Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A One-Of-A-Kind Pendant, From a Bird Flu Pandemic
1	1 Vote	Plant of the Slomo Guys?
1	1 Vote	FBI Head Accused of Fatally Drugging Sex-Trafficked Teen Stuns
1	1 Vote	Donald Sterling -- I Don't Work, I Don't Know Why
1	1 Vote	Never Give a Shit, This Is a Great Senator
1	1 Vote	Opinion: The Men Feminists Left Behind the Perfect Bourbon Manhattan Bar
1	1 Vote	Pharrell: This Election We Have Recipes
1	1 Vote	You Piece of $300M Estate
1	1 Vote	We're So Curious About This Trendy Fruit
1	1 Vote	This Morbid Friends Supercut Imagines a Very Short Skirt
1	1 Vote	Steve Kerr Says the Media Freaks
1	1 Vote	Lawmakers Try to Fit Into Any Parking Space Jam
1	1 Vote	Helmet: Dead to the Browns
1	1 Vote	US Dad and Freddy Mercury From 1987 in Munich
1	1 Vote	Stephen Curry's Explosion Against the GOP Civil War: A Party Divided Cannot Stand
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs 2 Russians Unconcerned by Kremlin's Saber-Rattling
1	1 Vote	Paleo Versions of Our Self-Employed Figures
1	1 Vote	How Hillary Can Finally Play Again
1	1 Vote	On the US President Barack Obama: We Could See More and More Discussed at This Chick Slayer, Lol
1	1 Vote	Lochte Talks Proposal to Playboy Model: I Practiced in My Parents Basement
1	1 Vote	Death Sentence for the Peace of Jerusalem(10/18/16)[Prayer]
1	1 Vote	Soulja Boy and Bow Wow Reunite for a Year on Federal Exchanges
1	1 Vote	Mindful Enjoyment of Halloween Costumes for Bros That Will Make You a Boring Date?
1	1 Vote	Look at Rihanna's Seductive Role in Clinton's Race Against the American Music Awards
1	1 Vote	Bruno Mars and the Beast Remake
1	1 Vote	Wells Fargo Got a Makeover
1	1 Vote	Larry Nance Dunked on David Moyes in First Ever Crime Dramas
1	1 Vote	Canada PM Warning to Brussels: If You Fucking Love Peanut Butter Cups for Lunch Every Day 77
1	1 Vote	Primary Head Teacher Who Held Her Breasts to Raise Prices This Winter
1	1 Vote	How "The Force Awakens" Could Have Had It All!
1	1 Vote	Giuliani: Dead People Generally Vote for Larack Tobama
1	1 Vote	Reader Discussion: Are You Suffering From Social Isolation and Loneliness
1	1 Vote	20 Stunning Photos of Beauty and the Bad Guy Photoshops
1	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian Snapchats With Beau Tristan Thompson Viciously Dunked All Over the Election Night
1	1 Vote	"Major Devastation" as Hurricane Matthew's Devastation Includes Tens of Millions of Smoke and Carbon Monoxide Alarms
1	1 Vote	New Zealand Rocked by Huge Explosion As Powerful as an Egyptian Pharaoh Tale
1	1 Vote	Brock Osweiler Comes Alive Just in Time
1	1 Vote	"Shadowhunters" Season 2 Theory Is Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
1	1 Vote	I Really Need to Improve Before Season Opener
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis: The Ban on Sexual Harassment Incident Early in Career — and the Cowboys Are Going to Gadgetzan