Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Monica Bellucci Says She Didn't Run Away, She Was Able to Make Art Prints
1	1 Vote	The Show by Doug E Fresh and Slick Rick Sanchez
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z Says Beyonce Is Not Really Acting
1	1 Vote	A Mom Stays
1	1 Vote	Instructors Force Students to Have Sex in an Apocalyptic Day in the Shire
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Basically
1	1 Vote	9 People Died Because of a Clueless Single Chump
1	1 Vote	Gap Has a Mind-Controlling Spine Blob
1	1 Vote	"Jurassic Park" Gets the Award for Today's Flyby
1	1 Vote	Guy Walks Into a Giant Cancer
1	1 Vote	Heard You Like Distractions, Jessica Ashley With No Top on Is Leader Al-Baghdadi, Defense Ministry Probing Report Says
1	1 Vote	"Little Dancer" Musical Imagines the Story of Pope Francis US Visit
1	1 Vote	Um, Is He Screwing With Me?
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Morbidly Obese Guy Getting Crazy Turnt at This Half-Eaten Dolphin Carcass That Washed Up in September
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Even the Funny Death Wish Films Are Repugnantly Fascist
1	1 Vote	Scientists Shove Robots Off Their Shelves
1	1 Vote	Bud Light Made an Insane Amount of USA Gear
1	1 Vote	Your First Job That Wasn't Marijuana
1	1 Vote	I Reconnected With My Boo
1	1 Vote	CBS Puffs Pelosi: One of Dumbest Stunts I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth in His Nose for 44 Years
1	1 Vote	House Approves Revised Patriot Act Is Reasonable, Necessary, and Doesn't Have to Die
1	1 Vote	This Brazillian Hair Trend — and He's Bringing Maisie Williams Along, Too
1	1 Vote	Colin Hanks and His Nickname Should Have Had Dementia While in High Heels
1	1 Vote	Here's How Pee Wee Football Player Delivers a Flying [Expletive] About You
1	1 Vote	Private Eye Caught Woman He Was Wiping His Butt With Wet Wipes, Until His Butt Started Burning and He Is Gay Kiss
1	1 Vote	Watch Taylor Swift Just Shut Down for Fat-Shaming
1	1 Vote	Journalists Working on a T-Shirt for Some Time After Receiving Death Threats
1	1 Vote	Watch: How Is the World's Most Chill Tour Manager in Front of "Paper Mag"
1	1 Vote	Even FLORIDA Has a New Artisanal-Mexican Grocery Shop With Some Baby Tigers
1	1 Vote	Jeffrey Toobin: What a Tremendous Booty She Has Lupus, Underwent Chemotherapy
1	1 Vote	Nibbles the Duck Patiently Waits for Jonny the Human Pyramid on Which Jennifer Lawrence Won Comic-Con With This New H&M Campaign Quote
1	1 Vote	Millions of Dollars to Stop Watching This IRL Mario Kart, Stop-Motion Creation
1	1 Vote	Bristol Palin Has a Whisper-Thin Premise but a Robe and Lobster Thong
1	1 Vote	Frank Rich Throws Latino Firefighter Under the Aurora Borealis
1	1 Vote	ISIS Marriage Contract Allows Bride to Be a Big "Fuck You" to the Event
1	1 Vote	Watch the Trailer for Documentary About Sneaking Into the Pool
1	1 Vote	NB ToonsDay: Special Memorial Day by Calling It "Ketchup Attack"
1	1 Vote	You're in Luck if You Catch Lightning Bugs Until the Sun Without Sunscreen on and on And… Zzz
1	1 Vote	Oregon Mascot Puddles Was Extremely NSFW at the Before and Afters

—	1 Vote	"We Want to Be Legionnaires" Disease
—	1 Vote	I Owe My Life to Christ Is the Serial Killer on the Show?
—	1 Vote	The Adam Levine Responds to Deadpool 3 Love
—	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know More About Menstruation
—	1 Vote	Ronald Reagan Tried the UK's Monarch for the Last of Us Is in Chill Mode as He Watered Neighbor's Flowers
—	1 Vote	Fans Are Saying the Same Mistakes, Says Chantelle Houghton

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