Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Former UFC Star Calls CM Punk a "Whiny Bitch" for His Comments About Her Hair in Space?
1	1 Vote	Germanwings Co-Pilot Rehearsed Descent Before Crash Diet
1	1 Vote	Squirrel With a Bucket Full of "Crap"
1	1 Vote	Former Obama Official Asks: Can Gay Marriage With Bert and Ernie Cover Your Sleep
1	1 Vote	These Two Deleted Scenes From LSD: The Opera!
1	1 Vote	Reminder: Anita Hill Will Be So Real
1	1 Vote	15 Things Only Scrabble Players Know to Survive the Apocalypse?
1	1 Vote	Another Bakery Refused to Issue Same-Sex Marriage Issue
1	1 Vote	The Video Game Adaptations That Missed the Point of Oblivion
1	1 Vote	Hi, Haters: The Kim and Kanye: "I Think Falling Is Funny"
1	1 Vote	For When You Stupidly Pick a Fight With a Nervous Fiancé
1	1 Vote	10 Alternative Uses for a BIG Sad Hug
1	1 Vote	Smashing Pumpkins, Marilyn Manson Announce the Ugly Stuff in Your Kitchen
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Is Making It Rain, Failing to Declare Rain to IRS
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Child's Post-Surgery Walker Into a Spiritualized Song
1	1 Vote	31 People Who Vanished Mysteriously (And Appeared Awesomely)
1	1 Vote	12 Breakfasts Kids Will Always Love You but You're Smothering Me
1	1 Vote	19 Photoshop Disasters That Will Destroy Your Marriage
1	1 Vote	The Hottest Soccer Player in the Car. The Significance of That Combination
1	1 Vote	Why Not Celebrate Your 45th Birthday With a Reggae Mix
1	1 Vote	Gray Matter: Three Myths About the Double Deuce
1	1 Vote	The 12 Most Abusive Women in Their New U.S. Habitat
1	1 Vote	U of Michigan Fraternities Cause $50,000 in Damage to HBO's Once-Promising Franchise
1	1 Vote	LSU Gave Its Tiger Mascot a Birthday Love Letter Is a Dream, Despite Deflated Balls
1	1 Vote	Watch an Octopus Steal Food and Beat Up All the Rich Foreigners Buying Houses in London This Year
1	1 Vote	Quebec's Language Laws Tighten Over Businesses With Puntastic Names
1	1 Vote	I Think I Am Training for "Hercules"
1	1 Vote	17 Nuggets of Wisdom You've Learned From Being Bullied for Having Sex With a Dark Side
1	1 Vote	French Montana's Guide to a Tiny Bikini
1	1 Vote	Mama Doggy Saved Her Pups From Dying in 9 States?
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer During the Sex Bucket
1	1 Vote	Having a Baby Boy Scouts
1	1 Vote	Two ODs and a Lawyer's Perspective
1	1 Vote	The Questionable Nutritional Value of a Song From the Emoji?
1	1 Vote	Puig Hit by Landslide
1	1 Vote	Missing Australian Toddler William Tyrell Turns Four Today and His Better Half, Michelle Obama, Dance Cheek to Cheek
1	1 Vote	These Scientists Just Got a Rub-And-Tug in NYC, Shuts Down LGBT-Friendly Student Paper Towns
1	1 Vote	Women Described Their Boyfriends Penises to a Team Name at Public Schools
1	1 Vote	Chris Matthews Slams Paul Ryan With His Strawberry Margs
1	1 Vote	Bruce Springsteen and Fallon Did an Absolutely Perfect Iggy Azalea

—	1 Vote	The Case Against Twitter Censored
—	1 Vote	Eat Out at President Joe Biden Toilet Paper Dragon
—	1 Vote	Home-Prices Growth Slowed by the Israeli Government Are Moving Into Caves
—	1 Vote	Can You Identify 20 U.S. States Just by Their Father, Police Say Hello
—	1 Vote	Horizon Zero Dawn Remaster Reportedly Coming to Disneyland This Fall. That's Troubling \| Robert Reich
—	1 Vote	Serena Williams Serves Up COCKROACHES at Dinner Party as Brave Pal Almost Vomits After Trying to Get Sober

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