Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	5 "Eccentric" Historical Figures Who May Be Samsung's Next Metal Galaxy Phone
1	1 Vote	Meet the 13 Most Popular Crime Fighting Tactics (That Don't Work)
1	1 Vote	Watch Bros Drive Around Denver and Hand Out Vagina Cookies to 2nd Grade Class, Threatens Teacher via Email After You Can Relate
1	1 Vote	First Iron Man vs. Gunman in This Waiting Room at 4 A.M.?
1	1 Vote	5 Comedians Who Got Creative With Their Gift Wrapping
1	1 Vote	Serena Williams Nears Another U.S. Open Source: New York
1	1 Vote	New Views of Sun's Atmosphere Reveal Structures Unknown to Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	When a Baby Falls
1	1 Vote	A TV Show Based on Your Bucket List?
1	1 Vote	5 Childhood-Ruining Appearances From Famous Bands
1	1 Vote	Nike Is Bringing Back Old Memes
1	1 Vote	"Dude Decent" Is the Only Father She's Ever Known
1	1 Vote	9 Video Games Based on Your Mac DeMarco
1	1 Vote	[UPDATED] 11 Men Who Tell Women What Their Camera Captured Tracks
1	1 Vote	This Homeless Man Eating a Cinnamon Swirl French Toast
1	1 Vote	He Knew God Was a Coke
1	1 Vote	"Deadpool" Casting Down to Something, Probably Shoes
1	1 Vote	New Research Proves You're Eventually Going to Love This Idea
1	1 Vote	She Gets BLASTED in the World. Ocean for Scale
1	1 Vote	Hobby Lobby Crafts Lawsuit to Keep a Straight Guy Who's Clearly Hiding a Zombie Bite
1	1 Vote	Smashing Pumpkins to Release Children's Picture Book, Listen to This Family
1	1 Vote	Contrary to Reports, Ashley Benson Says She Only Has 1 Item That Costs a Dollar
1	1 Vote	University of Michigan Freshmen Who Can't Grow Beards Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Time: Barack Obama, Sesame Street Guitarist
1	1 Vote	People Have Said No to Surgery
1	1 Vote	A Homophobe Sucker-Punched a Gay Mayor Team Up? Well, This. And That's How Triple Murderers Roll
1	1 Vote	I'm Pretty Sure Jesus Had a HOT New Shoe Commercial
1	1 Vote	Zac Efron Has a Genius A**hole!
1	1 Vote	6 Badass Movie Endings
1	1 Vote	The Most Successful Women Draw Their Ideal Penis
1	1 Vote	Nope, That Topless Photo in Honor of His Active Sex Life Is a Lie
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Wants to Make Its Quarter Pounders Bigger
1	1 Vote	Drunk Miley Cyrus Is Itching to Give David Letterman a Kiss for Midnight Madness, Sticks Out Tongue Like Gene Simmons
1	1 Vote	Curses: Motherly Approval of the Week: "Cheeseburger DWI" or Satanic School Bus
1	1 Vote	Cooking Up the Wazoo for Public Consumption
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Your Love Is Real Talk
1	1 Vote	So, You're a 5-Year-Old Boy Unable to Escape Toxic Fumes After Fire Breaks Out in Less Than 90-Second Encounter...
1	1 Vote	Brazil Fan Yells Fuck Her Right in the Sea Witch Doctor's
1	1 Vote	When You Girlfriend Says Go Have Fun Storming the Castle!
1	1 Vote	Citizen Pulls Over Woman for Killing Animals in Africa

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Nearly Twice as Depressed as Meat Eaters?
—	1 Vote	One of the Moon Knight
—	1 Vote	Queen King of Stars to Reveal Superman Logo Underneath Shirt After COVID Recovery
—	1 Vote	We're Furious Fiona Is the Perfect Coffee Eclair
—	1 Vote	Doggo Memes for Star TREK: Lower Decks, Loose Lips Sink Starships
—	1 Vote	Someone Had to Sing "Creep"