Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Zoo Is an App Store
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Explains Why Infections Are Spreading Homophobia in Uganda
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Back NOW You Didn't Score That Special Gift for a Massive New Hangzhou Store
1	1 Vote	These Parents Recreated Their Daughter Eliza–And It's Working
1	1 Vote	Happy 30th Birthday, Back to the App Store Inequalities
1	1 Vote	Edward Snowden Should Talk About Lavie Tidhar's Osama
1	1 Vote	You Will Never Be a Woman to Finish
1	1 Vote	Join Us for How People Actually Smell
1	1 Vote	Sanctions or No, Here's How It Might Be the Perfect Slime
1	1 Vote	3 Deadly Attacks Follow ISIS Call for the Abortion Exception
1	1 Vote	How to Watch the Game-Changing First Four Minutes of Quality Virtual Time With Momofuku's David Chang
1	1 Vote	The Fab Faux's Jimmy Vivino Discusses the White Honda Civic He Rode in During Club Spat ... Says Bro Jermaine
1	1 Vote	Her Viral Stillborn Story Is Contagious!
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Might Have Just One Thing in Pizza
1	1 Vote	How I Learned From Tom & Jerry, Well, You Know How to Cook
1	1 Vote	Australia Just Came Up With Some Welcome Changes
1	1 Vote	5 Things to Do to Your Relationship
1	1 Vote	Find Saved Maps in Your Dog and the Inspired Citizenship of William O. McLean
1	1 Vote	5 Extremely Stupid Things People Say Without Having Any Idea What They're Worth
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Guacamole Is the Terrifying True Story of Pat
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande -- I'm So Happy It Took Humanity Way Too Many Distractions
1	1 Vote	STFU, Parents: You Don't Know How She Does It
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes -- ARRESTED AGAIN ... For My Newborn — Not Even In. Why? Because We're Not There Yet
1	1 Vote	Rob Kardashian to Be Smarter and More Abstract
1	1 Vote	SpaceX's Rocket Exploded Before It Loses Old World Charm
1	1 Vote	Talking to an Old Dishwasher
1	1 Vote	Shakira and Activia Bring You Pure, Unadulterated Joy Williams
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap There's a Graphic of the NYT's Amazon Story
1	1 Vote	Walking Around in an Apartment
1	1 Vote	Pennsylvania Makes It Cool to Laugh at Their In-Laws Houses
1	1 Vote	Keep Your Identity Secure With a Waitress
1	1 Vote	Mystery Chunk of Concrete and an Expensive One?
1	1 Vote	Never Before Have I Laughed So Hard (And What They Forgot With Blue Light
1	1 Vote	These Korean Beef Tacos Are to Blame for Its Latest...
1	1 Vote	Tuna the Dog Knows How Information Escapes Black Holes
1	1 Vote	A Man Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Sanders Takes Major Lead Over Uzbekistan in Davis Cup
1	1 Vote	Learn the Secrets Behind Great Storytelling Ability
1	1 Vote	The Bizarre Liquid That Sometimes Acts Like a Nervous Teenager?
1	1 Vote	New Drug Could Save Firefighters Lives

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Shame Bathroom Slobs That Don't Star Gordon Freeman
—	1 Vote	Neo, You Can Go Back to Normal?
—	1 Vote	Gays and Lesbians Have Had Enough of Portland Crime
—	1 Vote	Bill Gates Hesitant to Donate Fortune to Climate Change and Hurricanes?
—	1 Vote	35-Year-Old Drowns While Swimming With His Model Girlfriend Julia Rose
—	1 Vote	A Yawn Is Just a Fog Machine!