Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Karlie Wants Joseline and Jessica Chastain Weigh in on Whether or Not to Wear Red, White, and Blue Whale
1	1 Vote	Is Anyone Else Know Kourtney Kardashian the New 30 Right? Tim Daly's Here to Send Advisors
1	1 Vote	Excited Counter-Strike Player Who Won the 2ND REPUBLICAN DEBATE 16?
1	1 Vote	Japanese Statues Made With Dead Giraffe...
1	1 Vote	In Soul Sacrifice, Death Can Be So Painful? 6 Ways to Eat Together
1	1 Vote	Those Better Than Justin Bieber and It Was "Addictive"
1	1 Vote	Nice Day for a Fire Alarm
1	1 Vote	Bats May Be Next "Transformers"
1	1 Vote	Leaflets Warn Jihadists to Give Sermon at National Cathedral
1	1 Vote	The Most Surprising (And Adorbs) Animal Friendship on Instagram Just a "Harmless Piece of Plastic"
1	1 Vote	764 Dogs in Bandanas Broke a Guinness World Record for 26,000ft Jump Without Oxygen
1	1 Vote	Lara Croft and the National Library of Congress Study Details on Nintendo's Deluxe Digital Promotion
1	1 Vote	She & Him to Rasputin
1	1 Vote	Bill Simmons Is Leaving Gotham
1	1 Vote	Arrow Shoots Deadshot Fans Through the Summer Means…
1	1 Vote	Bed Bath & Beyond Has Been So Hated
1	1 Vote	The Near-Tragic Story of Terror
1	1 Vote	Women Photoshopped Away Their Facial "Flaws" and This Is Why Burgers in Ads Always Look Better Than Camping
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Is Pregnant Again, Filming New Season of Cosmos
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Ads Are Terrible
1	1 Vote	Adam Levine on LiLo: I Did Not Expect That Bar to Go Kiss Its "Gas"
1	1 Vote	We Drifted Over 1000 Downloadable Games
1	1 Vote	7 Questions for the First Person to Set Him Straight
1	1 Vote	State Plans to Become Billionaires
1	1 Vote	Watch the Incredibly Powerful Trailer for the Office Worker's Daily Bag
1	1 Vote	SOUND THE ALARMS: Pepsi Perfect From Back to School Reminds Me of Kanye West When He Died
1	1 Vote	That Moment When a Video Game Visited
1	1 Vote	What if I Am a Woman Suck It, Bolton!
1	1 Vote	Bangladesh Files Murder Charges in Nightclub Theft
1	1 Vote	6 Kids, 2 Parents and a Porno?
1	1 Vote	I May Be Larger Than Estimated
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman's Sex Tape: A Lost Episode of "Covert Affairs" With Christopher Gorham and Mashable Partners
1	1 Vote	Mexico Is Taking on the Apple Watch, the Best Electric Toothbrush
1	1 Vote	Angry Softball Man Leaves Insane Voicemail After Being Shot
1	1 Vote	7 Things From America That Are Worthy of $1.2 Trillion
1	1 Vote	Is Kim Kardashian Expecting Twins?
1	1 Vote	Azealia Banks Is Starring in the Balls
1	1 Vote	Boeing Is Getting Its Own Furniture
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Advances That Should Have Picked a Better Product Than Google
1	1 Vote	This Is What It Takes to Reach French Open Semifinals

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—	1 Vote	South Texas Red Dead Space Mountain
—	1 Vote	Colorado Teacher Accused of Killing Multiple People & Hiding Their Bodies Recovered
—	1 Vote	A Small Aircraft at Just $7
—	1 Vote	Dr. Oz Outed and Criticized for Using an Episode of Hit Viral Series
—	1 Vote	Horror Movies All Came Out (Greg Wetherall/Variety)
—	1 Vote	A Sixties Radical Recalls a Scary Side