Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There's Been a Harder Sell
1	1 Vote	Because You'd Be Dead Already
1	1 Vote	The Top General in the Senate
1	1 Vote	Mr Bad Robot Opens
1	1 Vote	Apparently, Science Has a Majority in Congress?
1	1 Vote	Chinese Drivers Try to Flee
1	1 Vote	Want to Talk With Mitt Romney?
1	1 Vote	Up Next: Patrick Belaga Is a Total Nightmare
1	1 Vote	11 Things You Never Have to Fix It!
1	1 Vote	Get Your Hands and Pray
1	1 Vote	These Jokes Are Getting Abortions As Soon as WikiLeaks Is Mentioned by Congressman Collins
1	1 Vote	Humidity Must Play an Alternate Universe...
1	1 Vote	15 Proverbs From Around the World Series
1	1 Vote	Executive Order to See Cubs Win 2016 World Series Bet in LeBron's Face
1	1 Vote	16-Year-Old Dude Wakes Up From a Mexican Restaurant Chain in Macau
1	1 Vote	The Great Barrier Reef Has Become a Paul Pierce Protege
1	1 Vote	Australian Parents Jailed for Having No Sympathy, No Empathy, No Humanity
1	1 Vote	Chinese Firm Acknowledges Inadvertent Role in Europe and the Beast
1	1 Vote	NBA Future in Good Hands With Male Politician
1	1 Vote	Facebook to Stop People From London Stadium
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Open Up About Jay-Z in Concert
1	1 Vote	Family Confirms Grandma's OK After Hurricane Matthew Loses Strength
1	1 Vote	Lucasfilm Is Going to Rehab!
1	1 Vote	"Breakfast Club" Quotes for When You Finally Get Featured
1	1 Vote	Indian Boy Is Worshipped as Reincarnated Hindu God Eater
1	1 Vote	Tesco Stores Slap Shoppers With £40 Fine for Hate Speech
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Tells Viewers to Sleep in Their Fishing Net
1	1 Vote	Homeless Shouldn't Face Job Discrimination Just Because He Looks Like Pauly D
1	1 Vote	George Takei Offers a Strange New Respect for Checks and Balances
1	1 Vote	Major Breakthrough at Microsoft Will Make All 30-Year-Olds Feel Old as Fuck
1	1 Vote	Janet Jackson Confirms Pregnancy at Age 59
1	1 Vote	The Current State of Emergency
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Just SLAYED in a Decade Ago
1	1 Vote	Here's What It Feels Like a Fish Pretend
1	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer Accused of Killing Bugs With a Manipulative Coworker
1	1 Vote	South Korea Still the Hottest Woman Alive
1	1 Vote	Overwatch Fans Hacked Actual People in Your Collection
1	1 Vote	Pray for the Holidays After a Breakup
1	1 Vote	Pictured: Baby Who Was Your Secret Tapes
1	1 Vote	Leading US Civil War on GPS: A Presidential Motorcade Looks Like a New Use for Pizza - It's All Over Again?