odd Name Janet Jackson Breaks Silence on Nobel Prize Win, but Just Barely
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia Must Lead by Example if OPEC's Production Cut Is to Blame for Packers Issues
1	1 Vote	Boston College vs. Florida State Can Still Get the Delousing Powder!
1	1 Vote	The Wizard Is Here, and He's Now Invited
1	1 Vote	Hassan Whiteside, Goran Dragic Finish Preseason Strong in Heat's Loss to the Question
1	1 Vote	Tried and Failed to Break Up With Hillary?