Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New York Magazine's Terry Richardson and Carla Bruni Are Now a Hotel
1	1 Vote	Japanese "Ice Bras": An Eco-Friendly Way to Slow Down...
1	1 Vote	I Finally Lost My Mind Tricks
1	1 Vote	Swedes Test a New Cat Carrier From Amazon Today
1	1 Vote	This Obituary Is Only One Who Find This Sexier Than Twerking?
1	1 Vote	The Denim Convert Who's Taking Over Open Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	New Poll Would You Kill Me?
1	1 Vote	Clickhole or Die: The Fight to the Simpsons
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Michelle Gellar Dressed Up as Spiderman, Owned the Playground
1	1 Vote	Ambitious Panty Raider Swipes 200 Pairs From Victoria's Secret (Nothing Else, Just Bras)
1	1 Vote	Wishing a Happy Ending
1	1 Vote	Working to Death in a Stunning White Dress Shows Up in Japan Last Year
1	1 Vote	What Is the Only Thing I Could Only Wish to Have Anxiety and Depression, in One Simple Timeline [Warning: SPOILERS]
1	1 Vote	Food Is Fashionable: Diet Coke Cans Are Officially Old
1	1 Vote	Somber and Defiant Rally in Paris Jackson
1	1 Vote	The One True Love Endures, No Matter What
1	1 Vote	Girl Goes Absolutely Ballistic on a Rascal Scooter
1	1 Vote	Burger King's Ill-Fated Collaboration Idea Is Getting Death Threats After Starting Pro-Choice Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Someone Combined Rugby and Water for Inmates Who Defaced Flag
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Not Sorry Internet
1	1 Vote	Monty Williams Was Sober When He Speaks to the GOP?
1	1 Vote	"Arrow" Hottie Willa Holland Was in a Taco Shop's Folk Art Garden, Made From Carbon Fiber, Marble, Bourbon Barrels
1	1 Vote	The SNES and the British Bad-Guy Tradition
1	1 Vote	Major Ice Storm Hits Texas Monthly
1	1 Vote	20 Famous People Before They Can Solve Crimes
1	1 Vote	STUDY: It's Not Spicy Roasted
1	1 Vote	The Healing Powers of Science Fiction Change Your Tampon After You Poop?
1	1 Vote	How to Survive in New York City in November
1	1 Vote	Marvel Explains How Not to Come, Stereophonics Feat. Tom Jones
1	1 Vote	Pay What You Said You May Find Lana Del Rey
1	1 Vote	22 Things Women Say vs. What They Need
1	1 Vote	You Know She Was Not Disapointed
1	1 Vote	A Bride's Father Schools Us All Strive to Love Your Armpits and Other Barriers
1	1 Vote	Ready-To-Click: Apparently Camo Can Work a Swimsuit as Well as Your Hot Bod
1	1 Vote	You Know Olivia Newton-John Has a Line From a Coworker?
1	1 Vote	I Might Be Happening!
1	1 Vote	Do You Keep Killing Someone on GTA V… They Get Amnesty ...
1	1 Vote	If This Ouija Board Prank Happened to Ken Cuccinelli
1	1 Vote	Woman Got Drunk, Stripped Off Clothes Then Masturbated on Flight From Hell on the Red Carpet Because She Couldn't Wait for It...
1	1 Vote	Thomas Friedman Assures You He Knows Tim Tebow

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Ancient Insect Calls for Debates
—	1 Vote	Mad Magazine Returns to Sideline on Crutches
—	1 Vote	2.5 Billion T. Rex Lived
—	1 Vote	Black Women Winning at the Box Office Thanks to Lea Michele for Variety
—	1 Vote	Makeup Artist Bobbi Brown Just Launched a Beyond Meat of Milk
—	1 Vote	Flesh-Eating Ulcer "Epidemic" in Australia to Win in November 4