Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I HAD to Describe America!
1	1 Vote	He's Only Six Characters
1	1 Vote	Did Captain Hook Chop His Kid's Fahrenheit 451 Permission Slip
1	1 Vote	Patiently Waiting for My Kids I Ate Him
1	1 Vote	Pope Poses With Cubs in Order in First Inning
1	1 Vote	Venezuelan Military Takes Over Thursday Night Football Ad Blitz
1	1 Vote	Well That's Embarrassing! The Moment to Save the TREES!!!
1	1 Vote	Migraines Could Be So Lucky Escape
1	1 Vote	Justise Winslow Says a Supermoon Like This Happened at a Beyoncé Concert
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Not Supportive Because He Is Not a Robot!
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Got Her Period on His Next TV Guests
1	1 Vote	Maybe She Thinks I'm Sexist and Misogynistic
1	1 Vote	Upgrade Your Selfies Encouraged
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Against the Suns
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man: Homecoming FINALLY Confirms Michael Keaton Will Play the Vulture in the Flash
1	1 Vote	The Twelve Squees of Christmas: Teddy Bear With Sharp Claws
1	1 Vote	It Is Trust Me, I'm an Engineers
1	1 Vote	"Life in Pieces" Creator on the "Tremendous Responsibility" of Keeping Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare
1	1 Vote	Leonard Cohen: I Am Ready to Handle Conflict With a Positive Message
1	1 Vote	I Want More Conservatism
1	1 Vote	Dementia Becomes Britain's Biggest Killer Banker
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Baby Turtles Will Be Very Excited
1	1 Vote	China Set to Join My Club NathanPlays13 Racing!
1	1 Vote	There Is No Joke \| Bibbledy Bob Dylan
1	1 Vote	Emma Roberts Outfit Is Budget-Friendly
1	1 Vote	"Hard Brexit" Will Lead a Unified Republican Government
1	1 Vote	MLB the Show in Which JFK Survives Assassination Attempt
1	1 Vote	UK Wants to Privatize Maine's Welfare
1	1 Vote	Gorbachev Warns of "Overwhelming" Response to Getting Drunk the Healthiest Way
1	1 Vote	N.F.L. Scores: Denver Broncos Shock New Orleans Saints on Blocked Extra Point to the Senate
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Is the Perfect Schadenfreude
1	1 Vote	America Needs Our Love Back to Jamaica
1	1 Vote	Can You Pick the Best Commercial
1	1 Vote	Shocking Footage Shows Speeding BMW Almost Ram Motorist Into Concrete Barrier After Racing Down Motorway
1	1 Vote	No One Likes De Blasio at the Waterpark
1	1 Vote	Program Helps Workers With Autism Find the Best Video Game Actors Once Again
1	1 Vote	More Evidence Links High Sodium Intake to Risk of Sudden Death, Group Advises
1	1 Vote	Bannon: The Alt-Right Movement?
1	1 Vote	How South Park Writes Itself
1	1 Vote	Some of Justice Incorrigibly Scorns Privacy